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Don’t get to cozy Brian you will fall asleep and the fire will go out.Keep chucking the coal on and get that fuel allowance spent before these whisky drinking predators come after it :wink: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave with all these whisky drinkers, they should get a film up on net to watch " Whisky Galore " but then they might get drunk with success. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

i don’t think brian’s fire will go out dave , i reckon mrs howram will be making sure he is nice and cozy , and keeping him supplied with fresh tea and all the comforts of home . don’t let her pour the whiskey though , she might get a taste for it , then he would have to share it , perish the thought ! cheers , dave

Norman Ingram:
Dave with all these whisky drinkers, they should get a film up on net to watch " Whisky Galore " but then they might get drunk with success. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Starring Harry Larry & Rigsby with Sammyopisite and grumpy old man in a supporting roles,could be a classic Norm.Will have to get hold of a camcorder,we have all the stars :laughing: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
My good lady who is partial to a drop of white wine on occasion once picked up my glass of on this occasion a glass of Bells which I personally consider the best of the “blends” and just drinking it this once because it was a gift and I didn’t want to appear unsociable by letting it just stand there, well after she spit it out and gasping for air remarked you must have a steel stomach if you can drink that stuff and dashed off to swill her mouth with water, I did pour oil on troubled waters by telling her “and you think I’m enjoying myself when I’m drinking the stuff day in day out” I honestly don’t think that she will raid my store, but it did worry me when she likened my tipple to disinfectant, Women.
thanks harry long retired.

Harry you should know that the sacred water is an antiseptic so it will act as a disinfectant on your for your internal organs so your better half was right again :smiley: :smiley: :unamused: I have been gargling a blend this week as I was given a bottle of Johnny Walker black label but as you say you can’t look a gift horse in the mouth besides it would be rude to do so :stuck_out_tongue:
cheers Johnnie

by heck harry , you’re on dangerous ground there , be careful your good lady doesn’t tip the bell’s down the sink to clean it . if i were you i should move the stash somewhere very safe . just remember to pull a face when you drink the glenmorangie so she knows you are only drinking it for your health , and not enjoying it at all , cheers , dave

Hi Dave ( rigsby) you how cold it is in our neck of the woods so we HAVE to drink it to keep the cold out :stuck_out_tongue: :smiley:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

aye i wish i’d had a hip flask yesterday , flaming mrs prancing round the square taking photos for an hour , while i was freezing me tatties off waiting for her . i suppose it was worth it , but i should have gone in the pub and let them get on with it , cheers , dave

rigsby:
aye i wish i’d had a hip flask yesterday , flaming mrs prancing round the square taking photos for an hour , while i was freezing me tatties off waiting for her . i suppose it was worth it , but i should have gone in the pub and let them get on with it , cheers , dave

You are a bit hard on your MRS dave making her take lorry pics in the cold.At least I let mine stay in the van to take them most of the time :unamused: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Well lads as I don’t drink now, when I am with my misses in town and I am getting fed up with hanging around in the cold, I say I am going in the bookie’s to use the toilet, and she comes in there to find me, and say’s it’s warm in here, I reply that is where you find brainy people. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Norman Ingram:
Well lads as I don’t drink now, when I am with my misses in town and I am getting fed up with hanging around in the cold, I say I am going in the bookie’s to use the toilet, and she comes in there to find me, and say’s it’s warm in here, I reply that is where you find brainy people. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Which side of the counter Norm ? :laughing: .

rigsby:
aye i wish i’d had a hip flask yesterday , flaming mrs prancing round the square taking photos for an hour , while i was freezing me tatties off waiting for her . i suppose it was worth it , but i should have gone in the pub and let them get on with it , cheers , dave

hiya,
Dave get yourself a Barbour jacket you’ll find they have a huge poachers pocket which can secretly hide a bottle of single malt but just remember to fill the hip flask and leave that at home for emergencies you know just in case you empty the bottle while your out and the off licence is shut, but always remember if you drink and drive whatever you do don’t forget your car.
thanks harry long retired.

Harry I think dave aka rigsby will want a Buffalo coat to keep warm up in the peak district when this snow hits the area.Also all the pockets he can find to put whisky to himself warm :open_mouth: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

it’s a good job i didn’t have a bottle with me harry , i would have drunk myself to sleep , having to listen to 2 hours of speeches and presentations . the things we do to keep the family happy ! i’ve got a good looking and brainy granddaughter , must have got the looks from me , but i don’t know where the brains came from . tin hat on , dave

Dave do you mean this sort of thing taken 12 months ago the one of the road is the main ring road in Sheffield so we are kinda used to it :smiley:

cheers Johnnie :wink:

sammyopisite:

Dave do you mean this sort of thing taken 12 months ago the one of the road is the main ring road in Sheffield so we are kinda used to it :smiley:

cheers Johnnie :wink:

Yes thats exactly what I mean Johnnie only worse :cry: :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Talking about weatherproof coats , reminds me that my Mother once asked my Dad for a winter Animal-skin type coat for Christmas. Dad cheerfully obliged , and bought her a Donkey Jacket !
Anyone remember them ?
Cheers , cattle wagon .

cattle wagon man:
Talking about weatherproof coats , reminds me that my Mother once asked my Dad for a winter Animal-skin type coat for Christmas. Dad cheerfully obliged , and bought her a Donkey Jacket !
Anyone remember them ?
Cheers , cattle wagon .

Aye the good old donkey jacket Tartan Lined, wood toggles, sometimes waterproof shoulder bits, The were great until the got wet, & It took 2 or 3 days toget them dried out, but they were loveley and warm & long lasting, the good old days, Larry.

Lawrence Dunbar:

cattle wagon man:
Talking about weatherproof coats , reminds me that my Mother once asked my Dad for a winter Animal-skin type coat for Christmas. Dad cheerfully obliged , and bought her a Donkey Jacket !
Anyone remember them ?
Cheers , cattle wagon .

Aye the good old donkey jacket Tartan Lined, wood toggles, sometimes waterproof shoulder bits, The were great until the got wet, & It took 2 or 3 days toget them dried out, but they were loveley and warm & long lasting, the good old days, Larry.

And let the wet in around the stitching on the leather shoulder bits,but as you say they were warm.
Cheers Dave.