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OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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Put a can around both of their necks, you might do well! :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:
Put a can around both of their necks, you might do well! :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Keeping a can on our Cairn Terriers neck would be a problem Norm.He has that much energy he would get it off. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

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Do you mean, he would have ran away with the collections and found a doggy "Red light Kennel! :blush: :blush: :blush: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:
Do you mean, he would have ran away with the collections and found a doggy "Red light Kennel! :blush: :blush: :blush: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

No he can’t run off ( hopefully )) Norm.We keep the gate’s to the bottom half of our outside area’s locked.The previous Cairn that I had was a real escape artist,so we made certain this one is fairly secure.The last one thankfully didn’t come to any harm and lived to 18 years old,but he could have got run over or shot by a farmer if he had chased sheep.
So no collection tin for this one. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

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Dave I get some brilliant idea’s, sometimes my brain is going as fast as the top broadband,noway will I leave it time to let me get dementia. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I told a clean joke I thought up, Two african doctors, one fom Kenya the other from Congo, sitting in hospital restaurant. two nurses came in, one said he is handsome, the other nurse said (witch) which doctor? And the doctor turned around and said actually I’m a Surgeon! :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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What no comments, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: you lot must be getting past it! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: or getting too old to remember what to say. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :angry: :angry: :angry: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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We ain’t very quick Norm.Whats fast top broadband ? :laughing:
Cheeers Dave.

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hiya,
I’ll settle for knowing just what is “broadband” I’m still in the steam age.
But I’m very quickly running out of steam as well.
thanks harry, long retired.

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Less of that talk Harry, you’re as old as you feel, and when you stop feeling…you’re old. :stuck_out_tongue:
Just think of Sandy (the nurse). A glass of finest in your hand, dosing in a chair, thinking of her, you’ll be a new man.

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grumpy old man:
Less of that talk Harry, you’re as old as you feel, and when you stop feeling…you’re old. :stuck_out_tongue:
Just think of Sandy (the nurse). A glass of finest in your hand, dosing in a chair, thinking of her, you’ll be a new man.

She would give Harry a couple of black eye’s if he bumped into her Brian. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

grumpy old man:
Less of that talk Harry, you’re as old as you feel, and when you stop feeling…you’re old. :stuck_out_tongue:
Just think of Sandy (the nurse). A glass of finest in your hand, dosing in a chair, thinking of her, you’ll be a new man.

She would give Harry a couple of black eye’s if he bumped into her Brian. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
So long as it was Sandy ministering to my wounds she could give me
two thick ears at the same time, both these tasks she could carry
out whilst seated on my knee, what a way to gan eh’.
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

grumpy old man:
Less of that talk Harry, you’re as old as you feel, and when you stop feeling…you’re old. :stuck_out_tongue:
Just think of Sandy (the nurse). A glass of finest in your hand, dosing in a chair, thinking of her, you’ll be a new man.

She would give Harry a couple of black eye’s if he bumped into her Brian. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
So long as it was Sandy ministering to my wounds she could give me
two thick ears at the same time, both these tasks she could carry
out whilst seated on my knee, what a way to gan eh’.
thanks harry, long retired.

I can see that Brian’s avatar nurse has got a hold on you Harry.Looks as if Brian will have to keep you away from his voluptuous nurse Harry. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

grumpy old man:
Less of that talk Harry, you’re as old as you feel, and when you stop feeling…you’re old. :stuck_out_tongue:
Just think of Sandy (the nurse). A glass of finest in your hand, dosing in a chair, thinking of her, you’ll be a new man.

She would give Harry a couple of black eye’s if he bumped into her Brian. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
So long as it was Sandy ministering to my wounds she could give me
two thick ears at the same time, both these tasks she could carry
out whilst seated on my knee, what a way to gan eh’.
thanks harry, long retired.

I can see that Brian’s avatar nurse has got a hold on you Harry.Looks as if Brian will have to keep you away from his voluptuous nurse Harry. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
She’s playing with my mind Dave, she just won’t leave me alone. That GOM has a lot to answer for.
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

grumpy old man:
Less of that talk Harry, you’re as old as you feel, and when you stop feeling…you’re old. :stuck_out_tongue:
Just think of Sandy (the nurse). A glass of finest in your hand, dosing in a chair, thinking of her, you’ll be a new man.

She would give Harry a couple of black eye’s if he bumped into her Brian. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
So long as it was Sandy ministering to my wounds she could give me
two thick ears at the same time, both these tasks she could carry
out whilst seated on my knee, what a way to gan eh’.
thanks harry, long retired.

I can see that Brian’s avatar nurse has got a hold on you Harry.Looks as if Brian will have to keep you away from his voluptuous nurse Harry. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
She’s playing with my mind Dave, she just won’t leave me alone. That GOM has a lot to answer for.
thanks harry, long retired.

Brian must have a supply of these buxom nurses Harry.Perhaps he’s running an agency to supply retired lorry drivers with tantalising nurses. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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I have been in hospital a few times in my life, and met a few smashers :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: but not as pronouced in front as Brians ones! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: It’s a wonder Harry has not gone crosseyed. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:
I have been in hospital a few times in my life, and met a few smashers :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: but not as pronouced in front as Brians ones! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: It’s a wonder Harry has not gone crosseyed. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
I have !! :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
I have been in hospital a few times in my life, and met a few smashers :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: but not as pronouced in front as Brians ones! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: It’s a wonder Harry has not gone crosseyed. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
I have !! :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

Been in hospital myself and met a few pretty nurses,also met some right dragons,but most of them were good at their job. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
I have been in hospital a few times in my life, and met a few smashers :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: but not as pronouced in front as Brians ones! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: It’s a wonder Harry has not gone crosseyed. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
I have !! :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

Been in hospital myself and met a few pretty nurses,also met some right dragons,but most of them were good at their job. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I remember this huge farmers wife who lived in the sheep farming area of Northumberland
she was a nurse at the RVI Newcastle when I was an inpatient, and what a ■■■■■ she was I
recall she showed a guy up for using his mobile on the ward but he was a match for her and
he really put her in her place he left her quaking in her shoes and about three feet tall, he
was a sergeant major type and he really dressed her down, she never returned to our four
bedded side ward again and she wasn’t missed, all the other staff allowed the use of mobiles
and turned a blind eye to using our chargers to keep them topped up, when I mentioned her
to the Staff Nurse she said that none of the other nurses liked her or unless it involved work
went out of their way to speak to her.
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
I have been in hospital a few times in my life, and met a few smashers :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: but not as pronouced in front as Brians ones! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: It’s a wonder Harry has not gone crosseyed. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
I have !! :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

Been in hospital myself and met a few pretty nurses,also met some right dragons,but most of them were good at their job. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I remember this huge farmers wife who lived in the sheep farming area of Northumberland
she was a nurse at the RVI Newcastle when I was an inpatient, and what a ■■■■■ she was I
recall she showed a guy up for using his mobile on the ward but he was a match for her and
he really put her in her place he left her quaking in her shoes and about three feet tall, he
was a sergeant major type and he really dressed her down, she never returned to our four
bedded side ward again and she wasn’t missed, all the other staff allowed the use of mobiles
and turned a blind eye to using our chargers to keep them topped up, when I mentioned her
to the Staff Nurse she said that none of the other nurses liked her or unless it involved work
went out of their way to speak to her.
thanks harry, long retired.

When I was originally in hospital at Gobowen near Oswestry after my accident,there was a male orderly
( health care assistant ) who was a bully and was rough with the patients.There was a chap in there that couldn’t move his arms or anything.When this bloke whose name was Arthur was rough with him,he bit him.All the other male orderlies were going around say Geoff ***** bit Arthur.I shouted out ( is Geoff OK ) .The rest of the patients were laughing and shouting good old Geoff. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

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If I told you about a lovely irish staff nurse, who treated my right hand when I chopped it in half on the 4thJune1964, I would get chuck out of trucknet. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: So I am not telling you lot! :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: