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OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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You should be ashamed of yourselfs, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: taking advantage of a 75 sick old man :cry: :cry: :cry: I went to london and my throat was sore so I got some strepsils and with a couple of paracetamols it kept me going, but only went to Ladbrokes on the first day, got a few bob to collect, but I thought I would get it back in northampton, owing to my weak condition :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: ,also every time we got a taxi :wink: :wink: :wink: it lowered the weight of my wallet. My wife said after recieving a new across the shoulder handbag, we will have to be careful, why I asked :question: well we donā€™t want to run out. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: No worry love, we are in the Banking area, Harryā€™s bank is here " The Bank of England". Besides that I am not used all the money I won at Huntingdon on the Tote, after we was on our train home , my wife said if you need money I have some, no love I only used half of what I took with me. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I took a turn for the worst when I got to my bungy, been in bed sun, mon, and this morning I was breathing a lot easier, still in my pyjamaā€™s, now my hand is more steady I think I will get three days growth shaven off, for I am got to get myself together and go out at 6-30 for its my eldest son 50th. Some times I think I am a tomato to myself. :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:
You should be ashamed of yourselfs, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: taking advantage of a 75 sick old man :cry: :cry: :cry: I went to london and my throat was sore so I got some strepsils and with a couple of paracetamols it kept me going, but only went to Ladbrokes on the first day, got a few bob to collect, but I thought I would get it back in northampton, owing to my weak condition :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: ,also every time we got a taxi :wink: :wink: :wink: it lowered the weight of my wallet. My wife said after recieving a new across the shoulder handbag, we will have to be careful, why I asked :question: well we donā€™t want to run out. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: No worry love, we are in the Banking area, Harryā€™s bank is here " The Bank of England". Besides that I am not used all the money I won at Huntingdon on the Tote, after we was on our train home , my wife said if you need money I have some, no love I only used half of what I took with me. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I took a turn for the worst when I got to my bungy, been in bed sun, mon, and this morning I was breathing a lot easier, still in my pyjamaā€™s, now my hand is more steady I think I will get three days growth shaven off, for I am got to get myself together and go out at 6-30 for its my eldest son 50th. Some times I think I am a tomato to myself. :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Hope youā€™re feeling better Norm, by the way do you still use that old
shopping trolley to transport your wallet around or have you finally
got the Collen to unpick the stitches on your pockets soā€™s you can put
the money in them?? also whatā€™s all this about using taxiā€™s, me never I
use the bus pass and go all over the place free.
thanks harry, long retired.

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Harry I used my bus pass also, but if it was difficult or short of time, we would take a taxi. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Harry you must surely remember I have my wallet on a chain, which I put my belt through the other end. :wink: :wink: :wink:

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Norman Ingram:
Harry I used my bus pass also, but if it was difficult or short of time, we would take a taxi. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Harry you must surely remember I have my wallet on a chain, which I put my belt through the other end. :wink: :wink: :wink:

You want to keep an eye on that chain Norm,with the price of scrap,someone could nick it,along with your wallet. :open_mouth: :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Harry I used my bus pass also, but if it was difficult or short of time, we would take a taxi. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Harry you must surely remember I have my wallet on a chain, which I put my belt through the other end. :wink: :wink: :wink:

You want to keep an eye on that chain Norm,with the price of scrap,someone could nick it,along with your wallet. :open_mouth: :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
You could be right Dave thereā€™s a bit of weight about it, Iā€™ts an
anchor chain off the Q E 2.
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Harry I used my bus pass also, but if it was difficult or short of time, we would take a taxi. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Harry you must surely remember I have my wallet on a chain, which I put my belt through the other end. :wink: :wink: :wink:

You want to keep an eye on that chain Norm,with the price of scrap,someone could nick it,along with your wallet. :open_mouth: :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
You could be right Dave thereā€™s a bit of weight about it, Iā€™ts an
anchor chain off the Q E 2.
thanks harry, long retired.

Its surprising what Norn has got stashed away in that Northampton pad of his Harry. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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Got nothing in the house, apart from laptops ,TVā€™s of value, everything is in the bank, took all the gold and silver down town a couple of weeks ago, gave the wife two hundred to spend, the rest went in the bank, even the wife was shocked with what we got. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

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Norman Ingram:
Got nothing in the house, apart from laptops ,TVā€™s of value, everything is in the bank, took all the gold and silver down town a couple of weeks ago, gave the wife two hundred to spend, the rest went in the bank, even the wife was shocked with what we got. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

You never took all your valuables to a cash shop did you Norm.But then again if you got anything of value,some thieving git will try and pinch it off you.Not that I trust banks a lot after the last few years with all the scams they have pulled.
Enjoy your money Norm,at least its yours and you have the right to enjoy it.
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Harry I used my bus pass also, but if it was difficult or short of time, we would take a taxi. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Harry you must surely remember I have my wallet on a chain, which I put my belt through the other end. :wink: :wink: :wink:

You want to keep an eye on that chain Norm,with the price of scrap,someone could nick it,along with your wallet. :open_mouth: :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
You could be right Dave thereā€™s a bit of weight about it, Iā€™ts an
anchor chain off the Q E 2.
thanks harry, long retired.

Its surprising what Norn has got stashed away in that Northampton pad of his Harry. :wink:

Cheers Dave.

youtube.com/watch?v=HQr7RxYec-0

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PIty I never stached away a few dolly birds,It would be interesting to see what I could do with them! :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :wink: :wink: :wink:

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Norman Ingram:
PIty I never stached away a few dolly birds,It would be interesting to see what I could do with them! :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :wink: :wink: :wink:

:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

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Went to bowling yesterday, everyone said how quiet it was without me, they seem to hint I have the knack of getting people going, I asked if that was a good thing, they said yes, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: you get people talking to you, also talking about you. I laugh at them and they laugh back. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

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Bewick:

Norman Ingram:
PIty I never stached away a few dolly birds,It would be interesting to see what I could do with them! :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :wink: :wink: :wink:

:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

hiya,
And in the words of Paul Daniels ā€œnot a lotā€ would be the answer,
be like me Norm, give emā€™ a good coat of looking at, and leave it
at that, just beware of jealous hubbies taking offence and go to
the Colleen and give her a cuddle, you canā€™t beat playing safe :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

Bewick:

Norman Ingram:
PIty I never stached away a few dolly birds,It would be interesting to see what I could do with them! :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :wink: :wink: :wink:

:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

hiya,
And in the words of Paul Daniels ā€œnot a lotā€ would be the answer,
be like me Norm, give emā€™ a good coat of looking at, and leave it
at that, just beware of jealous hubbies taking offence and go to
the Colleen and give her a cuddle, you canā€™t beat playing safe :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

Good to see that you are trying to steer him in the right direction Harry. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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Ha ha Dave, Harry give me advice,when the. Odds are 3/1n my favour, Still he knows where he went wrong. :laughing:

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Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Bewick:

Norman Ingram:
PIty I never stached away a few dolly birds,It would be interesting to see what I could do with them! :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :wink: :wink: :wink:

:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

hiya,
And in the words of Paul Daniels ā€œnot a lotā€ would be the answer,
be like me Norm, give emā€™ a good coat of looking at, and leave it
at that, just beware of jealous hubbies taking offence and go to
the Colleen and give her a cuddle, you canā€™t beat playing safe :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

Good to see that you are trying to steer him in the right direction Harry. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave trying to keep our Norm on the straight and narrow would take a herdsmanā€™s dog and a cattle prod. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Bewick:

Norman Ingram:
PIty I never stached away a few dolly birds,It would be interesting to see what I could do with them! :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :wink: :wink: :wink:

:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

hiya,
And in the words of Paul Daniels ā€œnot a lotā€ would be the answer,
be like me Norm, give emā€™ a good coat of looking at, and leave it
at that, just beware of jealous hubbies taking offence and go to
the Colleen and give her a cuddle, you canā€™t beat playing safe :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

Good to see that you are trying to steer him in the right direction Harry. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave trying to keep our Norm on the straight and narrow would take a herdsmanā€™s dog and a cattle prod. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

You will have to watch " One man and his dog " Harry to pick up some tips. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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with a name like "sandman " norman i think a good camel herder would be what you need harry , keep the two bricks handy for a fast getaway , cheers , dave

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rigsby:
with a name like "sandman " norman i think a good camel herder would be what you need harry , keep the two bricks handy for a fast getaway , cheers , dave

Harry & Norm would need to keep their shirts well tucked into their trousers and keep their boiler suits on with those Bedouinā€™s Dave. :open_mouth: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

rigsby:
with a name like "sandman " norman i think a good camel herder would be what you need harry , keep the two bricks handy for a fast getaway , cheers , dave

Harry & Norm would need to keep their shirts well tucked into their trousers and keep their boiler suits on with those Bedouinā€™s Dave. :open_mouth: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
By the looks of it thereā€™s another sand wobbler venturing onto the ā€œNottinghamā€ forum and by the sounds of his posts it looks as if the Colleen might just be finding a use for the two bricks, so Dave and Dave listen out for a loud scream emitting in the direction of Northampton, thatā€™ll make his old headlamps water, just glad I led an erā€™umā€™ blameless life in my halcyon days, just proves it pays to be good :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:
thanks harry, long retired.