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Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave I reckon we should keep clear of thes northern whisky drinkers, they seem to be corrupt I hope no new lorry drivers are taken any notice! Reading their comments makes me feel that I was a angel of a lorry driver.

I quite believe you Norm.I’m thinking of making a insurance claim against these whisky drinkers for liver damage from passive whisky fumes .
Cheers Dave.

Dave its no use claiming off of me as I ain’t got ought so nowt from nowt is still nowt
cheers Johnnie a very poor retired lorry driver

[dave_the_renegade]

sammyopisite:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave I reckon we should keep clear of thes northern whisky drinkers, they seem to be corrupt I hope no new lorry drivers are taken any notice! Reading their comments makes me feel that I was a angel of a lorry driver.

I quite believe you Norm.I’m thinking of making a insurance claim against these whisky drinkers for liver damage from passive whisky fumes .
Cheers Dave.

Dave its no use claiming off of me as I ain’t got ought so nowt from nowt is still nowt
cheers Johnnie a very poor retired lorry driver

Nowt where you come from Johnnie is a fortune this way
Cheers Dave.

[sammyopisite]

Dave the Renegade:

sammyopisite:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave I reckon we should keep clear of thes northern whisky drinkers, they seem to be corrupt I hope no new lorry drivers are taken any notice! Reading their comments makes me feel that I was a angel of a lorry driver.

I quite believe you Norm.I’m thinking of making a insurance claim against these whisky drinkers for liver damage from passive whisky fumes .
Cheers Dave.

Dave its no use claiming off of me as I ain’t got ought so nowt from nowt is still nowt
cheers Johnnie a very poor retired lorry driver

Nowt where you come from Johnnie is a fortune this way
Cheers Dave.

dave if I give you half of nowt then you will be well off then
cheers Johnnie

[dave_the_renegade]

sammyopisite:

Dave the Renegade:

sammyopisite:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave I reckon we should keep clear of thes northern whisky drinkers, they seem to be corrupt I hope no new lorry drivers are taken any notice! Reading their comments makes me feel that I was a angel of a lorry driver.

I quite believe you Norm.I’m thinking of making a insurance claim against these whisky drinkers for liver damage from passive whisky fumes .
Cheers Dave.

Dave its no use claiming off of me as I ain’t got ought so nowt from nowt is still nowt
cheers Johnnie a very poor retired lorry driver

Nowt where you come from Johnnie is a fortune this way
Cheers Dave.

dave if I give you half of nowt then you will be well off then
cheers Johnnie

You are getting the gist of it Johnnie You northern Yorkshire chaps always knew how to make money .
Cheers Dave

[sammyopisite]

I’m getting lessons off of Harry

[dave_the_renegade]

Harry seems to be missing tonight Johnnie,still recovering frm the malt drinking when Trucknet wasn’t working last night .
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Norman Ingram:
Dave I reckon we should keep clear of thes northern whisky drinkers, they seem to be corrupt I hope no new lorry drivers are taken any notice! Reading their comments makes me feel that I was a angel of a lorry driver.

hiya,
Yes Nosser I too must have been angelic, never touched a drop when I was driving I waited until I got to a layby, less likely to spill it when parked up.
thanks harry long retired

[grumpy_old_man]

sammyopisite:
Animal it is not drink which gives you a hangover it is sleep that does as when you go to bed you do not have a headache or feel rough it is only after you have been asleep that it occurs. I know this to be correct as I have been doing trials for over 50 years and it is always the same result.
cheers Johnnie

Alcohol does NOT cause hangovers…Waking up DOES

But us old lads should have more sense now. All thing in moderation.

[rigsby]

the headache that comes with a hangover is usually caused by the lady of the house loudly informing you that you are a drunken old fool , should know better at your age , blah de blah . they then bang the doors and generally make as much noise as possible to ensure maximum suffering , cheers , dave

[animal]

rigsby:
the headache that comes with a hangover is usually caused by the lady of the house loudly informing you that you are a drunken old fool , should know better at your age , blah de blah . they then bang the doors and generally make as much noise as possible to ensure maximum suffering , cheers , dave

But that dont work in this house as I am the only 1 that ives here simple & as I am the lady of that said house I can make as much noise as I like or not

[rigsby]

that’s cheating ange , you can’t be a genuine drunk without the suffering in a morning . you can just stay in bed until you feel better with nobody to disturb you . cheers , dave

[animal]

But due to the daily drugs I have to take helps as well

[dave_the_renegade]

animal:
But due to the daily drugs I have to take helps as well

Don’t tell them about drugs they will want some of them as chasers .

[sammyopisite]

grumpy old man:

sammyopisite:
Animal it is not drink which gives you a hangover it is sleep that does as when you go to bed you do not have a headache or feel rough it is only after you have been asleep that it occurs. I know this to be correct as I have been doing trials for over 50 years and it is always the same result.
cheers Johnnie

Alcohol does NOT cause hangovers…Waking up DOES

But us old lads should have more sense now. All thing in moderation.

Brian that is the thing most of us look forward to now every day ( waking up ) the alternative is not an option
cheers Johnnie

[norman_ingram]

Food for thought Johnnie, if you never woke up would you be dead No not neccessary ,you could be in a coma brought on by inhaling whisky fumes over the years of drinking single malt. You would have to wait to see if you was in a drunken stupor or a coma, one you would have a long wait to hear the sweet voice of a young nurse " How are you". If the other your wife saying get up you fat drunken sod! But if you are dead, you won’t know.

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:
Food for thought Johnnie, if you never woke up would you be dead No not neccessary ,you could be in a coma brought on by inhaling whisky fumes over the years of drinking single malt. You would have to wait to see if you was in a drunken stupor or a coma, one you would have a long wait to hear the sweet voice of a young nurse " How are you". If the other your wife saying get up you fat drunken sod! But if you are dead, you won’t know.

In drink Norm,he could be dead just from the neck up .
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Food for thought Johnnie, if you never woke up would you be dead No not neccessary ,you could be in a coma brought on by inhaling whisky fumes over the years of drinking single malt. You would have to wait to see if you was in a drunken stupor or a coma, one you would have a long wait to hear the sweet voice of a young nurse " How are you". If the other your wife saying get up you fat drunken sod! But if you are dead, you won’t know.

In drink Norm,he could be dead just from the neck up .
Cheers Dave.

Dave you must have been collaborating with Brenda as she says the same thing but she does not mention the drink
cheers Johnnie

[dave_the_renegade]

sammyopisite:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Food for thought Johnnie, if you never woke up would you be dead No not neccessary ,you could be in a coma brought on by inhaling whisky fumes over the years of drinking single malt. You would have to wait to see if you was in a drunken stupor or a coma, one you would have a long wait to hear the sweet voice of a young nurse " How are you". If the other your wife saying get up you fat drunken sod! But if you are dead, you won’t know.

In drink Norm,he could be dead just from the neck up .
Cheers Dave.

Dave you must have been collaborating with Brenda as she says the same thing but she does not mention the drink
cheers Johnnie

Is she from this way Johnnie,sounds like a sensible woman .
Cheers Dave.

[sammyopisite]

Dave the Renegade:

sammyopisite:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Food for thought Johnnie, if you never woke up would you be dead No not neccessary ,you could be in a coma brought on by inhaling whisky fumes over the years of drinking single malt. You would have to wait to see if you was in a drunken stupor or a coma, one you would have a long wait to hear the sweet voice of a young nurse " How are you". If the other your wife saying get up you fat drunken sod! But if you are dead, you won’t know.

In drink Norm,he could be dead just from the neck up .
Cheers Dave.

Dave you must have been collaborating with Brenda as she says the same thing but she does not mention the drink
cheers Johnnie

Is she from this way Johnnie,sounds like a sensible woman .
Cheers Dave.

Dave no unlike me she is a born and bred Sheffielder I am just an immigrant ( possibly illegal as well ) but her birthday is the day after yours if I am correct in that it is yours 4 weeks on saturday so that may be the link.
cheers Johnnie

[dave_the_renegade]

sammyopisite:

Dave the Renegade:

sammyopisite:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Food for thought Johnnie, if you never woke up would you be dead No not neccessary ,you could be in a coma brought on by inhaling whisky fumes over the years of drinking single malt. You would have to wait to see if you was in a drunken stupor or a coma, one you would have a long wait to hear the sweet voice of a young nurse " How are you". If the other your wife saying get up you fat drunken sod! But if you are dead, you won’t know.

In drink Norm,he could be dead just from the neck up .
Cheers Dave.

Dave you must have been collaborating with Brenda as she says the same thing but she does not mention the drink
cheers Johnnie

Is she from this way Johnnie,sounds like a sensible woman .
Cheers Dave.

Dave no unlike me she is a born and bred Sheffielder I am just an immigrant ( possibly illegal as well ) but her birthday is the day after yours if I am correct in that it is yours 4 weeks on saturday so that may be the link.
cheers Johnnie

A true capricorn Johnnie.Tracy’s late mum was the day after mine as well.Double hand in pocket time for you then .
Cheers Dave.