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[dave_the_renegade]

Hi dave rigsby,
Still no whisky gang members appeared,all hung over after a night supping without Trucknet Must be a strong type of malt they had .
Cheers Dave.

[animal]

Dave the Renegade:
Hi dave rigsby,
Still no whisky gang members appeared,all hung over after a night supping without Trucknet Must be a strong type of malt they had .
Cheers Dave.

Never get a hangover as my old granda would say " if you cant drink hold & carry " dont bother

But sometimes this "work " malaky get in the way

[sammyopisite]

Dave the Renegade:
Hi dave rigsby,
Still no whisky gang members appeared,all hung over after a night supping without Trucknet Must be a strong type of malt they had .
Cheers Dave.

Dave on returning from church last night I was unable to gain access to the site so I spent the evening meditating and today I was giving the bride a help with the shopping well carrying all the heavy stuff and I have not touched a drop today except for a wee dram in my tea this morning to keep the cold out.
cheers Johnnie

[sammyopisite]

Animal it is not drink which gives you a hangover it is sleep that does as when you go to bed you do not have a headache or feel rough it is only after you have been asleep that it occurs. I know this to be correct as I have been doing trials for over 50 years and it is always the same result.
cheers Johnnie

[sammyopisite]

rigsby:
i think you slipped up when you emigrated chris , you should have retired to north durham , they don’t seem short of whiskey money up there . a certain sheffield member isn’t short of a bob or two either when it comes to buying drink , he’s that tight though i bet he turns the heating off when he goes to the pub and leaves his poor wife shivering . ( as if he would dare ) cheers , dave

Mr. Rigsby I have to rely on the generosity of family and friends who take pity on a poor old pensioner by providing regular supplies of malt but some do bring the blended kind so I use that in my tea so as not to hurt their feelings and if those run short I have to go out on to streets begging
cheers Johnnie

[rigsby]

i wish i had known about your poverty johnnie , i could have come home via prince of wales road friday and encouraged the daughter in law to throw a few coppers out of the window . she is very good with needy pensioners , she bought our meal on the way home . it is very handy having a millionaire’s daughter in the family . cheers , dave

[sammyopisite]

rigsby:
i wish i had known about your poverty johnnie , i could have come home via prince of wales road friday and encouraged the daughter in law to throw a few coppers out of the window . she is very good with needy pensioners , she bought our meal on the way home . it is very handy having a millionaire’s daughter in the family . cheers , dave

It would have been greatly appreciated Dave and I would have used it wisely
cheers Johnnie

[chris_webb]

sammyopisite:

rigsby:
i wish i had known about your poverty johnnie , i could have come home via prince of wales road friday and encouraged the daughter in law to throw a few coppers out of the window . she is very good with needy pensioners , she bought our meal on the way home . it is very handy having a millionaire’s daughter in the family . cheers , dave

It would have been greatly appreciated Dave and I would have used it wisely
cheers Johnnie

I’ve never read so much ■■■■■ in me life Dave,Sammie is the richest man in Gleadless bar none.He’s still spending his Pickfords lay-by money i.e. five dodgy neets out between Sheffield and Newcastle out of BSC/ESC/USC or Davy United and back home,for another two…plus paraffin money for t’lay-by lamps.
Used it wisely…aye you can bet yer life he did,bless him.

Anonirishsea.com

[rigsby]

you don’t think johnnie would tell me an untruth do you chris ? living in those posh apartments must cost a bit , i bet he pays extra for one near the tram stop as well . all that expensive shopping at crystal peaks , i reckon he must be on the breadline by the end of the month . i’ll have to stop , i am filling up , i’ll have to go and blow me nose , dave

[chris_webb]

rigsby:
you don’t think johnnie would tell me an untruth do you chris ? living in those posh apartments must cost a bit , i bet he pays extra for one near the tram stop as well . all that expensive shopping at crystal peaks , i reckon he must be on the breadline by the end of the month . i’ll have to stop , i am filling up , i’ll have to go and blow me nose , dave

Well Dave,can’t say too much and don’t want to upset you further but they are the best APARTMENTS (not flats) in S12. As for neet out money,well I picked him and his mate up at Tinsley one morning and dropped 'em at Woodall Services.I did Llanwern,tipped,steamed out,ran to Baglan Bay,loaded and picked 'em up at t’Oakamoor on me way home,that’s as far as the buggers had got.
And I gave 'em two galls of toluene out of my tank for t’lamps 'cos they’d spent the allowance on tea and snap.
I rest me case…over
driverfromellianvanninanon.

[dave_the_renegade]

Chris Webb:

rigsby:
you don’t think johnnie would tell me an untruth do you chris ? living in those posh apartments must cost a bit , i bet he pays extra for one near the tram stop as well . all that expensive shopping at crystal peaks , i reckon he must be on the breadline by the end of the month . i’ll have to stop , i am filling up , i’ll have to go and blow me nose , dave

Well Dave,can’t say too much and don’t want to upset you further but they are the best APARTMENTS (not flats) in S12. As for neet out money,well I picked him and his mate up at Tinsley one morning and dropped 'em at Woodall Services.I did Llanwern,tipped,steamed out,ran to Baglan Bay,loaded and picked 'em up at t’Oakamoor on me way home,that’s as far as the buggers had got.
And I gave 'em two galls of toluene out of my tank for t’lamps 'cos they’d spent the allowance on tea and snap.
I rest me case…over
driverfromellianvanninanon.

Would that be a long distance Manx driver or local version Chris .

[sammyopisite]

Chris Webb:

rigsby:
you don’t think johnnie would tell me an untruth do you chris ? living in those posh apartments must cost a bit , i bet he pays extra for one near the tram stop as well . all that expensive shopping at crystal peaks , i reckon he must be on the breadline by the end of the month . i’ll have to stop , i am filling up , i’ll have to go and blow me nose , dave

Well Dave,can’t say too much and don’t want to upset you further but they are the best APARTMENTS (not flats) in S12. As for neet out money,well I picked him and his mate up at Tinsley one morning and dropped 'em at Woodall Services.I did Llanwern,tipped,steamed out,ran to Baglan Bay,loaded and picked 'em up at t’Oakamoor on me way home,that’s as far as the buggers had got.
And I gave 'em two galls of toluene out of my tank for t’lamps 'cos they’d spent the allowance on tea and snap.
I rest me case…over
driverfromellianvanninanon.

Bloody Hell it looks as if I am being stalked as I have been to Crystal Peaks today and we are at the end of the month Chris that toluene I thought you said it was 4 star petrol so I sold it for a few wee drams
cheers Johnnie

P S we were waiting for the police ■■■■■■ a long time as well

[chris_webb]

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:

rigsby:
you don’t think johnnie would tell me an untruth do you chris ? living in those posh apartments must cost a bit , i bet he pays extra for one near the tram stop as well . all that expensive shopping at crystal peaks , i reckon he must be on the breadline by the end of the month . i’ll have to stop , i am filling up , i’ll have to go and blow me nose , dave

Well Dave,can’t say too much and don’t want to upset you further but they are the best APARTMENTS (not flats) in S12. As for neet out money,well I picked him and his mate up at Tinsley one morning and dropped 'em at Woodall Services.I did Llanwern,tipped,steamed out,ran to Baglan Bay,loaded and picked 'em up at t’Oakamoor on me way home,that’s as far as the buggers had got.
And I gave 'em two galls of toluene out of my tank for t’lamps 'cos they’d spent the allowance on tea and snap.
I rest me case…over
driverfromellianvanninanon.

Would that be a long distance Manx driver or local version Chris .

Dave,Sammie would have been in his element over here with Pickfords,wagons park all over the place,on the prom,side roads etc so a Scammell would not have been particularly noticed.After all,the kids would have been at school afore it was fired up for the next paraffin lamp lay-by.
anonagain.

[dave_the_renegade]

sammyopisite:

Chris Webb:

rigsby:
you don’t think johnnie would tell me an untruth do you chris ? living in those posh apartments must cost a bit , i bet he pays extra for one near the tram stop as well . all that expensive shopping at crystal peaks , i reckon he must be on the breadline by the end of the month . i’ll have to stop , i am filling up , i’ll have to go and blow me nose , dave

Well Dave,can’t say too much and don’t want to upset you further but they are the best APARTMENTS (not flats) in S12. As for neet out money,well I picked him and his mate up at Tinsley one morning and dropped 'em at Woodall Services.I did Llanwern,tipped,steamed out,ran to Baglan Bay,loaded and picked 'em up at t’Oakamoor on me way home,that’s as far as the buggers had got.
And I gave 'em two galls of toluene out of my tank for t’lamps 'cos they’d spent the allowance on tea and snap.
I rest me case…over
driverfromellianvanninanon.

Bloody Hell it looks as if I am being stalked as I have been to Crystal Peaks today and we are at the end of the month Chris that toluene I thought you said it was 4 star petrol so I sold it for a few wee drams
cheers Johnnie

P S we were waiting for the police ■■■■■■ a long time as well

They hadn’t got an ■■■■■■,so you had one of these

[sammyopisite]

Dave the Renegade:

sammyopisite:

Chris Webb:

rigsby:
you don’t think johnnie would tell me an untruth do you chris ? living in those posh apartments must cost a bit , i bet he pays extra for one near the tram stop as well . all that expensive shopping at crystal peaks , i reckon he must be on the breadline by the end of the month . i’ll have to stop , i am filling up , i’ll have to go and blow me nose , dave

Well Dave,can’t say too much and don’t want to upset you further but they are the best APARTMENTS (not flats) in S12. As for neet out money,well I picked him and his mate up at Tinsley one morning and dropped 'em at Woodall Services.I did Llanwern,tipped,steamed out,ran to Baglan Bay,loaded and picked 'em up at t’Oakamoor on me way home,that’s as far as the buggers had got.
And I gave 'em two galls of toluene out of my tank for t’lamps 'cos they’d spent the allowance on tea and snap.
I rest me case…over
driverfromellianvanninanon.

Bloody Hell it looks as if I am being stalked as I have been to Crystal Peaks today and we are at the end of the month Chris that toluene I thought you said it was 4 star petrol so I sold it for a few wee drams
cheers Johnnie

P S we were waiting for the police ■■■■■■ a long time as well

They hadn’t got an ■■■■■■,so you had one of these

Dave you are probably correct as I think it was about 1970 ish when the ■■■■■■ came out
cheers Johnnie

[dave_the_renegade]

sammyopisite:

Dave the Renegade:

sammyopisite:

Chris Webb:

rigsby:
you don’t think johnnie would tell me an untruth do you chris ? living in those posh apartments must cost a bit , i bet he pays extra for one near the tram stop as well . all that expensive shopping at crystal peaks , i reckon he must be on the breadline by the end of the month . i’ll have to stop , i am filling up , i’ll have to go and blow me nose , dave

Well Dave,can’t say too much and don’t want to upset you further but they are the best APARTMENTS (not flats) in S12. As for neet out money,well I picked him and his mate up at Tinsley one morning and dropped 'em at Woodall Services.I did Llanwern,tipped,steamed out,ran to Baglan Bay,loaded and picked 'em up at t’Oakamoor on me way home,that’s as far as the buggers had got.
And I gave 'em two galls of toluene out of my tank for t’lamps 'cos they’d spent the allowance on tea and snap.
I rest me case…over
driverfromellianvanninanon.

Bloody Hell it looks as if I am being stalked as I have been to Crystal Peaks today and we are at the end of the month Chris that toluene I thought you said it was 4 star petrol so I sold it for a few wee drams
cheers Johnnie

P S we were waiting for the police ■■■■■■ a long time as well

They hadn’t got an ■■■■■■,so you had one of these

Dave you are probably correct as I think it was about 1970 ish when the ■■■■■■ came out
cheers Johnnie

I think they came out about 1968/9 Johnnie.I had an Anglia it wouldn’t pull your Granny off the ■■■■■■■■■■■ my Dad had one new in 1960 that went well.
Cheers Dave.

[rigsby]

no stalking involved johnnie , simple deduction my dear watson . the tram stops on your side of the road for crystal peaks , and older pensioners doddering across the road for a sheffield tram could get run over , well they could when i was driving anyway . i knew you would come home skint because there’s nowt cheap there . i only took the wife there once and she spent a months ale money in half an hour , never again ! cheers , dave

[sammyopisite]

rigsby:
no stalking involved johnnie , simple deduction my dear watson . the tram stops on your side of the road for crystal peaks , and older pensioners doddering across the road for a sheffield tram could get run over , well they could when i was driving anyway . i knew you would come home skint because there’s nowt cheap there . i only took the wife there once and she spent a months ale money in half an hour , never again ! cheers , dave

Dave I will have to be extra careful then when crossing the road as the tram stop is in the centre of the road and I know there is a lot of hillbillys from derbyshire use the road and it only a bout 8 mins on the tram to the peaks
cheers Johnnie

[norman_ingram]

Dave I reckon we should keep clear of thes northern whisky drinkers, they seem to be corrupt I hope no new lorry drivers are taken any notice! Reading their comments makes me feel that I was a angel of a lorry driver.

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:
Dave I reckon we should keep clear of thes northern whisky drinkers, they seem to be corrupt I hope no new lorry drivers are taken any notice! Reading their comments makes me feel that I was a angel of a lorry driver.

I quite believe you Norm.I’m thinking of making a insurance claim against these whisky drinkers for liver damage from passive whisky fumes .
Cheers Dave.