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OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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Norman Ingram:
If I told you about a lovely irish staff nurse, who treated my right hand when I chopped it in half on the 4thJune1964, I would get chuck out of trucknet. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: So I am not telling you lot! :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Oh’ go on Nosser be a devil, I won’t tell the other Colleen :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
If I told you about a lovely irish staff nurse, who treated my right hand when I chopped it in half on the 4thJune1964, I would get chuck out of trucknet. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: So I am not telling you lot! :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Oh’ go on Nosser be a devil, I won’t tell the other Colleen :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

Sounds a if he was a dirty dog Harry :exclamation: :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
If I told you about a lovely irish staff nurse, who treated my right hand when I chopped it in half on the 4thJune1964, I would get chuck out of trucknet. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: So I am not telling you

lot! :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Oh’ go on Nosser be a devil, I won’t tell the other Colleen :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

Sounds a if he was a dirty dog Harry :exclamation: :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
You betcha’ they got it wrong when they named Clint Dirty Harry
they should have named him Dirty Norman, mucky little devil. :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
If I told you about a lovely irish staff nurse, who treated my right hand when I chopped it in half on the 4thJune1964, I would get chuck out of trucknet. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: So I am not telling you

lot! :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Oh’ go on Nosser be a devil, I won’t tell the other Colleen :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

Sounds a if he was a dirty dog Harry :exclamation: :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
You betcha’ they got it wrong when they named Clint Dirty Harry
they should have named him Dirty Norman, mucky little devil. :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

Perhaps he would be like Norman Bates and get her in the shower,but for a different reason. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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Nothing dirty about me Harry, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I’m a fun loving guy who likes to bring pleasure and happiness to certain young ladies who have cross my path, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: and leave them dreamy eyed! :blush: :blush: :blush: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:
Nothing dirty about me Harry, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I’m a fun loving guy who likes to bring pleasure and happiness to certain young ladies who have cross my path, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: and leave them dreamy eyed! :blush: :blush: :blush: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Always the ladies man Norm,nothing wrong with that. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

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that norman is like a dog chasing motor bikes i think , if he caught one would he know what to do with it ? anon2

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rigsby:
that norman is like a dog chasing motor bikes i think , if he caught one would he know what to do with it ? anon2

hiya,
Norman would !!! he’d strip it down and fit a new clutch.
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

rigsby:
that norman is like a dog chasing motor bikes i think , if he caught one would he know what to do with it ? anon2

hiya,
Norman would !!! he’d strip it down and fit a new clutch.
thanks harry, long retired.

As long as he doesn’t chase my van and bite the mudflaps off.
Cheers Dave.

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Harry you are quite right, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: as a REME mechanic I was able to strip down motorbikes mainly BSA’s in the army, and Dave there is little difference between women and motorbikes, treat them well and service regular and they both purr like kittens when in top gear! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Motorbikes are hot and throbbing Norm,thats why certain skirted species like to get astride them :open_mouth: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:
Motorbikes are hot and throbbing Norm,thats why certain skirted species like to get astride them :open_mouth: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I just like to feel the power between my legs :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Daytona (11).JPGHow would you rate this one Ang, Our Nigels latest, Regards Larry.

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Lawrence Dunbar:
0How would you rate this one Ang, Our Nigels latest, Regards Larry.

That will do nice thanks :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I will look after it for him np

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animal:

Dave the Renegade:
Motorbikes are hot and throbbing Norm,thats why certain skirted species like to get astride them :open_mouth: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I just like to feel the power between my legs :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Oh yes,they all say that :exclamation: :laughing: :laughing:

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animal:
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I just like to feel the power between my legs :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

It will be back on the road eventually.
You will get to feel the power between your legs, honest. :smiley:
Just dunno when :frowning:

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Simon:

animal:
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I just like to feel the power between my legs :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

It will be back on the road eventually.
You will get to feel the power between your legs, honest. :smiley:
Just dunno when :frowning:

You should be buying a new 13 plate bike with your high earnings Simon. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:
You should be buying a new 13 plate bike with your high earnings Simon. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

You obviously don’t know my boss :smiley:

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Simon:

Dave the Renegade:
You should be buying a new 13 plate bike with your high earnings Simon. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

You obviously don’t know my boss :smiley:

I thought Rikki was your boss,seems a generous chap. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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Dave that name reminds me of rafts, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Oh darn it I just remembered it’s Kontiki. :blush: :blush: :blush: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: