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[dave_the_renegade]

animal:
Still about just been busy of late

Oh no chance of me getting married that would mean having a man around happy single

You can’t beat being single Ang,as long as you are with a member of the opposite ■■■.
Cheers Dave.

[animal]

Dave the Renegade:

animal:
Still about just been busy of late

Oh no chance of me getting married that would mean having a man around happy single

You can’t beat being single Ang,as long as you are with a member of the opposite ■■■.
Cheers Dave.

Dont have a man around happy on own ta

[dave_the_renegade]

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:
Still about just been busy of late

Oh no chance of me getting married that would mean having a man around happy single

You can’t beat being single Ang,as long as you are with a member of the opposite ■■■.
Cheers Dave.

Dont have a man around happy on own ta

You could window shop now and again,then go in and try it on.

[grumpy_old_man]

Lawrence Dunbar:
Harry Im a bit depressed ive run out of Malt, silly me Eh, Its a good job I didnt run out of money, so Im off to my suppliers tommorow to re-stock, I think my mems are getting a bit dodgey at this moment in time, so I had better get triple stocks just in case Eh, Are you keeping OK at the minute, you sound on form to say the least, well why not, get in there & enjoy which Im hoping to carry on doing the morn after I get restocked with malts, Regards Larry.

Surely that’s gross negligence by your domestic staff. A light beating would be in order there.

[grumpy_old_man]

Dave the Renegade:
You fellas will have to get the knotted handkerchiefs out,as this heatwave comes. Ang keep your parasol handy.
Cheers Dave.

I’ve got Factor 50 baby sun cream on my head.
Yesterday I had stitches taken out of the wound on my forehead (Basel Cell Carcinoma…skin cancer). Very common the dermatologist said, nowt to worry about now it’s cut out, but he did say I’ve a lot of skin damage on my head and I should take “precautions”
I’ve been bald many years, never worn a cap.

[kevmac47]

grumpy old man:

Dave the Renegade:
You fellas will have to get the knotted handkerchiefs out,as this heatwave comes. Ang keep your parasol handy.
Cheers Dave.

I’ve got Factor 50 baby sun cream on my head.
Yesterday I had stitches taken out of the wound on my forehead (Basel Cell Carcinoma…skin cancer). Very common the dermatologist said, nowt to worry about now it’s cut out, but he did say I’ve a lot of skin damage on my head and I should take “precautions”
I’ve been bald many years, never worn a cap.

Brian, re taking precautions, your going to have to be careful with the “something for the weekend” as to how you position the flappy bit on the end, we don’t want you looking silly now do we? Ps. can you get them big enough to stretch over your napper? (I nearly said head but that might invite rude comments Regards Kev. By the way I also have had to have treatment for a similar complaint but luckily no surgery needed. Good Luck.

[harry_gill]

grumpy old man:

Dave the Renegade:
You fellas will have to get the knotted handkerchiefs out,as this heatwave comes. Ang keep your parasol handy.
Cheers Dave.

I’ve got Factor 50 baby sun cream on my head.
Yesterday I had stitches taken out of the wound on my forehead (Basel Cell Carcinoma…skin cancer). Very common the dermatologist said, nowt to worry about now it’s cut out, but he did say I’ve a lot of skin damage on my head and I should take “precautions”
I’ve been bald many years, never worn a cap.

hiya,
My “old fellah” always insisted I cover my head, always adding
you can’t be too careful there’s a woodpecker knocking about.
thanks harry, long retired.

[chris_webb]

harry_gill:

grumpy old man:

Dave the Renegade:
You fellas will have to get the knotted handkerchiefs out,as this heatwave comes. Ang keep your parasol handy.
Cheers Dave.

I’ve got Factor 50 baby sun cream on my head.
Yesterday I had stitches taken out of the wound on my forehead (Basel Cell Carcinoma…skin cancer). Very common the dermatologist said, nowt to worry about now it’s cut out, but he did say I’ve a lot of skin damage on my head and I should take “precautions”
I’ve been bald many years, never worn a cap.

hiya,
My “old fellah” always insisted I cover my head, always adding
you can’t be too careful there’s a woodpecker knocking about.
thanks harry, long retired.

Or,“Keep thi cap on,they’re sacking t’owd 'uns”.

[lawrence_dunbar]

grumpy old man:

Lawrence Dunbar:
Harry Im a bit depressed ive run out of Malt, silly me Eh, Its a good job I didnt run out of money, so Im off to my suppliers tommorow to re-stock, I think my mems are getting a bit dodgey at this moment in time, so I had better get triple stocks just in case Eh, Are you keeping OK at the minute, you sound on form to say the least, well why not, get in there & enjoy which Im hoping to carry on doing the morn after I get restocked with malts, Regards Larry.

Surely that’s gross negligence by your domestic staff. A light beating would be in order there.

Oh dear oh dear, the way I feel at the moment with or without the malts I dont think I could even beat an egg never mind challenge the wife, Regards Larry.

[norman_ingram]

animal:
Still about just been busy of late

Oh no chance of me getting married that would mean having a man around happy single

Are you telling me in a kind way Ang, you don’t want me as page boy I am expert at holding dresses up, so they do not fall in the mud.

[harry_gill]

hiya,
Norm have they pulled Terry Wogan’s Northampton Lighthouse down??,
there hasn’t been much talk of it lately, can you still see it from your
back garden??, had to change the subject cos’ I’ve had too much hassle
with weddings in my lifetime, I hate wedding cake so I don’t know why
I bothered in the first place, the honeymoon bit was OK though,
thanks harry, long retired.

[rigsby]

going through three weddings just proves that you are an old romantic at heart harry . you must have been to put up with three mother in laws . no wonder you chose the long distance life , cheers , dave

[norman_ingram]

Dave I bet he never gave all those wedding presents back! Also Harry you mentioned the Lighthouse, that is standing firm and erect looking high in the sky, I see they have had a lot of people abseiling down it for charity,but a greater portion was women and some as old as eighty, I wonder why I am sure you will tell me why.

[harry_gill]

hiya,
Dave Mothers in Law never gave me any hassle, just never saw the first two,
the first one lived in North Wales and the second one in Southern Ireland, my
now wifes mother lived quite near but she was a lady and only passed away a
few months ago, got on great with her, being away most of the week helped
keep the peace, and Norm never received any wedding presents, what do you
by a man who has everything??.
thanks harry, long retired.

[lawrence_dunbar]

Harry for the man who has everything as you say, must deserve another really large malt just to make sure you are still enjoying life, just like I am// Ive just sereved myself a rather large Malt, just to help me sleep of course, nowt ti dee with liking the stuff mind, but I must admit it keeps me going, in every way possible like going for a ■■■■■ in the middle of the night, & I can hit & miss the pot with no problems, Regards Larry.

[harry_gill]

Lawrence Dunbar:
Harry for the man who has everything as you say, must deserve another really large malt just to make sure you are still enjoying life, just like I am// Ive just sereved myself a rather large Malt, just to help me sleep of course, nowt ti dee with liking the stuff mind, but I must admit it keeps me going, in every way possible like going for a ■■■■■ in the middle of the night, & I can hit & miss the pot with no problems, Regards Larry.

hiya,
Larry, my hired help has just filled my glass with a quite large single malt,
that’s most unusual she usually only puts a very wee drop in my glass maybe
she thinks I’ve added her to the “surplus to requirements” list so she’s doing
her best to make sure she remains in gainful employment.
thanks harry, long retired.

[simon]

rigsby:
going through three weddings just proves that you are an old romantic at heart harry . you must have been to put up with three mother in laws . no wonder you chose the long distance life , cheers , dave

I reckon harry just likes wedding cake

[grumpy_old_man]

harry_gill:

Lawrence Dunbar:
Harry for the man who has everything as you say, must deserve another really large malt just to make sure you are still enjoying life, just like I am// Ive just sereved myself a rather large Malt, just to help me sleep of course, nowt ti dee with liking the stuff mind, but I must admit it keeps me going, in every way possible like going for a ■■■■■ in the middle of the night, & I can hit & miss the pot with no problems, Regards Larry.

hiya,
Larry, my hired help has just filled my glass with a quite large single malt,
that’s most unusual she usually only puts a very wee drop in my glass maybe
she thinks I’ve added her to the “surplus to requirements” list so she’s doing
her best to make sure she remains in gainful employment.
thanks harry, long retired.

Careful Harry, she’s after your body, they get these “urges” at times.

[harry_gill]

grumpy old man:

harry_gill:

Lawrence Dunbar:
Harry for the man who has everything as you say, must deserve another really large malt just to make sure you are still enjoying life, just like I am// Ive just sereved myself a rather large Malt, just to help me sleep of course, nowt ti dee with liking the stuff mind, but I must admit it keeps me going, in every way possible like going for a ■■■■■ in the middle of the night, & I can hit & miss the pot with no problems, Regards Larry.

hiya,
Larry, my hired help has just filled my glass with a quite large single malt,
that’s most unusual she usually only puts a very wee drop in my glass maybe
she thinks I’ve added her to the “surplus to requirements” list so she’s doing
her best to make sure she remains in gainful employment.
thanks harry, long retired.

Careful Harry, she’s after your body, they get these “urges” at times.

hiya,
Brian, the only reason anyone would want my body would be to
use it for medical research.
thanks harry, long retired.

[animal]

harry_gill:

grumpy old man:

harry_gill:

Lawrence Dunbar:
Harry for the man who has everything as you say, must deserve another really large malt just to make sure you are still enjoying life, just like I am// Ive just sereved myself a rather large Malt, just to help me sleep of course, nowt ti dee with liking the stuff mind, but I must admit it keeps me going, in every way possible like going for a ■■■■■ in the middle of the night, & I can hit & miss the pot with no problems, Regards Larry.

hiya,
Larry, my hired help has just filled my glass with a quite large single malt,
that’s most unusual she usually only puts a very wee drop in my glass maybe
she thinks I’ve added her to the “surplus to requirements” list so she’s doing
her best to make sure she remains in gainful employment.
thanks harry, long retired.

Careful Harry, she’s after your body, they get these “urges” at times.

hiya,
Brian, the only reason anyone would want my body would be to
use it for medical research.
thanks harry, long retired.

Well i am a working girl now