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Dave that is very true but I look at it that people with birthdays at other times have separate presents so people who’s birthday is at Christmas should receive the same.
cheers Johnnie :laughing:

I always had seperate for each Johnnie.Nowadays I’m just glad to see the back of it. Roll on the middle of January :smiling_imp: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

sammyopisite:
Dave that is very true but I look at it that people with birthdays at other times have separate presents so people who’s birthday is at Christmas should receive the same.
cheers Johnnie :laughing:

Yep agreed although not quite as near my daughters is on dec 12 my dragon said it should all be part of of the same but she didnt get a lot of change from me

It would have been my late dad 80th on Dec 10th & he was quite partial to a wee dram so if you wish you may :smiley:

Reading this last page I think you’ve all been sniffing the barmaids apron. :smiley: :smiley:
Ps. its pretty entertaining though. :laughing: :laughing: regards kevmac47

kevmac47:
Reading this last page I think you’ve all been sniffing the barmaids apron. :smiley: :smiley:
Ps. its pretty entertaining though. :laughing: :laughing: regards kevmac47

But what about the barman & only this page think you need new glasses Kev :smiley:

Will have to change this thread to tales from the whisky bottle :laughing: :laughing: .

I have received this today and thought it was full of wit and wisdom

I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I’m not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.
I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I go there more often as I’m getting older.
One of my favourite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not!
I have been in Deepshit many times; the older I get, the easier it is to get there.

cheers Johnnie :wink:

The absurd is born of the confrontation between the human call and the unreasonable silence of the world :wink:

hiya,
Johnnie I don’t think you and me have ever been at Lggerheads, have we??.
thanks harry long retired.

Loggerheads is not far from Market Drayton Harry,just over the Staffordshire border.You two might have been there :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

harry_gill:
hiya,
Johnnie I don’t think you and me have ever been at Loggerheads, have we??.
thanks harry long retired.

Hiya Harry not as I know of, we are not going to be are we ? :unamused: :unamused:

unless we were both ■■■■■■ and don’t know owt about it :laughing: :laughing: besides I am always a lot quieter and less argumentative when I have had a couple just dafter if thats possible :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

Dave ( rigsby ) I will not say how old you are but if you turn the numbers upside down they are still the same :laughing: :laughing: it just came up on skype

Dave the Renegade:
Loggerheads is not far from Market Drayton Harry,just over the Staffordshire border.You two might have been there :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Quite possible Dave had totally forgotten about that never been but have seen it signposted did quite a bit of stuff into Stafford jail mainly oversized electrical switchgear on low loaders, Wynn’s took the new stuff from just along the road we brought the dead stuff back to the “nick” for dismantling we brought it from anywhere in the UK, good job but spent a lot of time waiting around for police escorts you never know Johnnie and me may have parked in the same layby’s I’ve had a few paraffin lamps go missing. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry long retired.

i wear a black armband on this day every year johnnie , in memory of my lost youth , cheers , dave

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
Loggerheads is not far from Market Drayton Harry,just over the Staffordshire border.You two might have been there :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Quite possible Dave had totally forgotten about that never been but have seen it signposted did quite a bit of stuff into Stafford jail mainly oversized electrical switchgear on low loaders, Wynn’s took the new stuff from just along the road we brought the dead stuff back to the “nick” for dismantling we brought it from anywhere in the UK, good job but spent a lot of time waiting around for police escorts you never know Johnnie and me may have parked in the same layby’s I’ve had a few paraffin lamps go missing. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry long retired.

You will have to organise a raid on Johnnies shed Harry.He has probably still got those lamps :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

just remembered , it was winston churchill’s birthday as well , and i’m in better nick than him ( i hope )


Dave rigsby .

you’ll find those lamps in the house dave , he’ll still be using them to save on the leccy

rigsby:
you’ll find those lamps in the house dave , he’ll still be using them to save on the leccy

He could of sold them to the ladies of the night to put in their window dave :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
Loggerheads is not far from Market Drayton Harry,just over the Staffordshire border.You two might have been there :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Quite possible Dave had totally forgotten about that never been but have seen it signposted did quite a bit of stuff into Stafford jail mainly oversized electrical switchgear on low loaders, Wynn’s took the new stuff from just along the road we brought the dead stuff back to the “nick” for dismantling we brought it from anywhere in the UK, good job but spent a lot of time waiting around for police escorts you never know Johnnie and me may have parked in the same layby’s I’ve had a few paraffin lamps go missing. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry long retired.

You will have to organise a raid on Johnnies shed Harry.He has probably still got those lamps :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Believe it or not Dave the second man and me have actually used the self same lamps a couple lit in the cab to try and get a bit of heat when punching those old Gardner engined “fridges” around, sort of pre-historic night heater only trouble was your clothes stunk of lamp-oil.
thanks harry long retired.