Bayonets and Helmet time again lads,get the defences ready. Put out the lights,get the sirens ready,aliens approaching. 
Dave the Renegade:
Bayonets and Helmet time again lads,get the defences ready. Put out the lights,get the sirens ready,aliens approaching.
No need to do that Dave,he’s from the “sarf east”,retired and interested in road haulage Rugby which is where they wipe their feet coming out of t’houses
He might have meant Road Haulage and rugby which would be acceptable I suppose.
Come on sinbin,let us old buggers have it - unless thas owder than us
sinbin31:
:lol:
Were you on tankers sinbin,come on we want to know,Essex,Kent whereabouts? 
Chris Webb:
sinbin31:
:lol:Were you on tankers sinbin,come on we want to know,Essex,Kent whereabouts?
Chris I thnk you are right,he’s the oldest member on trucknet,he qualifies for a free TV licence thats why he only pops in now and again.
Cheers Dave.
No Tankers just a womble Kart with a 24 v merlin. out riggers jocky wheels ,and kiss my backside on the tailgate ,stainless steel rims gold plated gear knob and a toaster ,that took care of the tool box work it out
hiya,
Two old ■■■■■ indeed, who do you think you’re talking to, you cheeky young whippersnapper.
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Two old ■■■■■ indeed, who do you think you’re talking to, you cheeky young whippersnapper.
thanks harry long retired.
He’s at least ten years older than you Harry,gets his TV licence for nowt.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave my next TV licence will be half free 74th, birthday May licence due September so should have only about seven months to pay for, does that make me old or very old, got to admit i do feel the latter on a good day, dead on a bad day.
thanks harry long retired.
It still makes you an old ■■■■ you should go on the TV with your licence and join Grumpy old men,
hiya,
Grumpy old man, that’s fighting talk, i’ll have you know the youngest grandchildren call me “Happy Harry” or i think thats what they’re saying although i do suffer from Atkinson “ear” a bit, but the old lady reckons i can hear what i want to hear,and i would’nt dare argue with her.
thanks harry long retired.
Hi Harry,
What’s it with these people from the sarf east,they are very warlike,is it because thats the area that Captain Mannering came from. 
Cheers Dave.
Harry use logic, if he is old as the person he uses for his handle, Rita Haywood, he must be a least a hundred, and boy oh boy how on earth can he call us two pussycats grumpy old men, it is certainly the pot calling the kettle black! 
Hi Norm,
He’s probably due a telegram from the Queen fairly soon.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Tell you what Norm if that doddery old geezer Sinbin keeps having a go at us i’ll bolt my machine gun on my Zimmer frame and set off down sarf i’m only a ■■■■ stride from the A1 and have booked a bed at Kate’s Cabin could’nt do it in one hit now, just hope my boots last the journey, the Jarrow lads walked it and so can I, and i’ve got a few miles start on them lads.
thanks harry long retired.
Hi Harry & Norm,
Suppose you have to put it down to his advancing years,chilblains,gout and all the other ailments people of a great age such as him get. 
Cheers Dave.
This old geezer still plays rugby every other week ,for a vets team ,come down and I will show you old boys some moves .no zimmers alowed on our pitch only real MEN with BALLS
What do you do the rest of the week,have your hand up a cows ■■■,thats what most Vets do.
hiya,
Er’ surely odd shaped balls, rugby??.
thanks harry long retired.
Common Rita you might play with them, but have them that is debatable, but you could be telling the truth about rugby, if I can remember there is a few teams with the word “OLD” in front of them.