Hi boys
rigsby:
johnnie , if i even mention drink to our lass i get THE LOOK . i think it could be to do with the fact that when she was 8 months gone with our first , i was coming home from the pub and met her on the street . i was so bladdered i didn’t recognise her , but i tried to tap her up anyway . oh and by the way , women never believe anything you say , if you say something nice , you’re after something , but if you don’t they say you don’t care . hard life ain’t it ? cheers , dave
Dave I still haven’t worked out how a woman’s mind works and I keep looking for tips from all you older lads. yesterday I came across this on Bully’s Truckstop Bar put on by brados I hope it’s ok to put it on here. I read it to the misses, very carefully, preparing to duck and she said it’s sad really but that is true 
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ - which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ – that will bring on a ‘whatever’.)
(8) Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying [ZB] YOU!
(9) Don’t worry about it, I’ve got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response, refer to # 3.
Regards Keith
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