My condolences too Norman,and we’ll all be thinking about you on the 8th October.
Chris.
Chris, Dave, Harry, Keith, thank you once again for your kind thoughts, back to sport, I made a thirty break this morning at snooker, would have made more, but the black stopped right on the edge of the top lefthand pocket, it could have easy been over fifty, for just a moment, the way I was potting, I was daydreaming that I might reach my goal of getting a hundred break before I reach the age of 100, but I may not do either. 
Thats the hammer Norm,keep trying you will get there,as they say practice makes perfect,what they don’t say is,you need a bit of luck as well .
Cheers Dave.
Why don’t you old ■■■■■ watch the stobart programme? it might show you how tough life is on the roads today
Look out for the one called MO 
He reminds me of Norman
boris:
Why don’t you old ■■■■■ watch the stobart programme? it might show you how tough life is on the roads today
Look out for the one called MO
Read the last three posts on page 49 Boris !
boris:
Why don’t you old ■■■■■ watch the stobart programme? it might show you how tough life is on the roads today
Look out for the one called MO
We’ve another one here lads that opens his mouth and his brains drop out! Who-ever this Mo gadgy is he probably isnt capable of "lacing Norms boots"And another thing I dare bet that Norm has rolled further backwards at traffic lights than Boris and Mo to-gether have driven forward!!Bewick.
Bewick:
boris:
Why don’t you old ■■■■■ watch the stobart programme? it might show you how tough life is on the roads today
Look out for the one called MOWe’ve another one here lads that opens his mouth and his brains drop out! Who-ever this Mo gadgy is he probably isnt capable of "lacing Norms boots"And another thing I dare bet that Norm has rolled further backwards at traffic lights than Boris and Mo to-gether have driven forward!!Bewick.
He’s only a greasemonkey Dennis,been sniffing the aerostart to much.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Bewick:
boris:
Why don’t you old ■■■■■ watch the stobart programme? it might show you how tough life is on the roads today
Look out for the one called MOWe’ve another one here lads that opens his mouth and his brains drop out! Who-ever this Mo gadgy is he probably isnt capable of "lacing Norms boots"And another thing I dare bet that Norm has rolled further backwards at traffic lights than Boris and Mo to-gether have driven forward!!Bewick.
He’s only a greasemonkey Dennis,been sniffing the aerostart to much.
Cheers Dave.
Aye Dave theres a lot of them about! he will probably be sat in fron’t of the telly on Friday night with a Fast Eddie anorak on and a plastic steering wheel stuck on the coffee table,making a noise like a Foden 2 stroke, ( all wind and ■■■■!) Dennis.
Thank you lads, but don’t worry, poor old Boris got dropped on his head when he was a baby, so he was not able to become a real driver, for he was unable to understand maps, or remember the roads, so he became a grease monkey, so he could be near the wagon’s he longed to travel up the highway’s, so be like "Jeses Christ " and forgive him, for he knows not not what he dos’e.
I may be a lowly ‘grease monkey’ but boy, are my services in demand ,esp from thick lorry drivers
"Alright driver! " …
Love Boris xxxxx
boris:
I may be a lowly ‘grease monkey’ but boy, are my services in demand ,esp from thick lorry drivers
"Alright driver! " …
Love Boris xxxxx
You could always get promoted to the organ grinders monkey boris
Dave do you think when boris says thick lorry drivers, the standard is not as good now, or he was refering to the size of thier manly bodies. I think Boris would be like the charactor “■■■■ Emery” played, you know the one, I got it wrong dad, standinnd with his crewcut, jeans & bov’ver boots.
Norman Ingram:
Dave do you think when boris says thick lorry drivers, the standard is not as good now, or he was refering to the size of thier manly bodies. I think Boris would be like the charactor “■■■■ Emery” played, you know the one, I got it wrong dad, standinnd with his crewcut, jeans & bov’ver boots.
He would probably look like the dad Norm,played by Roy Kinnear,all braces and gob.
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
Dave do you think when boris says thick lorry drivers, the standard is not as good now, or he was refering to the size of thier manly bodies. I think Boris would be like the charactor “■■■■ Emery” played, you know the one, I got it wrong dad, standinnd with his crewcut, jeans & bov’ver boots.
And which one would you be Norma ? the old woman that says" oh you are awful … but i like you ! " At least i give you old women something to ‘gossip’ about -instead of horses or piles " DAD, i think i got it wrong again , DAD!"
Love Boris xxxx ( grease monkey )
boris:
Norman Ingram:
Dave do you think when boris says thick lorry drivers, the standard is not as good now, or he was refering to the size of thier manly bodies. I think Boris would be like the charactor “■■■■ Emery” played, you know the one, I got it wrong dad, standinnd with his crewcut, jeans & bov’ver boots.And which one would you be Norma ? the old woman that says" oh you are awful … but i like you ! "
Love Boris xxxx ( grease monkey )
Lets call a truce on all the insults and nonsense boris,otherwise the moderators will be onto us.I can take and give stick.So lets all be decent about it.You have started a decent thread about best engine sounds.
Cheers Dave .
Ok then Dave, thats fine by me
Well done Dave, I agreed, I am always ready to listen to reason, and do not pick on people, unless they start on me, I would rather go ambling along in my old age.
Well done Dave, I agreed, I am always ready to listen to reason, and do not pick on people, unless they start on me, I would rather go ambling along in my old age.
hiya,
A little story true word for word and nowt to do with road transport apart from me and my good lady was about to set off for a longish trip in the car, a birthday treat for my wife, you know nice hotel and a nice meal, anyway my daughter and grandaughters called to wish my wife “Happy Birthday” i was in the shower at the time when the youngest (4) shouted through the door I’m going to school now I’ve come for a kiss, just a minute while i put a towel round me, her reply, I’ts alright Granda I promise i won’t laugh, at 4 years old and thats just about word for word.
thanks harry long retired.
Yes Harry, they come out with some funny things, On friday we had said our farewells to my brother Fred, and after the wake I had my grandchildren, my daughter, my son & his wife and my brother & wife from Great Yarmouth around to my home, and was sitting on the sofa next to my brother Reg, and Katie my youngest grandaughter came and gave me a cuddle & a kiss, and said what are you doing Pap’s, I am talking to my younger brother, oh no you are not Pappy, he is your older brother! Reg said you have brain wash her, I shook my head, Katie pipes up oh no he didn’t, I am six I wash myself.