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OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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Dave the Renegade:
I did watch the first series,but its made for TV hyped up bull as far as I’m concerned. Not for lorry drivers old or new who been there and done the job. Same as Ice road truckers I don’t watch that anymore.

Some time ago I watched a bit of one of those. There was some sort of ■■■■ up out on the road, this “driver” get’s on the radio and his first words were, “Nothing much, JUST A ROUTINE MISTAKE”
What the hell is a routine mistake?

2702

animal:

Dave the Renegade:
Ah the education hour…everybody is watching Stobarts on the TV. :laughing: :laughing:

Hard job for me as dont have a tv

What’s up Ang, are times hard, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: you had to pawn your TV, :cry: :cry: :cry: Or you was caught viewing without a licence, :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: or thirdly but not least, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: you have been on the go kisses too many frogs, trying to find your PRINCE. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: that you don’t need a TV. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

2703

Norman Ingram:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:
Ah the education hour…everybody is watching Stobarts on the TV. :laughing: :laughing:

Hard job for me as dont have a tv

What’s up Ang, are times hard, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: you had to pawn your TV, :cry: :cry: :cry: Or you was caught viewing without a licence, :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: or thirdly but not least, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: you have been on the go kisses too many frogs, trying to find your PRINCE. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: that you don’t need a TV. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

No didnt watch it enough to warrent paying the TV licence etc so got rid ( gave to good home my daughter who kindly took it off my hands)

2704

animal:

Norman Ingram:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:
Ah the education hour…everybody is watching Stobarts on the TV. :laughing: :laughing:

Hard job for me as dont have a tv

What’s up Ang, are times hard, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: you had to pawn your TV, :cry: :cry: :cry: Or you was caught viewing without a licence, :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: or thirdly but not least, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: you have been on the go kisses too many frogs, trying to find your PRINCE. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: that you don’t need a TV. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

No didnt watch it enough to warrent paying the TV licence etc so got rid ( gave to good home my daughter who kindly took it off my hands)

Ho dear what can a matter be, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Ange has got the hump with me, :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: she never gave a wink or a smile to me. :wink: :slight_smile: Down to the doghouse I go! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

2705

Norman Ingram:

animal:

Norman Ingram:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:
Ah the education hour…everybody is watching Stobarts on the TV. :laughing: :laughing:

Hard job for me as dont have a tv

What’s up Ang, are times hard, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: you had to pawn your TV, :cry: :cry: :cry: Or you was caught viewing without a licence, :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: or thirdly but not least, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: you have been on the go kisses too many frogs, trying to find your PRINCE. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: that you don’t need a TV. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

No didnt watch it enough to warrent paying the TV licence etc so got rid ( gave to good home my daughter who kindly took it off my hands)

Ho dear what can a matter be, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Ange has got the hump with me, :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: she never gave a wink or a smile to me. :wink: :slight_smile: Down to the doghouse I go! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

2706

animal:

Norman Ingram:

animal:

Norman Ingram:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:
Ah the education hour…everybody is watching Stobarts on the TV. :laughing: :laughing:

Hard job for me as dont have a tv

What’s up Ang, are times hard, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: you had to pawn your TV, :cry: :cry: :cry: Or you was caught viewing without a licence, :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: or thirdly but not least, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: you have been on the go kisses too many frogs, trying to find your PRINCE. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: that you don’t need a TV. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

No didnt watch it enough to warrent paying the TV licence etc so got rid ( gave to good home my daughter who kindly took it off my hands)

Ho dear what can a matter be, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Ange has got the hump with me, :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: she never gave a wink or a smile to me. :wink: :slight_smile: Down to the doghouse I go! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norm likes his smilies Ang :laughing:

2707

Phew what a relief, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I thought Ang had put me in her little black book, when I hope I will go in her special red book. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:
Phew what a relief, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I thought Ang had put me in her little black book, when I hope I will go in her special red book. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

When she shuts you in the library is the time to worry Norm. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

2709

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Phew what a relief, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I thought Ang had put me in her little black book, when I hope I will go in her special red book. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

When she shuts you in the library is the time to worry Norm. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Might lock myself there as long as it has a kettle & coffee :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

2710

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Phew what a relief, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I thought Ang had put me in her little black book, when I hope I will go in her special red book. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

When she shuts you in the library is the time to worry Norm. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Might lock myself there as long as it has a kettle & coffee :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I expect you would find a bit of alcohol to keep you company Ang. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

2711

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Phew what a relief, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I thought Ang had put me in her little black book, when I hope I will go in her special red book. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

When she shuts you in the library is the time to worry Norm. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Might lock myself there as long as it has a kettle & coffee :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I expect you would find a bit of alcohol to keep you company Ang. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Don’t worry about the booze Ang I’ll pour you some single malt
through the keyhole just make sure you’ve got something you
can catch it in it’s very expensive. Is that the public library??.
thanks harry,long retired.

2712

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Phew what a relief, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I thought Ang had put me in her little black book, when I hope I will go in her special red book. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

When she shuts you in the library is the time to worry Norm. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Might lock myself there as long as it has a kettle & coffee :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I expect you would find a bit of alcohol to keep you company Ang. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Don’t worry about the booze Ang I’ll pour you some single malt
through the keyhole just make sure you’ve got something you
can catch it in it’s very expensive. Is that the public library??.
thanks harry,long retired.

They wouldn’t allow her into a public library Harry.All that slurping noise would upset the bookworms. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

2713

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Phew what a relief, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I thought Ang had put me in her little black book, when I hope I will go in her special red book. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

When she shuts you in the library is the time to worry Norm. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Might lock myself there as long as it has a kettle & coffee :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I expect you would find a bit of alcohol to keep you company Ang. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Don’t worry about the booze Ang I’ll pour you some single malt
through the keyhole just make sure you’ve got something you
can catch it in it’s very expensive. Is that the public library??.
thanks harry,long retired.

They wouldn’t allow her into a public library Harry.All that slurping noise would upset the bookworms. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Ang would sharp get rid of any complainers, neck and crop out the door,
powerful lass is our Ang, she does drive a big lorry you know . she’s got
muscles like Popeye, but she’s gorgeous with it. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired .

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harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Phew what a relief, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I thought Ang had put me in her little black book, when I hope I will go in her special red book. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

When she shuts you in the library is the time to worry Norm. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Might lock myself there as long as it has a kettle & coffee :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I expect you would find a bit of alcohol to keep you company Ang. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Don’t worry about the booze Ang I’ll pour you some single malt
through the keyhole just make sure you’ve got something you
can catch it in it’s very expensive. Is that the public library??.
thanks harry,long retired.

They wouldn’t allow her into a public library Harry.All that slurping noise would upset the bookworms. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Ang would sharp get rid of any complainers, neck and crop out the door,
powerful lass is our Ang, she does drive a big lorry you know . she’s got
muscles like Popeye, but she’s gorgeous with it. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired .

You can’t beat a powerful woman Harry. :wink: Only problem is they could beat you literally. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

2715

hiya,
You can’t beat a woman powerful or otherwise I’ve been trying
for over 55 years and never won once, but I find saying nowt
does get them rattled a bit more.
thanks harry, long retired.

2716

harry_gill:
hiya,
You can’t beat a woman powerful or otherwise I’ve been trying
for over 55 years and never won once, but I find saying nowt
does get them rattled a bit more.
thanks harry, long retired.

You do very well to come second Harry,the dog is ahead of me here.I’m the back marker at third. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

2717

harry_gill:
hiya,
You can’t beat a woman powerful or otherwise I’ve been trying
for over 55 years and never won once, but I find saying nowt
does get them rattled a bit more.
thanks harry, long retired.

Yep Harry but remember that I am single & dont have a dog so easy for me no one to argue with no one to disagree with can do what I like when I like no one to answer to :laughing:

2718

animal:

harry_gill:
hiya,
You can’t beat a woman powerful or otherwise I’ve been trying
for over 55 years and never won once, but I find saying nowt
does get them rattled a bit more.
thanks harry, long retired.

Yep Harry but remember that I am single & dont have a dog so easy for me no one to argue with no one to disagree with can do what I like when I like no one to answer to :laughing:

Can you send me a 400 word guideline of what its like to be in control Ang. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

2719

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

harry_gill:
hiya,
You can’t beat a woman powerful or otherwise I’ve been trying
for over 55 years and never won once, but I find saying nowt
does get them rattled a bit more.
thanks harry, long retired.

Yep Harry but remember that I am single & dont have a dog so easy for me no one to argue with no one to disagree with can do what I like when I like no one to answer to :laughing:

Can you send me a 400 word guideline of what its like to be in control Ang. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

Nope

2720

Will you knock it off lads, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I am trying to get used to being locked in a library and Ang in there, I have made sure a kettle tea, coffee cream, milk, and a few scones, :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: in case Ang feels like a nibble. Now I am trying to rack my memory about all the things I can do with a attractive , svelte, redhead, :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: I am sure with all my experience, I will keep Ang amused, :wink: :wink: :wink: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: even if I sit her on my lap and read to her, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: and see what turns up! :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I have had my dream, carry on lads as before. :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: