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[norman_ingram]

Harry is a Joker, but is it from a lefthanded or righthanded pack. if he had not chucked his tools in the dustbin, I bet he would have a lefthanded screwdriver! Ang has got a bow in her bonnet, it seems her dad was Robin Hood & her mother maid marion I never knew sherwood forest reached as far as Gateshead. And you lot complain about me being " Peter Pan".

[animal]

Norman Ingram:
Harry is a Joker, but is it from a lefthanded or righthanded pack. if he had not chucked his tools in the dustbin, I bet he would have a lefthanded screwdriver! Ang has got a bow in her bonnet, it seems her dad was Robin Hood & her mother maid marion I never knew sherwood forest reached as far as Gateshead. And you lot complain about me being " Peter Pan".

But not from Gateshead defo a geordie was born in Newcastle Mam now lives in Washington thou

I had a lefhanded screwdriver but took it back

[dave_the_renegade]

We started with guns and ended up with a lot of lorry drivers talking about left handed screwdrivers.
Sounds about right.
Cheers Dave.

[animal]

Dave the Renegade:
We started with guns and ended up with a lot of lorry drivers talking about left handed screwdrivers.
Sounds about right.
Cheers Dave.

Yep defo does

[dave_the_renegade]

animal:

Dave the Renegade:
We started with guns and ended up with a lot of lorry drivers talking about left handed screwdrivers.
Sounds about right.
Cheers Dave.

Yep defo does

Whats next on the list then Ang ?

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:
We started with guns and ended up with a lot of lorry drivers talking about left handed screwdrivers.
Sounds about right.
Cheers Dave.

Yep defo does

Whats next on the list then Ang ?

hiya,
Like Norman said if I hadn’t binned all my tools I most certainly would
have found a left handed screwdriver, but did keep a left handed tool
namely a hammer need to bang a few nails in the living room wall have
to have somwhere to hang my coat, or should I get my coat.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:
We started with guns and ended up with a lot of lorry drivers talking about left handed screwdrivers.
Sounds about right.
Cheers Dave.

Yep defo does

Whats next on the list then Ang ?

hiya,
Like Norman said if I hadn’t binned all my tools I most certainly would
have found a left handed screwdriver, but did keep a left handed tool
namely a hammer need to bang a few nails in the living room wall have
to have somwhere to hang my coat, or should I get my coat.
thanks harry, long retired.

You are lucky to own a coat Harry.I haven’t got one.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:
We started with guns and ended up with a lot of lorry drivers talking about left handed screwdrivers.
Sounds about right.
Cheers Dave.

Yep defo does

Whats next on the list then Ang ?

hiya,
Like Norman said if I hadn’t binned all my tools I most certainly would
have found a left handed screwdriver, but did keep a left handed tool
namely a hammer need to bang a few nails in the living room wall have
to have somwhere to hang my coat, or should I get my coat.
thanks harry, long retired.

You are lucky to own a coat Harry.I haven’t got one.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
There’s holes in the elbows Dave I am an OAP you know and unlike
our Norm “can’t call him Nosser” I’m penniless. PS if Norman lived in
this neck of the woods he’d have to settle for Nosser, guess he’ll never
become my next door neighbour.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:
We started with guns and ended up with a lot of lorry drivers talking about left handed screwdrivers.
Sounds about right.
Cheers Dave.

Yep defo does

Whats next on the list then Ang ?

hiya,
Like Norman said if I hadn’t binned all my tools I most certainly would
have found a left handed screwdriver, but did keep a left handed tool
namely a hammer need to bang a few nails in the living room wall have
to have somwhere to hang my coat, or should I get my coat.
thanks harry, long retired.

You are lucky to own a coat Harry.I haven’t got one.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
There’s holes in the elbows Dave I am an OAP you know and unlike
our Norm “can’t call him Nosser” I’m penniless. PS if Norman lived in
this neck of the woods he’d have to settle for Nosser, guess he’ll never
become my next door neighbour.
thanks harry, long retired.

You would have to live in the stockbroker belt for Norm to be your neighbour Harry.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

hiya,
Dave the “broke” bit is very fitting in my case, our Norm
wouldn’t know anything about that, and he talks about his
bank manager I haven’t got one if I tried to get money from
a bank I’d need a mask and a shotgun.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave the “broke” bit is very fitting in my case, our Norm
wouldn’t know anything about that, and he talks about his
bank manager I haven’t got one if I tried to get money from
a bank I’d need a mask and a shotgun.
thanks harry, long retired.

I use the pawnbroker as my bank Harry.Trouble is I haven’t much to pawn.
Cheers Dave.

[animal]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave the “broke” bit is very fitting in my case, our Norm
wouldn’t know anything about that, and he talks about his
bank manager I haven’t got one if I tried to get money from
a bank I’d need a mask and a shotgun.
thanks harry, long retired.

I use the pawnbroker as my bank Harry.Trouble is I haven’t much to pawn.
Cheers Dave.

Got nowt to pawn

[dave_the_renegade]

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave the “broke” bit is very fitting in my case, our Norm
wouldn’t know anything about that, and he talks about his
bank manager I haven’t got one if I tried to get money from
a bank I’d need a mask and a shotgun.
thanks harry, long retired.

I use the pawnbroker as my bank Harry.Trouble is I haven’t much to pawn.
Cheers Dave.

Got nowt to pawn

We should set up a club for the hard up and needy.Perhaps we could get red cross food parcels and clothes from war on want.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave the “broke” bit is very fitting in my case, our Norm
wouldn’t know anything about that, and he talks about his
bank manager I haven’t got one if I tried to get money from
a bank I’d need a mask and a shotgun.
thanks harry, long retired.

I use the pawnbroker as my bank Harry.Trouble is I haven’t much to pawn.
Cheers Dave.

Got nowt to pawn

We should set up a club for the hard up and needy.Perhaps we could get red cross food parcels and clothes from war on want.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave me being the unluckiest guy in the world would get my
pre-donated clothes back in the form of aid, the food parcels
would contain nowt but tins of spaghetti and I hate that, I’m
just one of lifes losers everybody say ah’.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave the “broke” bit is very fitting in my case, our Norm
wouldn’t know anything about that, and he talks about his
bank manager I haven’t got one if I tried to get money from
a bank I’d need a mask and a shotgun.
thanks harry, long retired.

I use the pawnbroker as my bank Harry.Trouble is I haven’t much to pawn.
Cheers Dave.

Got nowt to pawn

We should set up a club for the hard up and needy.Perhaps we could get red cross food parcels and clothes from war on want.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave me being the unluckiest guy in the world would get my
pre-donated clothes back in the form of aid, the food parcels
would contain nowt but tins of spaghetti and I hate that, I’m
just one of lifes losers everybody say ah’.
thanks harry, long retired.

You could flog the spaghetti Harry,then buy something you liked
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave the “broke” bit is very fitting in my case, our Norm
wouldn’t know anything about that, and he talks about his
bank manager I haven’t got one if I tried to get money from
a bank I’d need a mask and a shotgun.
thanks harry, long retired.

I use the pawnbroker as my bank Harry.Trouble is I haven’t much to pawn.
Cheers Dave.

Got nowt to pawn

We should set up a club for the hard up and needy.Perhaps we could get red cross food parcels and clothes from war on want.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave me being the unluckiest guy in the world would get my
pre-donated clothes back in the form of aid, the food parcels
would contain nowt but tins of spaghetti and I hate that, I’m
just one of lifes losers everybody say ah’.
thanks harry, long retired.

You could flog the spaghetti Harry,then buy something you liked
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
There’s a very pretty lady works in Age Concern maybe she could
do something for me, well she does do something for me already.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave the “broke” bit is very fitting in my case, our Norm
wouldn’t know anything about that, and he talks about his
bank manager I haven’t got one if I tried to get money from
a bank I’d need a mask and a shotgun.
thanks harry, long retired.

I use the pawnbroker as my bank Harry.Trouble is I haven’t much to pawn.
Cheers Dave.

Got nowt to pawn

We should set up a club for the hard up and needy.Perhaps we could get red cross food parcels and clothes from war on want.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave me being the unluckiest guy in the world would get my
pre-donated clothes back in the form of aid, the food parcels
would contain nowt but tins of spaghetti and I hate that, I’m
just one of lifes losers everybody say ah’.
thanks harry, long retired.

You could flog the spaghetti Harry,then buy something you liked
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
There’s a very pretty lady works in Age Concern maybe she could
do something for me, well she does do something for me already.
thanks harry, long retired.

Does she cook your tea Harry ?
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

hiya,
There’s a very pretty lady works in Age Concern maybe she could
do something for me, well she does do something for me already.
thanks harry, long retired.
[/quote]
Does she cook your tea Harry ?
Cheers Dave.
[/quote]
hiya,
Not so much cook my tea, more bring ME to the boil.
thanks harry,long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:
hiya,
There’s a very pretty lady works in Age Concern maybe she could
do something for me, well she does do something for me already.
thanks harry, long retired.

Does she cook your tea Harry ?
Cheers Dave.
[/quote]
hiya,
Not so much cook my tea, more bring ME to the boil.
thanks harry,long retired.
[/quote]
Watch you don’t get too steamed up Harry.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
There’s a very pretty lady works in Age Concern maybe she could
do something for me, well she does do something for me already.
thanks harry, long retired.

Does she cook your tea Harry ?
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Not so much cook my tea, more bring ME to the boil.
thanks harry,long retired.
[/quote]
Watch you don’t get too steamed up Harry.
Cheers Dave.
[/quote]
hiya,
Do get loads of hot flush’s Dave, could that be construed as getting steamed up.
thanks harry, long retired.