You can’t be accused of wasting the WFA Harry, four bottles of whiskey will warm you nicely!!
It will certainly FUEL some interesting comments 
. regards Kev.
Watch it Johnnie 
you calling me a girl. When I drank, that was my drink, I started in the army with scrumpy but I was stationed at Taunton, 
then in Germany I had the odd lager and wine, when out I took to black & tan and a rum chaser, then my brother got me drunk on navy rum it was like thick black treacle. 
for a couple of years I had vodka and tomato juice. But I quite liked the white rum with coke ice and a slice of lemon. I got quite a stock of it, I started 4 years ago giving a couple of Bacardi to the raffle at christmas at the pensioners club, I still have about three or four left. Now I am back to appletizer or britvic 55. 
Now Dave please do not tell lies to your wife 
you was not born when Poland was invaded in 1939 so it was Hitler. 
Norman Ingram:
Watch it Johnnie
hiya,
“Quote” But I quite liked white rum with coke and ice complimented with a slice of lemon, Norm you big girls blouse, I’ve supped more boiling lead, time for a large one methinks hic hic.
thanks harry long retired
Well,tomorrow I shall have my normal quota,3 pints of Okells bitter and two Bells with ice,no more,no less.
Norman I did write ( its a tarts ) drink but I edited it so as I did not hurt anyones feelings and I do drink dark rum but only for medicinal purposes as it is extra strong and it supplements the flu jab to kill the nasty viruses that tend to be around this time of year well all year round then.
cheers Johnnie
Norman Ingram:
Watch it Johnnie
Norman I haven’t got a wife,we live over the brush I am making a point about being blamed,so I may as well say that and also it was me who captured Gaddafi.Blame me for all of them is what I say .Honest I did invade Poland,wouldn’t listen to Chamberlain .
Cheers Dave.
Bacardi, Vodka, coke, slices of lemon, ice cubes, chasers■■? what are you all on about? Get some Islay “Ardbeg” whisky down yer necks. Neat. That’ll sort the men from the boys 
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And if anybody would like to send me some for Christmas…that would be very nice.
I would send you some Brian,but unfortunately our shop closed about twenty years ago 
.I would struggle to get it in the postbox as well .
Cheers Dave.
grumpy old man:
Bacardi, Vodka, coke, slices of lemon, ice cubes, chasers■■? what are you all on about? Get some Islay “Ardbeg” whisky down yer necks. Neat. That’ll sort the men from the boys
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And if anybody would like to send me some for Christmas…that would be very nice.
That indeed does go down very nice & the only thing you put in whisky is more whisky
this thread is going downhill fast dave , maybe it’s time you retitled it , the oldest member on this forum , drunk and incapable . i don’t know where they get all their money for whiskey from . some of us are struggling along trying to keep body and soul together on a pittance . i havn’t even got my winter fuel money yet and they have already spent theirs on the demon drink . i shall have to send the wife back down the mine again soon , anon
Lawrence Dunbar:
Oh dear, what a waste, putting malts into a bucket, no way… except .only if the bucket was lead crystal glass. mind you I may be a fussy old bugger, but my dear old grandad used to say it allways should be consumed properley, IE, in a lead crystal glass, I still have his old Decanter, & I allways keep it topped up, with only the finest malts money can buy, or what I can afford, Things are bad at the moment I have to go for all the bargains, Glenmorangie at Tescos today £28.00 per Litre, £7.00. off the normal price, well I had to goe for it, the winters comming on , & who knowes I might get snowed in , so one must have plenty off antifreeze in stock, & I dont mean the cars. Anyway the winter heating allowance is due, £200.00. , thats near enough 7 litres, cant be bad. it saves me a bit of pocket money, Regards Larry of the Glen—Morangie, consumers club. have a nice evening lads, I am.
Hi Larry I hope this meets with your approval but I cannot use it when the bride is about
She always make sure that I have to drink out this and it does not hold anywhere near the same amount
This is them side by side so you can see that I am only receiving a wee dram
this is something which I have to live with as I am terrified if I say to much she may pour the contents out when I am asleep
cheers Johnnie
But I dont get the winter fuel allowance 
But as you say has to be drank properly out of a crystal glass sacrilege otherwise
Very poor cruel heartless mother
animal:
But I dont get the winter fuel allowanceBut as you say has to be drank properly out of a crystal glass sacrilege otherwise
Very poor cruel heartless mother
Harry and Larry live up your neck of the woods.If you speak nicely to them they might invite you for a wee dram 
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Dave the Renegade:
animal:
But I dont get the winter fuel allowanceBut as you say has to be drank properly out of a crystal glass sacrilege otherwise
Very poor cruel heartless mother
Harry and Larry live up your neck of the woods.If you speak nicely to them they might invite you for a wee dram
hiya,
Dave, the lady in question will most likely be at the “do” on the 28th of December and she knows she is more than welcome to share a wee dram or two on the day cheers Ang I’ll bring the wife’s half of the WFA and we’ll flatten that if needs be.
thanks harry long retired…
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
animal:
But I dont get the winter fuel allowanceBut as you say has to be drank properly out of a crystal glass sacrilege otherwise
Very poor cruel heartless mother
Harry and Larry live up your neck of the woods.If you speak nicely to them they might invite you for a wee dram
hiya,
Dave, the lady in question will most likely be at the “do” on the 28th of December and she knows she is more than welcome to share a wee dram or two on the day cheers Ang I’ll bring the wife’s half of the WFA and we’ll flatten that if needs be.
thanks harry long retired…
Harry you must behave yourself on the 28th with a lady lorry driver Bet you never had any female drivers on BRS,not that I am against ladies driving lorries .
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
animal:
But I dont get the winter fuel allowanceBut as you say has to be drank properly out of a crystal glass sacrilege otherwise
Very poor cruel heartless mother
Harry and Larry live up your neck of the woods.If you speak nicely to them they might invite you for a wee dram
hiya,
Dave, the lady in question will most likely be at the “do” on the 28th of December and she knows she is more than welcome to share a wee dram or two on the day cheers Ang I’ll bring the wife’s half of the WFA and we’ll flatten that if needs be.
thanks harry long retired…Harry you must behave yourself on the 28th with a lady lorry driver
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave I was only a lad in my early BRS days so have to admit to travelling with the occasional bit of female cab traffic but never came across any lady BRS drivers well I was single in those halcyon days so anything was allowable but i don’t think the guvnors would have approved.
thanks harry long retired.
hiya,
Dave, the lady in question will most likely be at the “do” on the 28th of December and she knows she is more than welcome to share a wee dram or two on the day cheers Ang I’ll bring the wife’s half of the WFA and we’ll flatten that if needs be.
thanks harry long retired…
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Harry you must behave yourself on the 28th with a lady lorry driver Bet you never had any female drivers on BRS,not that I am against ladies driving lorries .
Cheers Dave.
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hiya,
Dave I was only a lad in my early BRS days so have to admit to travelling with the occasional bit of female cab traffic but never came across any lady BRS drivers well I was single in those halcyon days so anything was allowable but i don’t think the guvnors would have approved.
thanks harry long retired.
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I don’t think the guvnors needed to know Harry.They were probably too preoccupied with the secretary to notice .
Cheers Dave.
Well on Lady drivers hgv I used to travel over the waters with a lass from M&B transport I think her name was Maureen, that was when I was on Wim Bosman, a dark haired girl and good company. The other one was a lass who started on CB as NightNurse, a gorgous blonde slim and a lovely nature who took her Hgv when she passed 21, I think I mentioned before she pulled up in her artic by the side of me when I parked on the services near the A1 & motorway ner the cooling towers near to Pontefract area when driving for Carlsberg. Dave are you a witch or a wizard they are the only ones who ride a brush? 
While you are taking the blame for everything Dave, did you cause the Fall of The Roman Empire.
rigsby:
this thread is going downhill fast dave , maybe it’s time you retitled it , the oldest member on this forum , drunk and incapable . i don’t know where they get all their money for whiskey from . some of us are struggling along trying to keep body and soul together on a pittance . i havn’t even got my winter fuel money yet and they have already spent theirs on the demon drink . i shall have to send the wife back down the mine again soon , anon
Aah, you see, that is where the years of training pays off…keep the wife gainfully employed in a little part time job. Not only does it keep em out of mischief but it pays for “the little extras”.
Norm I didn’t say I a brush.I said we live over the brush.Am possibly as daft as a brush and you must think we are to believe that you can’t remember that girls name after sharing the cab with her.You naughty lad .
Cheers Dave.