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Lawrence Dunbar:

Dave the Renegade:
I can see someone having a heart attack, talking about all these young women in this tropical heat. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

I will take my chance, It must be good to go with a stiffy on Eh, Ha Ha, Regards Larry.

When I was a kid a local sheriff with three stripes on his arm literally did that, and it wasn’t at home with his wife. :open_mouth: :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

Lawrence Dunbar:

Dave the Renegade:
I can see someone having a heart attack, talking about all these young women in this tropical heat. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

I will take my chance, It must be good to go with a stiffy on Eh, Ha Ha, Regards Larry.

When I was a kid a local sheriff with three stripes on his arm literally did that, and it wasn’t at home with his wife. :open_mouth: :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Lucky old devil Eh, Went in peace at least, Regards Larry. PS Probabley with a big smile on his face.

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Lawrence Dunbar:

Dave the Renegade:

Lawrence Dunbar:

Dave the Renegade:
I can see someone having a heart attack, talking about all these young women in this tropical heat. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

I will take my chance, It must be good to go with a stiffy on Eh, Ha Ha, Regards Larry.

When I was a kid a local sheriff with three stripes on his arm literally did that, and it wasn’t at home with his wife. :open_mouth: :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Lucky old devil Eh, Went in peace at least, Regards Larry. PS Probabley with a big smile on his face.

Don’t think he was that old Larry, it was in the days that they had to retire in their early 50’s.
Cheers Dave.

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I said to my mate, I would have liked to die on the job. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: he said what all alone in your lorry. Buddy idiot. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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kevmac47:

animal:
Went to school with a lad called Tracey

Nice to see you back Ang. Are you still working for the misery outfit from Scotch Corner way■■? Regards Kev.

dont you mean Cragehead way ( Stanely ) nope working for a different outfit just as bad but at least have own wagon ERF plain white :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

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Just been helping move daughter & grandaughter this weekend

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harry_gill:

grumpy old man:
Got a bit distressed yesterday. Sitting in the sun, supping a pint (very nice it was) and doing a bit of ogling (as yer do :wink: ) the young nubile wimmin walking past VERY flimsily dressed. It all proved too much for an old man so I went home, sat in the shade and supped canned Polish lager and ogled the wife. :open_mouth:
It just wasn’t the same. :cry:

hiya,
Brian are you a fully qualified “oglist” I’m ■■■■ poor at it, Her Ladyship always knows
when giving a tidy female a good coat of looking at and she lets me know in no
uncertain terms, must buy myself some sun specs she maybe won’t notice my neck
swivelling about if she can’t see my old lecherous eyes staring at the undressed Er’ I
mean scantily dressed maidens going about their business.
thanks harry, long retired.

None better, as oglists go I’m as good as it gets. Although, I must say, I’m no fool, when she is in attendance I do curtail my activities, usually limit it to a quick furtive glance. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Dave the Renegade:
I can see someone having a heart attack, talking about all these young women in this tropical heat. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Great innit? At our age it’s just about all we can do is talk about it, especially in this heat. :wink:

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grumpy old man:

Dave the Renegade:
I can see someone having a heart attack, talking about all these young women in this tropical heat. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Great innit? At our age it’s just about all we can do is talk about it, especially in this heat. :wink:

hiya,
If there was a “degree in furtiveness” I’d have a “masters”. :blush: :blush: :blush:
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

grumpy old man:

Dave the Renegade:
I can see someone having a heart attack, talking about all these young women in this tropical heat. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Great innit? At our age it’s just about all we can do is talk about it, especially in this heat. :wink:

hiya,
If there was a “degree in furtiveness” I’d have a “masters”. :blush: :blush: :blush:
thanks harry, long retired.

You should have been made a Professor and inducted into the hall of fame Harry.
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

grumpy old man:

Dave the Renegade:
I can see someone having a heart attack, talking about all these young women in this tropical heat. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Great innit? At our age it’s just about all we can do is talk about it, especially in this heat. :wink:

hiya,
If there was a “degree in furtiveness” I’d have a “masters”. :blush: :blush: :blush:
thanks harry, long retired.

You should have been made a Professor and inducted into the hall of fame Harry.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Well I do have my own fan club, although there’s not a lot of female fans
maybe they’ve seen my furtive side.
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

grumpy old man:

Dave the Renegade:
I can see someone having a heart attack, talking about all these young women in this tropical heat. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Great innit? At our age it’s just about all we can do is talk about it, especially in this heat. :wink:

hiya,
If there was a “degree in furtiveness” I’d have a “masters”. :blush: :blush: :blush:
thanks harry, long retired.

You should have been made a Professor and inducted into the hall of fame Harry.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Well I do have my own fan club, although there’s not a lot of female fans
maybe they’ve seen my furtive side.
thanks harry, long retired.

Most of them are guests on the site. you have overwhelmed them with your style Harry :exclamation:
Cheers Dave.

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Harry is your masters in Lechery, :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: if so I would expect you to be a don at Durham Universary, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: or even knight of the ■■■■■■■■■■. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:
Harry is your masters in Lechery, :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: if so I would expect you to be a don at Durham Universary, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: or even knight of the ■■■■■■■■■■. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

A Knight of removing the garter do you reckon Norm.
Cheers Dave.

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Me thinks Master Harry has removed alot more than that in his time. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: but not a word to his wife. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:

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Norman Ingram:
Me thinks Master Harry has removed alot more than that in his time. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: but not a word to his wife. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:

I expect Harry’s good lady sussed him out years ago Norm. Probably had a better laugh with him than a lot of others.
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Me thinks Master Harry has removed alot more than that in his time. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: but not a word to his wife. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:

I expect Harry’s good lady sussed him out years ago Norm. Probably had a better laugh with him than a lot of others.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Many years ago I asked a very attractive young lady what she looked for in
a man, she told me he would have to be able to make me laugh and Oh’ he
must have clean fingernails, I bought a new nail brush next day.
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Me thinks Master Harry has removed alot more than that in his time. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: but not a word to his wife. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:

I expect Harry’s good lady sussed him out years ago Norm. Probably had a better laugh with him than a lot of others.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Many years ago I asked a very attractive young lady what she looked for in
a man, she told me he would have to be able to make me laugh and Oh’ he
must have clean fingernails, I bought a new nail brush next day.
thanks harry, long retired.

And the job was a good un then Harry :question: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Me thinks Master Harry has removed alot more than that in his time. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: but not a word to his wife. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:

I expect Harry’s good lady sussed him out years ago Norm. Probably had a better laugh with him than a lot of others.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Many years ago I asked a very attractive young lady what she looked for in
a man, she told me he would have to be able to make me laugh and Oh’ he
must have clean fingernails, I bought a new nail brush next day.
thanks harry, long retired.

And the job was a good un then Harry :question: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Yes Dave it was pretty good even before I went to the expense of buying
the nail brush but I was only a lad and between marriages so quite legal.
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Me thinks Master Harry has removed alot more than that in his time. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: but not a word to his wife. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:

I expect Harry’s good lady sussed him out years ago Norm. Probably had a better laugh with him than a lot of others.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Many years ago I asked a very attractive young lady what she looked for in
a man, she told me he would have to be able to make me laugh and Oh’ he
must have clean fingernails, I bought a new nail brush next day.
thanks harry, long retired.

And the job was a good un then Harry :question: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Yes Dave it was pretty good even before I went to the expense of buying
the nail brush but I was only a lad and between marriages so quite legal.

Instead of between jobs you were between marriages :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.