animal:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave the “broke” bit is very fitting in my case, our Norm
wouldn’t know anything about that, and he talks about his
bank manager I haven’t got one if I tried to get money from
a bank I’d need a mask and a shotgun.
thanks harry, long retired.I use the pawnbroker as my bank Harry.Trouble is I haven’t much to pawn.
Cheers Dave.Got nowt to pawn
Ang what about your virtue! 
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
There’s a very pretty lady works in Age Concern maybe she could
do something for me, well she does do something for me already.
thanks harry, long retired.Does she cook your tea Harry ?
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Not so much cook my tea, more bring ME to the boil.
thanks harry,long retired.
Watch you don’t get too steamed up Harry.
Cheers Dave.
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hiya,
Do get loads of hot flush’s Dave, could that be construed as getting steamed up.
thanks harry, long retired.
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But Harry you get them, when your wife want you to do work around the house! Last time you done the bathroom, you went off sick from the trucknet for over a month.
Norman Ingram:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
There’s a very pretty lady works in Age Concern maybe she could
do something for me, well she does do something for me already.
thanks harry, long retired.Does she cook your tea Harry ?
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Not so much cook my tea, more bring ME to the boil.
thanks harry,long retired.Watch you don’t get too steamed up Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Do get loads of hot flush’s Dave, could that be construed as getting steamed up.
thanks harry, long retired.
[/quote]
But Harry you get them, when your wife want you to do work around the house! Last time you done the bathroom, you went off sick from the trucknet for over a month.
[/quote]
hiya,
Norm next job tiling and doing a refurb on the front porch,
that should be worth a six week sicknote, start next week,
if she throws any more jobs at me I might get off my TNUK
duties until the new year, so just in case I will wish you all a
Merry Christmas
thanks harry, long retired.
Sounds as if your wife has got the winter sorted for you Harry.You obviously didn’t get rid of those tools with the left handed screwdriver.
Never mind,think of all the nice females who will be passing by and stopping for a chat.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Sounds as if your wife has got the winter sorted for you Harry.You obviously didn’t get rid of those tools with the left handed screwdriver.
Never mind,think of all the nice females who will be passing by and stopping for a chat.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
The Son in Law has loaned me the tiling gear and a couple of trowels,
I will get him back though, bleedin turncoat, I thought I’d educated
him better than that, I did tell him if they ask you for owt tell em you’ve
got nowt explaining the poor husband does’nt really want to do the job
meaning if he isn’t tooled up he can’t do the job, if I’d known he would
do this to me I would have stopped the wedding.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Sounds as if your wife has got the winter sorted for you Harry.You obviously didn’t get rid of those tools with the left handed screwdriver.
Never mind,think of all the nice females who will be passing by and stopping for a chat.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
The Son in Law has loaned me the tiling gear and a couple of trowels,
I will get him back though, bleedin turncoat, I thought I’d educated
him better than that, I did tell him if they ask you for owt tell em you’ve
got nowt explaining the poor husband does’nt really want to do the job
meaning if he isn’t tooled up he can’t do the job, if I’d known he would
do this to me I would have stopped the wedding.
thanks harry, long retired.
Perhaps you could get the wedding annulled Harry.Otherwise the only thing I can suggest is choke the vicar.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Sounds as if your wife has got the winter sorted for you Harry.You obviously didn’t get rid of those tools with the left handed screwdriver.
Never mind,think of all the nice females who will be passing by and stopping for a chat.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
The Son in Law has loaned me the tiling gear and a couple of trowels,
I will get him back though, bleedin turncoat, I thought I’d educated
him better than that, I did tell him if they ask you for owt tell em you’ve
got nowt explaining the poor husband does’nt really want to do the job
meaning if he isn’t tooled up he can’t do the job, if I’d known he would
do this to me I would have stopped the wedding.
thanks harry, long retired.Perhaps you could get the wedding annulled Harry.Otherwise the only thing I can suggest is choke the vicar.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Registrar Dave registrar and a friend of my wifes side of the family
and a woman, snookered all ends up eh’.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Sounds as if your wife has got the winter sorted for you Harry.You obviously didn’t get rid of those tools with the left handed screwdriver.
Never mind,think of all the nice females who will be passing by and stopping for a chat.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
The Son in Law has loaned me the tiling gear and a couple of trowels,
I will get him back though, bleedin turncoat, I thought I’d educated
him better than that, I did tell him if they ask you for owt tell em you’ve
got nowt explaining the poor husband does’nt really want to do the job
meaning if he isn’t tooled up he can’t do the job, if I’d known he would
do this to me I would have stopped the wedding.
thanks harry, long retired.Perhaps you could get the wedding annulled Harry.Otherwise the only thing I can suggest is choke the vicar.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Registrar Dave registrar and a friend of my wifes side of the family
and a woman, snookered all ends up eh’.
thanks harry, long retired.
Use brute force to get the registrar to do the tiling.Women should be able to that easily.Womans lib and all that Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Steering clear of her Dave just in case I never payed her.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Steering clear of her Dave just in case I never payed her.
thanks harry, long retired.
Don’t pay her for the tiling either Harry.I’m sure with your ways with the females you could talk her into it.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Steering clear of her Dave just in case I never payed her.
thanks harry, long retired.Don’t pay her for the tiling either Harry.I’m sure with your ways with the females you could talk her into it.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Howay Dave she’ll be well into her 60s by now I think I’ll pass.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Steering clear of her Dave just in case I never payed her.
thanks harry, long retired.Don’t pay her for the tiling either Harry.I’m sure with your ways with the females you could talk her into it.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Howay Dave she’ll be well into her 60s by now I think I’ll pass.
thanks harry, long retired.
Many a tune played on an old fiddle Harry. 
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Steering clear of her Dave just in case I never payed her.
thanks harry, long retired.Don’t pay her for the tiling either Harry.I’m sure with your ways with the females you could talk her into it.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Howay Dave she’ll be well into her 60s by now I think I’ll pass.
thanks harry, long retired.Many a tune played on an old fiddle Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave I very much doubt that the fiddler could even rise to the
occasion would have to be a much younger job.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Steering clear of her Dave just in case I never payed her.
thanks harry, long retired.Don’t pay her for the tiling either Harry.I’m sure with your ways with the females you could talk her into it.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Howay Dave she’ll be well into her 60s by now I think I’ll pass.
thanks harry, long retired.Many a tune played on an old fiddle Harry.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Dave I very much doubt that the fiddler could even rise to the
occasion would have to be a much younger job.
thanks harry, long retired.
Might take a lot of stamina to keep the bow going with a younger one Harry.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Steering clear of her Dave just in case I never payed her.
thanks harry, long retired.Don’t pay her for the tiling either Harry.I’m sure with your ways with the females you could talk her into it.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Howay Dave she’ll be well into her 60s by now I think I’ll pass.
thanks harry, long retired.Many a tune played on an old fiddle Harry.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Dave I very much doubt that the fiddler could even rise to the
occasion would have to be a much younger job.
thanks harry, long retired.Might take a lot of stamina to keep the bow going with a younger one Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
You are most likely correct Dave most likely kill me off but it
would take more than the undertaker to remove my smile.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Steering clear of her Dave just in case I never payed her.
thanks harry, long retired.Don’t pay her for the tiling either Harry.I’m sure with your ways with the females you could talk her into it.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Howay Dave she’ll be well into her 60s by now I think I’ll pass.
thanks harry, long retired.Many a tune played on an old fiddle Harry.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Dave I very much doubt that the fiddler could even rise to the
occasion would have to be a much younger job.
thanks harry, long retired.Might take a lot of stamina to keep the bow going with a younger one Harry.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
You are most likely correct Dave most likely kill me off but it
would take more than the undertaker to remove my smile.
thanks harry, long retired.
As George Burns said Harry,you could get shot by a jealous husband 
Cheers Dave.
my wife says my ■■■ drive is way too high harry , it’s up in my head and not where it should be . anyway she reckons that EVERY christmas is too often , cheers , dave
rigsby:
my wife says my ■■■ drive is way too high harry , it’s up in my head and not where it should be . anyway she reckons that EVERY christmas is too often , cheers , dave
hiya,
My missus asked me why my little fellah was always pointing
downwards I explained it was admiring my new shoes, quick
as lightning she gave me a tenner and sent me to buy a new cap.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
rigsby:
my wife says my ■■■ drive is way too high harry , it’s up in my head and not where it should be . anyway she reckons that EVERY christmas is too often , cheers , davehiya,
My missus asked me why my little fellah was always pointing
downwards I explained it was admiring my new shoes, quick
as lightning she gave me a tenner and sent me to buy a new cap.
thanks harry, long retired.
She wants some fire down below Harry,by the sounds of it.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
rigsby:
my wife says my ■■■ drive is way too high harry , it’s up in my head and not where it should be . anyway she reckons that EVERY christmas is too often , cheers , davehiya,
My missus asked me why my little fellah was always pointing
downwards I explained it was admiring my new shoes, quick
as lightning she gave me a tenner and sent me to buy a new cap.
thanks harry, long retired.She wants some fire down below Harry,by the sounds of it.
Cheers Dave.
Hiya,
Dave the line “fire down below” is a line from a sea shanty, and only
me being a little bit nautical would know that, although not being
Welsh and obviously unable to sing, have only heard it sung.
thanks harry, long retired.