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Norman Ingram:
Will you knock it off lads, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I am trying to get used to being locked in a library and Ang in there, I have made sure a kettle tea, coffee cream, milk, and a few scones, :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: in case Ang feels like a nibble. Now I am trying to rack my memory about all the things I can do with a attractive , svelte, redhead, :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: I am sure with all my experience, I will keep Ang amused, :wink: :wink: :wink: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: even if I sit her on my lap and read to her, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: and see what turns up! :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I have had my dream, carry on lads as before. :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

Black coffee

Lemon & ginger tea so no milk required :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

animal:

Norman Ingram:
Will you knock it off lads, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I am trying to get used to being locked in a library and Ang in there, I have made sure a kettle tea, coffee cream, milk, and a few scones, :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: in case Ang feels like a nibble. Now I am trying to rack my memory about all the things I can do with a attractive , svelte, redhead, :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: I am sure with all my experience, I will keep Ang amused, :wink: :wink: :wink: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: even if I sit her on my lap and read to her, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: and see what turns up! :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I have had my dream, carry on lads as before. :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

Black coffee

Lemon & ginger tea so no milk required :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

By george you have got it Ang. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

harry_gill:
hiya,
You can’t beat a woman powerful or otherwise I’ve been trying
for over 55 years and never won once, but I find saying nowt
does get them rattled a bit more.
thanks harry, long retired.

Yep Harry but remember that I am single & dont have a dog so easy for me no one to argue with no one to disagree with can do what I like when I like no one to answer to :laughing:

Can you send me a 400 word guideline of what its like to be in control Ang. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

Nope

Alright 200 words then. :laughing:

Norman Ingram:
Will you knock it off lads, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I am trying to get used to being locked in a library and Ang in there, I have made sure a kettle tea, coffee cream, milk, and a few scones, :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: in case Ang feels like a nibble. Now I am trying to rack my memory about all the things I can do with a attractive , svelte, redhead, :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: I am sure with all my experience, I will keep Ang amused, :wink: :wink: :wink: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: even if I sit her on my lap and read to her, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: and see what turns up! :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I have had my dream, carry on lads as before. :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

hiya,
That’s a daft idea Norm you only read ■■■■■■■ I hardly think Ang would
be interested in that.
thanks harry, long retired.

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

harry_gill:
hiya,
You can’t beat a woman powerful or otherwise I’ve been trying
for over 55 years and never won once, but I find saying nowt
does get them rattled a bit more.
thanks harry, long retired.

Yep Harry but remember that I am single & dont have a dog so easy for me no one to argue with no one to disagree with can do what I like when I like no one to answer to :laughing:

Can you send me a 400 word guideline of what its like to be in control Ang. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

Nope

Alright 200 words then. :laughing:

Why use all them words, when one will do " LOVE"

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Will you knock it off lads, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I am trying to get used to being locked in a library and Ang in there, I have made sure a kettle tea, coffee cream, milk, and a few scones, :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: in case Ang feels like a nibble. Now I am trying to rack my memory about all the things I can do with a attractive , svelte, redhead, :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: I am sure with all my experience, I will keep Ang amused, :wink: :wink: :wink: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: even if I sit her on my lap and read to her, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: and see what turns up! :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I have had my dream, carry on lads as before. :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

hiya,
That’s a daft idea Norm you only read ■■■■■■■ I hardly think Ang would
be interested in that.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry if you was a attractive woman, :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: you would find out what a playful boy I am. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

harry_gill:
hiya,
You can’t beat a woman powerful or otherwise I’ve been trying
for over 55 years and never won once, but I find saying nowt
does get them rattled a bit more.
thanks harry, long retired.

Yep Harry but remember that I am single & dont have a dog so easy for me no one to argue with no one to disagree with can do what I like when I like no one to answer to :laughing:

Can you send me a 400 word guideline of what its like to be in control Ang. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

Nope

Alright 200 words then. :laughing:

Why use all them words, when one will do " LOVE"

There’s me thinking your answer would be two words,with the second one being " off " :laughing:

No Harry I wouldn’t swear at you, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I have just thought I will check on Ang about her carpal tunnel when we are in the library, :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: she may need a helping hand with that condition, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I may have been a recovery & vehicle mechanic in the REME, but one time I was attached to the RAMC and pick up a few things from the medic’s. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: You are in safe hands with me Ang. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman Ingram:
No Harry I wouldn’t swear at you, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I have just thought I will check on Ang about her carpal tunnel when we are in the library, :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: she may need a helping hand with that condition, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I may have been a recovery & vehicle mechanic in the REME, but one time I was attached to the RAMC and pick up a few things from the medic’s. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: You are in safe hands with me Ang. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

So you will be able to deal with the fractured back prolapsed disc excessive wear etc as well :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

animal:

Norman Ingram:
No Harry I wouldn’t swear at you, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I have just thought I will check on Ang about her carpal tunnel when we are in the library, :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: she may need a helping hand with that condition, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I may have been a recovery & vehicle mechanic in the REME, but one time I was attached to the RAMC and pick up a few things from the medic’s. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: You are in safe hands with me Ang. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

So you will be able to deal with the fractured back prolapsed disc excessive wear etc as well :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Ang,I am an expert in spinal injuries.I will tweak your back anytime. :wink:

animal:

Norman Ingram:
No Harry I wouldn’t swear at you, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I have just thought I will check on Ang about her carpal tunnel when we are in the library, :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: she may need a helping hand with that condition, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I may have been a recovery & vehicle mechanic in the REME, but one time I was attached to the RAMC and pick up a few things from the medic’s. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: You are in safe hands with me Ang. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

So you will be able to deal with the fractured back prolapsed disc excessive wear etc as well :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Yes Ang, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: it depends which ones are worn, if its the bottom two or three, it is possible to take a sliver of bone and weld the joints together, it will cease pain and mobility will be good, just a slight restriction in certain type of bending, but advisable to change from heavy lifting. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: any other questions Ang :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

Norman Ingram:

animal:

Norman Ingram:
No Harry I wouldn’t swear at you, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I have just thought I will check on Ang about her carpal tunnel when we are in the library, :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: she may need a helping hand with that condition, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I may have been a recovery & vehicle mechanic in the REME, but one time I was attached to the RAMC and pick up a few things from the medic’s. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: You are in safe hands with me Ang. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

So you will be able to deal with the fractured back prolapsed disc excessive wear etc as well :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Yes Ang, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: it depends which ones are worn, if its the bottom two or three, it is possible to take a sliver of bone and weld the joints together, it will cease pain and mobility will be good, just a slight restriction in certain type of bending, but advisable to change from heavy lifting. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: any other questions Ang :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

Which type of weld would be the best Norm,mig or arc ? :laughing:

hiya,
Bloody hell Dr Nosser Kildare :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

harry_gill:
hiya,
Bloody hell Dr Nosser Kildare :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

He’s a consultant orthopaedic surgeon Harry. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

he could be one of those faith healers dave , laying on of hands and all that . more likely though he just wants an excuse to lay his hands on ange , cheers , dave

rigsby:
he could be one of those faith healers dave , laying on of hands and all that . more likely though he just wants an excuse to lay his hands on ange , cheers , dave

He’s probably a bit of a bone setter as well Dave. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

My daughter has a couple of malformed disc, she has been told by doctor she cannot keep having injections, better to have the operation, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Also one of my mates name of Alan, was in his late fifties and had his disc wear, he had the operation and was great, but was told not to do heavy lifting, but he never listen, and also kept jumping down from the lorry, this was in the eighties, he had no trouble for about 8/10 years, then his disc went further up his back, he was warned that they could do it again, but the danger was he could end up in a wheelchair, and he did! :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: Two things he did wrong, one he never liked milk, which is very good for bones, and the other was not looking after his back when he got a second chance.

My youngest sister has had three operations on her back.Had discs removed and other surgery culminating with her having to give up a good job as head of department in a comprehensive school.
Once you suffer back trouble,its very rare to get it cured.

hiya,
Norm I wonder how many drivers ever alighted from the cab using the
steps provided, even when driving “lofty” tackle ie’ F88s and Crusaders
I always returned to terra firma via the “freefall” method ie’ I jumped
did anybody use the steps?? if they did I’ll bet their back’s are in better
nick than mine is now, only myself to blame I guess.
thanks harry, long retired.

i’m the same harry , bad back , bad knees etc , always jumped down from cab or trailer . those step rings were lethal if they were wet, if you had any , the fitters usually lobbed them , lazy sods said they caused the wheels to come loose . maybe you should have made the trailer lad put a step ladder up for you . cheers , dave