Oldest member on this forum.Also wit and wisdom!

Norman Ingram:
My daughter has a couple of malformed disc, she has been told by doctor she cannot keep having injections, better to have the operation, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Also one of my mates name of Alan, was in his late fifties and had his disc wear, he had the operation and was great, but was told not to do heavy lifting, but he never listen, and also kept jumping down from the lorry, this was in the eighties, he had no trouble for about 8/10 years, then his disc went further up his back, he was warned that they could do it again, but the danger was he could end up in a wheelchair, and he did! :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: Two things he did wrong, one he never liked milk, which is very good for bones, and the other was not looking after his back when he got a second chance.

Hmn, :frowning: as we speak I’m in serious trouble with my back. I say it’s a reward for all those years bouncing up and down in a lorry. I had a total Knee replacement 5 months ago (100% success), but I had to use two walking sticks for about 3 weeks, I’m a hefty fella and they put a lot of strain and pressure on my upper back and shoulders. It woke something up in my spine, now I’m told (after scans etc.) that I have a degenerative spinal condition. Wonderful. :frowning:
They are not operating on my back unless it’s life or death, a doctor friend once told me, "Don’t ever let anybody operate on your back. "
I’m still ticking over and if I can keep that way, I’ll manage.
I managed to climb all the way up AND DOWN in yon new Volvo a couple of weeks ago so there’s life in the old dog yet. :stuck_out_tongue:

See Harry I always used the steps, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: knee’s & back ok, only a little stiff when I do some gardening, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: being a shop stupid I had to set a example! :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: If I had worn a gas mask and watch my weigh & sugar intake, I would not have got Asthma & Diabetes, :wink: :wink: :wink: I would have been the perfect man once more! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :blush: :blush: :blush: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman Ingram:
See Harry I always used the steps, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: knee’s & back ok, only a little stiff when I do some gardening, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: being a shop stupid I had to set a example! :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: If I had worn a gas mask and watch my weigh & sugar intake, I would not have got Asthma & Diabetes, :wink: :wink: :wink: I would have been the perfect man once more! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :blush: :blush: :blush: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

What about taking to the stage with a one man show Norm and playing the bones with a little song and a sand dance. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

My back L1-L5 fracture & prolapsed C3-C6 disc

Carpel Tunnel in left hand :question:

Raynaulds in feet & poss hands

Fractured skull x2

I have been advises not to have an operation on my back as well will keep going as long as poss 1st will only have op if nowt else

oceanclipper oldest memberon this forum. 71.

Ocean Clipper:
oceanclipper oldest memberon this forum. 71.

Sorry Ocean Clipper,there are quite a few older than you.Harry Gill and Norman Upton both mid 70’s. There is another member whose name escapes me who is about 83.
Cheers Dave.

Ocean Clipper:
oceanclipper oldest memberon this forum. 71.

hiya,
You’re just a nipper yet O C, I’m 76 and I don’t even qualify. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

jamesicus was the oldest member on here at 82 last year.Haven’t seen him on here lately.
Cheers Dave.

O. C. you will have to post a photo to qualify for the oldest goodlooking chap on this thread, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Handsome Harry thinks he is , :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I know that I am, :blush: :blush: :blush: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Ang is the best looking women on here, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: but she is falling apart at the seams, she needs a complete overall of her bones, I was temped to wizz up to Gateshead and see her, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: but I thought if I grab her in my arms to give her a cuddle, :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: she would crumble in my arms, :cry: :cry: :cry: I will have to get my meccano set out and see if I can patch her up! :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman Ingram:
O. C. you will have to post a photo to qualify for the oldest goodlooking chap on this thread, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Handsome Harry thinks he is , :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I know that I am, :blush: :blush: :blush: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Ang is the best looking women on here, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: but she is falling apart at the seams, she needs a complete overall of her bones, I was temped to wizz up to Gateshead and see her, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: but I thought if I grab her in my arms to give her a cuddle, :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: she would crumble in my arms, :cry: :cry: :cry: I will have to get my meccano set out and see if I can patch her up! :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I am poss the youngest on this thread at 50

Sorry OC but there are a few older than you but you are more than welcome to join in the banter

animal:
I am poss the youngest on this thread at 50

Your not 50 yet are you ?
Or have I miss counted ?

Ocean Clipper:
oceanclipper oldest memberon this forum. 71.

A mere child. :stuck_out_tongue:

my son and daughter are nearly 50

grumpy old man:

Ocean Clipper:
oceanclipper oldest memberon this forum. 71.

A mere child. :stuck_out_tongue:

Brian how on earth did you get that photo of Ang you have got by you name, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: she keeps saying she is little, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: but she is quite a rounded person , :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: .

Norman Ingram:

grumpy old man:

Ocean Clipper:
oceanclipper oldest memberon this forum. 71.

A mere child. :stuck_out_tongue:

Brian how on earth did you get that photo of Ang you have got by you name, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: she keeps saying she is little, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: but she is quite a rounded person , :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: .

I wouldn’t say the woman in Brian’s avator is a child either. :laughing:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:

grumpy old man:

Ocean Clipper:
oceanclipper oldest memberon this forum. 71.

A mere child. :stuck_out_tongue:

Brian how on earth did you get that photo of Ang you have got by you name, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: she keeps saying she is little, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: but she is quite a rounded person , :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: .

I wouldn’t say the woman in Brian’s avator is a child either. :laughing:

hiya,
Nowt wrong with Brian’s avatar I think I’m falling in love ā€œagainā€. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

No no Harry, don’t fall for womanly charms alone, I live with a set that that, fine and OK when the are packaged, but when they are not…scary. :open_mouth:

There’s more pleasure in a nice malt mate…and it’s safer.

grumpy old man:
No no Harry, don’t fall for womanly charms alone, I live with a set that that, fine and OK when the are packaged, but when they are not…scary. :open_mouth:

There’s more pleasure in a nice malt mate…and it’s safer.

I’m doomed, doomed I tell yea!

Mind, a good malt is a close run thing, I might not be totally beyond hope yet :slight_smile:

Simon:

grumpy old man:
No no Harry, don’t fall for womanly charms alone, I live with a set that that, fine and OK when the are packaged, but when they are not…scary. :open_mouth:

There’s more pleasure in a nice malt mate…and it’s safer.

I’m doomed, doomed I tell yea!

Mind, a good malt is a close run thing, I might not be totally beyond hope yet :slight_smile:

hiya,
I’m secretly terrified of the fairer ā– ā– ā–  Simon, do the honours pour me a rather large one while your at it, hic.
thanks harry, long retired.

Ha ha ha, I don’t believe that Harry for one second, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: it’s more likely your scared that you will be found out, that you are the cassanova of Geordyland, :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: and your labido has gone into retirement. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: