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[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:
hiya,
Should’ve given her the silent treatment a disclosure like that at such a tender
age could have ruined you for life, I would liken that experience to losing my
virginity, Dave that could’ve been nasty!!
thanks harry, long retired.

It must have been an awful shock to your system Harry.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Should’ve given her the silent treatment a disclosure like that at such a tender
age could have ruined you for life, I would liken that experience to losing my
virginity, Dave that could’ve been nasty!!
thanks harry, long retired.

It must have been an awful shock to your system Harry.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
A shock yes and it does take time Dave, but being a rufty tufty old wagon driver I’m slowly getting over it.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Should’ve given her the silent treatment a disclosure like that at such a tender
age could have ruined you for life, I would liken that experience to losing my
virginity, Dave that could’ve been nasty!!
thanks harry, long retired.

It must have been an awful shock to your system Harry.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
A shock yes and it does take time Dave, but being a rufty tufty old wagon driver I’m slowly getting over it.
thanks harry, long retired.

Did you need counselling Harry ?
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Should’ve given her the silent treatment a disclosure like that at such a tender
age could have ruined you for life, I would liken that experience to losing my
virginity, Dave that could’ve been nasty!!
thanks harry, long retired.

It must have been an awful shock to your system Harry.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
A shock yes and it does take time Dave, but being a rufty tufty old wagon driver I’m slowly getting over it.
thanks harry, long retired.

Did you need counselling Harry ?
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Not really Dave, a good stiff talking to by my “old lady” seemed to settle me down,
intermingled with a belt round the lughole she seems to think that works as well.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Should’ve given her the silent treatment a disclosure like that at such a tender
age could have ruined you for life, I would liken that experience to losing my
virginity, Dave that could’ve been nasty!!
thanks harry, long retired.

It must have been an awful shock to your system Harry.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
A shock yes and it does take time Dave, but being a rufty tufty old wagon driver I’m slowly getting over it.
thanks harry, long retired.

Did you need counselling Harry ?
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Not really Dave, a good stiff talking to by my “old lady” seemed to settle me down,
intermingled with a belt round the lughole she seems to think that works as well.
thanks harry, long retired.

Fair play Harry,next to a smack in the teeth,a belt arond the lughole does give one a wake up call.
Cheers Dave.

[rigsby]

i’ll take the belt round the earhole , it’s soon done with but the "stiff talking to " seems to go on forever .

[harry_gill]

rigsby:
i’ll take the belt round the earhole , it’s soon done with but the "stiff talking to " seems to go on forever .

hiya,
Dave, a clip round the lug combined with a stiff talking to I can live with,
you can be deaf to the gob and the pain from the slap is only temporary,
It’s the silent treatment that gets to me and doesn’t she know it, so I try
and plump for the “brutality” every time it’s over in no time, the silent
treatment can go on for days
thanks harry, long retired.

[norman_ingram]

Wimps, are you men or are you mice, I have had the silent treatment so many times, I give it back and go my merry way,she gets fed up with it after a few days and she gets me somethink special to eat then starts to talk, I just reply as nothing has happened. After 50 years of wedded bliss, do you think I have become a expert!

[dave_the_renegade]

Not getting into this violence you long time married blokes are talking about.Any young blokes reading this thread will avoid getting married,and live in fear for their lives.
Cheers Dave.

[animal]

Dave the Renegade:
Not getting into this violence you long time married blokes are talking about.Any young blokes reading this thread will avoid getting married,and live in fear for their lives.
Cheers Dave.

Nowt wrong with marriage I just married the wrong bloke

[dave_the_renegade]

animal:

Dave the Renegade:
Not getting into this violence you long time married blokes are talking about.Any young blokes reading this thread will avoid getting married,and live in fear for their lives.
Cheers Dave.

Nowt wrong with marriage I just married the wrong bloke

Not saying there is Ang.I’m happy living with my woman.It works for us,no pressure.
Cheers Dave.

[rigsby]

funny you said that ange , my mrs says exactly the same , mind you it has taken her 50 years to come to that conclusion .

[animal]

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:
Not getting into this violence you long time married blokes are talking about.Any young blokes reading this thread will avoid getting married,and live in fear for their lives.
Cheers Dave.

Nowt wrong with marriage I just married the wrong bloke

Not saying there is Ang.I’m happy living with my woman.It works for us,no pressure.
Cheers Dave.

Happy single ta

[dave_the_renegade]

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:
Not getting into this violence you long time married blokes are talking about.Any young blokes reading this thread will avoid getting married,and live in fear for their lives.
Cheers Dave.

Nowt wrong with marriage I just married the wrong bloke

Not saying there is Ang.I’m happy living with my woman.It works for us,no pressure.
Cheers Dave.

Happy single ta

Stick with that Ang,it doesn’t mean you have to be on your own.Get a relationship without no big commitment.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:
Not getting into this violence you long time married blokes are talking about.Any young blokes reading this thread will avoid getting married,and live in fear for their lives.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Some guys might just heed the advice and when they’re elderly and wealthy
thank us for showing them the proper road, if they have stayed single that is.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
Not getting into this violence you long time married blokes are talking about.Any young blokes reading this thread will avoid getting married,and live in fear for their lives.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Some guys might just heed the advice and when they’re elderly and wealthy
thank us for showing them the proper road, if they have stayed single that is.
thanks harry, long retired.

I think you should write a guide book Harry,warning the young blokes of the pitfalls of matrimony and tips on how to get out of hot water.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
Not getting into this violence you long time married blokes are talking about.Any young blokes reading this thread will avoid getting married,and live in fear for their lives.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Some guys might just heed the advice and when they’re elderly and wealthy
thank us for showing them the proper road, if they have stayed single that is.
thanks harry, long retired.

I think you should write a guide book Harry,warning the young blokes of the pitfalls of matrimony and tips on how to get out of hot water.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Don’t know about a book Dave, but when I was a young fellah’ my advice
to any pal who was contemplating getting hitched was to give it a good
coat of looking at then reject the idea and buy a powerful motorbike as
a means of a quick escape, as for getting out of hot water the quick fix
is to stay out of it in the first place, job done.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
Not getting into this violence you long time married blokes are talking about.Any young blokes reading this thread will avoid getting married,and live in fear for their lives.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Some guys might just heed the advice and when they’re elderly and wealthy
thank us for showing them the proper road, if they have stayed single that is.
thanks harry, long retired.

I think you should write a guide book Harry,warning the young blokes of the pitfalls of matrimony and tips on how to get out of hot water.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Don’t know about a book Dave, but when I was a young fellah’ my advice
to any pal who was contemplating getting hitched was to give it a good
coat of looking at then reject the idea and buy a powerful motorbike as
a means of a quick escape, as for getting out of hot water the quick fix
is to stay out of it in the first place, job done.
thanks harry, long retired.

As I have said before Harry,my old Grandad warned me about nasty dogs and women. He said
" You can stroke them and they might wag their tail,but they could turn around and bite you "
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
Not getting into this violence you long time married blokes are talking about.Any young blokes reading this thread will avoid getting married,and live in fear for their lives.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Some guys might just heed the advice and when they’re elderly and wealthy
thank us for showing them the proper road, if they have stayed single that is.
thanks harry, long retired.

I think you should write a guide book Harry,warning the young blokes of the pitfalls of matrimony and tips on how to get out of hot water.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Don’t know about a book Dave, but when I was a young fellah’ my advice
to any pal who was contemplating getting hitched was to give it a good
coat of looking at then reject the idea and buy a powerful motorbike as
a means of a quick escape, as for getting out of hot water the quick fix
is to stay out of it in the first place, job done.
thanks harry, long retired.

As I have said before Harry,my old Grandad warned me about nasty dogs and women. He said
" You can stroke them and they might wag their tail,but they could turn around and bite you "
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave I think your Gramps and me would have made a great double act,
I’ll bet we could have put the world to rights in quick time.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
Not getting into this violence you long time married blokes are talking about.Any young blokes reading this thread will avoid getting married,and live in fear for their lives.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Some guys might just heed the advice and when they’re elderly and wealthy
thank us for showing them the proper road, if they have stayed single that is.
thanks harry, long retired.

I think you should write a guide book Harry,warning the young blokes of the pitfalls of matrimony and tips on how to get out of hot water.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Don’t know about a book Dave, but when I was a young fellah’ my advice
to any pal who was contemplating getting hitched was to give it a good
coat of looking at then reject the idea and buy a powerful motorbike as
a means of a quick escape, as for getting out of hot water the quick fix
is to stay out of it in the first place, job done.
thanks harry, long retired.

As I have said before Harry,my old Grandad warned me about nasty dogs and women. He said
" You can stroke them and they might wag their tail,but they could turn around and bite you "
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave I think your Gramps and me would have made a great double act,
I’ll bet we could have put the world to rights in quick time.
thanks harry, long retired.

I think you and him could have been the UK’s answer to the The Brothers Grimm, Harry.
Cheers Dave.