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harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

rigsby:
with a name like "sandman " norman i think a good camel herder would be what you need harry , keep the two bricks handy for a fast getaway , cheers , dave

Harry & Norm would need to keep their shirts well tucked into their trousers and keep their boiler suits on with those Bedouin’s Dave. :open_mouth: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
By the looks of it there’s another sand wobbler venturing onto the “Nottingham” forum and by the sounds of his posts it looks as if the Colleen might just be finding a use for the two bricks, so Dave and Dave listen out for a loud scream emitting in the direction of Northampton, that’ll make his old headlamps water, just glad I led an er’um’ blameless life in my halcyon days, just proves it pays to be good :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:
thanks harry, long retired.

Had noticed another nomadic Arabian deisel dog was sniffing around Harry.Now the truth will be out. :open_mouth: :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Harry if you are using a cattle prod, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: just be careful where you stick it! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: my wife will take care not to upset me, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: for when it comes to her turn to have a new hip, she knows she has me to rely on, :wink: :wink: :wink: good old reliable Norman, :blush: :blush: :blush: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

i think in your case harry being good means not getting found out does it not ?

rigsby:
i think in your case harry being good means not getting found out does it not ?

hiya,
Whiter than white Dave, when needs be and an expert at deceit when needs be,
can’t be fairer than that, a bit like six of one and half a dozen of the other, am I
just perfect or what ■■, answer on a ten pound note only.
thanks harry, long retired.

of course you are spotless harry , we all stayed in the digs and had a nice cup of tea and a chat and went to bed nice and early didn’t we ■■

rigsby:
i think in your case harry being good means not getting found out does it not ?

Of course! :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses:

rigsby:
of course you are spotless harry , we all stayed in the digs and had a nice cup of tea and a chat and went to bed nice and early didn’t we ■■

I believe you :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

animal:

rigsby:
of course you are spotless harry , we all stayed in the digs and had a nice cup of tea and a chat and went to bed nice and early didn’t we ■■

I believe you :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Call me a cynical git. :laughing: :laughing:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

rigsby:
of course you are spotless harry , we all stayed in the digs and had a nice cup of tea and a chat and went to bed nice and early didn’t we ■■

I believe you :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Call me a cynical git. :laughing: :laughing:

Yep a thousands wouldnt :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Yes but at least we did go to digs, talk to each other arrange to turn out for
a jar or two, not like now pull up fabricate some grub draw the curtains sit
watching the box, some never wash, go to bed, sleep, wake up and drive off
after slinging the ■■■■ bucket up the layby, yes lots of them won’t pay the fee
for proper facilities ie’ washing/showering and a proper cooked meal then it’s
them that complain about the lack of parking because the cafe’s are closing
down because of lack of custom, how you can get a proper kip in a layby on a
busy trunk road with “heavies” whizzing past every few seconds, inches away
from the drivers door beats me, yes and a lot of drivers do it.
thanks harry, long retired.

Dangerous place sleeping in the cab nowadays in a layby Harry.Plenty still do it,and quite a few get robbed and worse.
I went to Hereford late last night to pick Tracy up after she had been on a day out to London,and as the train was late I parked in well lit car park on a retail park,rather than risk parking in a layby and getting my window smashed in by yobs.Also I had the engine running on my transit to keep it nice and warm.
A copper spotted me and pulled up alongside.Before he could say anything,I told him I was waiting for a train,.He said waiting for a train.I said yes and told him why,he drove off shaking his head.,I was about a mile from the station. :laughing: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

Quite right Harry, But I know some of these young,s & they are getting old before their time IMO, some of them living on pot bloody noodles & bags of crisps, I must admit I used to cab it years ago when I got held up, But I allways went into digs at every oppertunity, more so in the winter, & thankfully im still here to talk about those good old days Eh, When all the drivers were freindly, not like to-day, Regards Larry.

I stayed in so posh hotels lads, but there was always temptation around the corner and even in the bar! but I was pure! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: do you believe me Ang. :blush: :blush: :blush: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman Ingram:
I stayed in so posh hotels lads, but there was always temptation around the corner and even in the bar! but I was pure! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: do you believe me Ang. :blush: :blush: :blush: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Norm what with your new found chum and fellow sand wobbler posting on the
“Nottingham” thread the truth will out and all will be revealed and asking our
Ang if she believes you, that lass will soon have you weighed up my old Mucker :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:
thanks harry, long retired.

Norman Ingram:
I stayed in so posh hotels lads, but there was always temptation around the corner and even in the bar! but I was pure! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: do you believe me Ang. :blush: :blush: :blush: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Of course thousands wouldnt but I do :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

animal:

Norman Ingram:
I stayed in so posh hotels lads, but there was always temptation around the corner and even in the bar! but I was pure! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: do you believe me Ang. :blush: :blush: :blush: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Of course thousands wouldnt but I do :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I believed in Father Christmas until I was 28. :open_mouth: :laughing:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Norman Ingram:
I stayed in so posh hotels lads, but there was always temptation around the corner and even in the bar! but I was pure! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: do you believe me Ang. :blush: :blush: :blush: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Of course thousands wouldnt but I do :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I believed in Father Christmas until I was 28. :open_mouth: :laughing:

hiya,
Dave I bet you could have strangled the sneakly little sod who put you wise and told you that Santa was really your Dad
and no doubt you would have, had he been older than six. :imp: :imp: :imp: :imp:
thanks harry, long retired.

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Norman Ingram:
I stayed in so posh hotels lads, but there was always temptation around the corner and even in the bar! but I was pure! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: do you believe me Ang. :blush: :blush: :blush: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Of course thousands wouldnt but I do :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I believed in Father Christmas until I was 28. :open_mouth: :laughing:

Well I still believe in fairies, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: but I don’t want to play with them or vice a versa! :blush: :blush: :blush: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Ps Angy your the best xxxx

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Norman Ingram:
I stayed in so posh hotels lads, but there was always temptation around the corner and even in the bar! but I was pure! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: do you believe me Ang. :blush: :blush: :blush: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Of course thousands wouldnt but I do :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I believed in Father Christmas until I was 28. :open_mouth: :laughing:

hiya,
Dave I bet you could have strangled the sneakly little sod who put you wise and told you that Santa was really your Dad
and no doubt you would have, had he been older than six. :imp: :imp: :imp: :imp:
thanks harry, long retired.

Wasn’t living in the same house as my Dad then Harry,must have been a female pretending in a white beard. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Should’ve given her the silent treatment a disclosure like that at such a tender
age could have ruined you for life, I would liken that experience to losing my
virginity, Dave that could’ve been nasty!! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.