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hiya,
Dave, theres a shopkeeper who had a J Arthur Rank in his till and is telling his customers he’d just come into some money.
thanks harry long retired.
Nice one Harry.Will sort some more out,only trouble is they take a long time to type.
Cheers Dave.
Dave you are not a one finger wizard like me? 
hiya,
Norm i was good with two fingers when on the road, usually when in conflict with idiot drivers.
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Norman Ingram:
Dave you are not a one finger wizard like me?
I certainly am Norm,half the time Ive typed a couple of lines and when I look up,it’s in bloody capitals,never mind it keeps me finger busy,I refrain from giving other drivers any hand signals like Harry nowadays,because you don’t know what fruitcake is driving a vehicle these days. 
Cheers Dave.
You are correct on that dave, did you see that artic tanker pushing that car down the motorway, the car was sideway on it was on the news today, he did not just hit it, he kept his foot down and still going at speed, do you think he lost his rag.
Seen it Norm,same as you,on the news,also on the professional forum,there’s one or two got it on youtube,how he can’t see or realise he’s pushing a car like that is beyond me.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Would be impossible not to know that you was pushing a motor sideways like that, if something like a bird flies into your motor it alerts you, there must have been one hell of a thud when they came together, on the telly the stoplights looked like they was illuminated, certainly brighter than just tail lights.
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Dave & Harry I hope that driver never gets near a lorry again, he was a idiot, people like that give our chosen profession a bad name. 
Norman Ingram:
Dave & Harry I hope that driver never gets near a lorry again, he was a idiot, people like that give our chosen profession a bad name.
I reckon he were a snow plough driver
hiya,
Anybody heard anything more about the accident??, anyone hurt etc, bet the car tyres had flat spots.
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No Harry not a sausage since I saw that clip, someone will say if it comes up again.
hiya,
Funny that Norm you would have thought something like that would have been quite newsworthy, it just seems to have died the death, but i suppose it’s not a nice way to hit the headlines.
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It is strange, it might be killed under the secrecy act, the driver noticed these bombers fixing up bombs in the car, and took them for a ride until he saw a police car? 
hiya,
Very logical thinking Norm, i would never have thought of something like that,and i would never have credited a Northamptonian enough brain to have thought of that being a possibilty.
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Just shows you Harry, you do not realise what a inteligent, smart, goodlooking modest friend you have made. 
Harry it was in the daily mirror yesterday, women vet 31 found herself in front of the lorry, it was Arclid transport Sandbach, he drove over a mile before pulling into the side, then reversed back, opened the door of the car, she had phoned up the police crying for help, she thought she was going to die, he askes if he needed to stop, she said yes, she had phoned the police, no injury just exchanged insurance. He is suspended subject to a investigation. “Bit Fishy”
hiya,
Thanks for the info Norm, but the Daily Mirror!!, have you got a flat cap, whippet and a packet of Woodbines to go with it, you’ve got to have the ambience if you read the “Mirror” i take the Sun actually, it’s got a better class of t""ts on page three.
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