rigsby:
my wife says my ■■■ drive is way too high harry , it’s up in my head and not where it should be . anyway she reckons that EVERY christmas is too often , cheers , dave
hiya,
My missus asked me why my little fellah was always pointing
downwards I explained it was admiring my new shoes, quick
as lightning she gave me a tenner and sent me to buy a new cap.
thanks harry, long retired.
She wants some fire down below Harry,by the sounds of it.
Cheers Dave.
Hiya,
Dave the line “fire down below” is a line from a sea shanty, and only
me being a little bit nautical would know that, although not being
Welsh and obviously unable to sing, have only heard it sung.
thanks harry, long retired.
I’ve heard about you being a bit nautical Harry.Your exploits at sea would be tame compared to your other exploits.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave “Old Father Time” has put paid to anything “nautical” I might
even only think about nowadays, well and truly knackered my son.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave “Old Father Time” has put paid to anything “nautical” I might
even only think about nowadays, well and truly knackered my son.
thanks harry, long retired.
Hi Harry,
There was a bloke lived near here who reckoned he had hung his up.When asked why his missus was expecting again,his reply was " had to get him down to dust him ".
Knackered I think not
Cheers Dave.
I was standing in the chemists this morning when a lady behind me asked “Do they sell ■■■■■■ in here?”
When I said they did, she said " Can you get it over the counter? " I said " If I take two I might "
Regards Charlie
hiya,
It would take a man with the eyes of a toilet rat to watch our Norm,
Dave that discounts me I’m afraid, try Chris Webb he misses nowt.
thanks harry, long retired.
Harry Im a bit depressed ive run out of Malt, silly me Eh, Its a good job I didnt run out of money, so Im off to my suppliers tommorow to re-stock, I think my mems are getting a bit dodgey at this moment in time, so I had better get triple stocks just in case Eh, Are you keeping OK at the minute, you sound on form to say the least, well why not, get in there & enjoy which Im hoping to carry on doing the morn after I get restocked with malts, Regards Larry.
hiya,
Bad move that Larry running out of nectar it is not on,
if you’d said a wee bit earlier I could have couriered a
spare bottle of fifteen year old Glenffydich from my own
personal stock not exactly to your ■■■■■■■■ friend but it
would be better than going “cold turkey” ah’ well I’ll just
have to drink it, cheers hic hic.
thanks harry, long retired.
Dave the Renegade:
You fellas will have to get the knotted handkerchiefs out,as this heatwave comes. Ang keep your parasol handy.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
When Dave when there has been several roads round here
barely passable this morning very heavy rain again if I get
the chance and choice of reincarnation it’ll be as a duck.
thanks harry, long retired.
Dave the Renegade:
You fellas will have to get the knotted handkerchiefs out,as this heatwave comes. Ang keep your parasol handy.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
When Dave when there has been several roads round here
barely passable this morning very heavy rain again if I get
the chance and choice of reincarnation it’ll be as a duck.
thanks harry, long retired.
Should be plenty of mushrooms about Harry,all this wet and warm weather.Might take a couple of buckets out this afternoon and look for some.
Cheers Dave.
Dave you mentioned Ang, I think she has ran away with the milkman, she might even be eloping I will be terribly upset, I would like to be page boy if she weds. Then again she could be at work!
