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Norman Ingram:
Sorry Dave the only oil you will find here, is WD40 :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: and you are welcomed to a few drops of that! :blush: :blush: :blush: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

hiya,
Ah WD 40 great stuff for the worn out old knees Norm, go on Norm spray it all over, or should that be Brut and the words of the late great "Enry Cooper.
thanks harry long retired.

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Dave the Renegade:
Well I have never been classed as a do gooder before,but I do like to help my fellow man :laughing: :laughing: .

Whay Hey that is something which I have NEVER been accused of as I seem to get blamed for most things that go wrong :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :laughing: :unamused:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

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sammyopisite:

Dave the Renegade:
Well I have never been classed as a do gooder before,but I do like to help my fellow man :laughing: :laughing: .

Whay Hey that is something which I have NEVER been accused of as I seem to get blamed for most things that go wrong :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :laughing: :unamused:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

Sounds about right for me as well Johnnie.When my good lady says that I’ve done this or that wrong. I say it was me who invaded Poland in 1939 and not Hitler :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

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harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Sorry Dave the only oil you will find here, is WD40 :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: and you are welcomed to a few drops of that! :blush: :blush: :blush: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

hiya,
Ah WD 40 great stuff for the worn out old knees Norm, go on Norm spray it all over, or should that be Brut and the words of the late great "Enry Cooper.
thanks harry long retired.

Harry , now you know as well as I do, Single malts is a cure for everything, & if & I meam If one sha the misfortune to spill it, which I would think is very rare, but may happen , allways make sure one is sitting down , so it could only drop on to ones knees, so problem solved, no more achey knees. & it has also been known to increase ones thirst, so its time to open another bottle of the finest liquid refreshment money can buy. Regards Larry.

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Harry am away ti bed nou. Ive had a great night, just relaxing. after my evening meal. I have just decorked a 10 years old Glenmorangie, it helps me sleep, & when I wake up I want some more. Do you think there is some thing ammis with me, or should I do this more often, Well I think I should, ■■?;. Regards Larry

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good on you larry . you and harry are keeping a great industry alive . think of all those poor scots who would be out of work if it weren’t for you two ! cheers , dave

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Lawrence Dunbar:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Sorry Dave the only oil you will find here, is WD40 :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: and you are welcomed to a few drops of that! :blush: :blush: :blush: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

hiya,
Ah WD 40 great stuff for the worn out old knees Norm, go on Norm spray it all over, or should that be Brut and the words of the late great "Enry Cooper.
thanks harry long retired.

Harry , now you know as well as I do, Single malts is a cure for everything, & if & I meam If one sha the misfortune to spill it, which I would think is very rare, but may happen , allways make sure one is sitting down , so it could only drop on to ones knees, so problem solved, no more achey knees. & it has also been known to increase ones thirst, so its time to open another bottle of the finest liquid refreshment money can buy. Regards Larry.

Drop some please dont swear at me as I have just decorked a 10yr old Aberlour as I finished the Dalewhinnie which went down very nice thanks

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animal:

Lawrence Dunbar:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Sorry Dave the only oil you will find here, is WD40 :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: and you are welcomed to a few drops of that! :blush: :blush: :blush: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

hiya,
Ah WD 40 great stuff for the worn out old knees Norm, go on Norm spray it all over, or should that be Brut and the words of the late great "Enry Cooper.
thanks harry long retired.

Harry , now you know as well as I do, Single malts is a cure for everything, & if & I meam If one sha the misfortune to spill it, which I would think is very rare, but may happen , allways make sure one is sitting down , so it could only drop on to ones knees, so problem solved, no more achey knees. & it has also been known to increase ones thirst, so its time to open another bottle of the finest liquid refreshment money can buy. Regards Larry.

Drop some please dont swear at me as I have just decorked a 10yr old Aberlour as I finished the Dalewhinnie which went down very nice thanks

For sale one bottle of Bacardi that I won in a draw Saturday night.Please post your bids early to avoid disappointment :exclamation:

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Dont do Bacardi sorry not my sort of thing :laughing: :laughing:

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animal:
Dont do Bacardi sorry not my sort of thing :laughing: :laughing:

Its the season of good will.You could always try a snifter of it :bulb: :laughing: .

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Dave the Renegade:

animal:
Dont do Bacardi sorry not my sort of thing :laughing: :laughing:

Its the season of good will.You could always try a snifter of it :bulb: :laughing: .

Will stick with the malts or Ameretto thanks anyway

ang

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animal:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:
Dont do Bacardi sorry not my sort of thing :laughing: :laughing:

Its the season of good will.You could always try a snifter of it :bulb: :laughing: .

Will stick with the malts or Ameretto thanks anyway

ang

That stuff will burn you liver out.Bacardi would be much healthier for you.Trust me I’m an ex lorry driver :exclamation: :laughing: .

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Ah but the Whisky is good for the heart ( but then I am a cruel heartless mother :laughing: :laughing: ) that is my excuses & sticking to it you are welcome to look after the Barcadi yourself

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animal:
Ah but the Whisky is good for the heart ( but then I am a cruel heartless mother :laughing: :laughing: ) that is my excuses & sticking to it you are welcome to look after the Barcadi yourself

Didn’t realise I was exchanging posts with a cruel heartless mother who drives lorries and doesn’t like Bacardi :exclamation: :laughing: .

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For sale one bottle of Bacardi that I won in a draw Saturday night.Please post your bids early to avoid disappointment :exclamation:
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Dave I must inform you that Bacardi is a girl’s drink and you would receive a far better response if you advertised it on the "Professional Drivers Forum " as the old timers on here would be to embarrassed to respond.
ANON. :wink:

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sammyopisite:
For sale one bottle of Bacardi that I won in a draw Saturday night.Please post your bids early to avoid disappointment :exclamation:

Dave I must inform you that Bacardi is a girl’s drink and you would receive a far better response if you advertised it on the "Professional Drivers Forum " as the old timers on here would be to embarrassed to respond.
ANON. :wink:
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:laughing:
I’ll tell my Manx pal,Charlie it’s a girl’s drink Johnnie,he’s only a young 'un - 77.He sups it like it were going out of fashion,with coke.

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Chris Webb:

sammyopisite:
For sale one bottle of Bacardi that I won in a draw Saturday night.Please post your bids early to avoid disappointment :exclamation:

Dave I must inform you that Bacardi is a girl’s drink and you would receive a far better response if you advertised it on the "Professional Drivers Forum " as the old timers on here would be to embarrassed to respond.
ANON. :wink:

:laughing:
I’ll tell my Manx pal,Charlie it’s a girl’s drink Johnnie,he’s only a young 'un - 77.He sups it like it were going out of fashion,with coke.
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According to animal who is a female its not her drink either.Tracy doesn’t like the stuff.I will see if the dog is interested :bulb: :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

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That might be a bit risky, dont you think, it may like & the end result you would have a Barkadie dog, go on have a laugh, Cheers Larry.

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Lawrence Dunbar:
That might be a bit risky, dont you think, it may like & the end result you would have a Barkadie dog, go on have a laugh, Cheers Larry.

The dog is a Cairn Terrier Larry,so he would probably enjoy some scotch.
Seriously I wouldn’t give a dog alcohol as it would ruin their liver and kidneys.
Cheers Dave.

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hiya,
Just “invested” my share of the fuel allowance in four bottles of Glenny there was even a few bob left to purchase a few cans of cider obligatory as a chaser and my perfect balanced diet.
thanks harry long retired.