Dave the Renegade:
Chris Webb:
Dave the Renegade:
Had a couple of holidays at Chapel St Leonards about twenty years ago,once had a week at Skegness,as you say not the finest,a bit like a mini Blackpool on the East Coast,Bingo and Chip oil’s every few yards. Saw Bobby Davro at the Maid Marion club at Chapel,di stop by Mablethorpe once seemed ok,but anywhere’s nice on a nice day,haven’t had many of those the last three summers. 
Cheers Dave.
I used to work on a farm not far from Chapel St Leonards and went out with one or two of the local maidens - no,I won’t bother going any further,end of conversation 
What a pity Chris,could have been interesting,hearing about your mispent youth.
Cheers Dave.
One day maybe Dave.Sufficient to say I spent more time riding a bloody Fergie diesel than a Lincs girl - cab happy,without a cab
Chris Webb:
Dave the Renegade:
Chris Webb:
Dave the Renegade:
Had a couple of holidays at Chapel St Leonards about twenty years ago,once had a week at Skegness,as you say not the finest,a bit like a mini Blackpool on the East Coast,Bingo and Chip oil’s every few yards. Saw Bobby Davro at the Maid Marion club at Chapel,di stop by Mablethorpe once seemed ok,but anywhere’s nice on a nice day,haven’t had many of those the last three summers.
Cheers Dave.
I used to work on a farm not far from Chapel St Leonards and went out with one or two of the local maidens - no,I won’t bother going any further,end of conversation
What a pity Chris,could have been interesting,hearing about your mispent youth.
Cheers Dave.
One day maybe Dave.Sufficient to say I spent more time riding a bloody Fergie diesel than a Lincs girl - cab happy,without a cab
When you think back Chris,those bloodt tractors were starvation. I only helped out on farms at nights or weekends,used to get asked to take a tractor about twenty miles each way to another farm of theirs to fetch a baler or whatever,usually in the winter to park in the buildings,freezing cold,talk about being young and dull,the things you do for a bit of cash. 
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Never did much with agricutural type tractors but did deliver one via the road system about 25 miles, it was Ford thing with a front loading bucket and a back digging out thing the weather was bad and i was being picked up by one of the van lads to get me home, it was a freezing cold trip and the roads was being salted the thing was covered in salt spray when i parked it on pre-arranged farmland, on Monday morning it looked brand new the farm animals had licked every bit of muck off the thing even must have put their feet on the tyres because the cab was even licked clean, and that gentleman was the one and only time i can lay claim to having a spotless clean motor.
thanks harry long retired.
Hi Harry,
They can have the tractors,never liked them as a boy,used to drive them lime spreading as well as the lorry,hated having to move the tractor and spreader in the evenings,the boss would take me or one of the other drivers after we parked up with the lorries to fetch the tractor and spreader back,which sometimes was a long way,and it only did 15 mph,not like these modern things,you didn’t miss anything by not having anything to do with them,keep em in the fields I say.
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
What about the fish as well
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Hey Chris I knew Swifts was from Skeggy, but what has it got to do with Mablethorpe 
Also if you and Dave was a frequent visitor there, it must have been my safety valve in my brain that kept me out of harms way, by steering me away from that place. 
Norm yu had a lucky escape,if Chris hadn’t have run you down on his tractor,the chips would have got you.
Cheers Dave.
Skeggy was only a few miles down the coast from Mablethorpe.It was known as Nottingham by the Sea or “eyup me owd duck” resort.Thousands of Notts,Leicester and Derby holidaymakers descended on the place by train,Bartons,Skills,Robin Hood and even by car.Bags of fanny,fish and chips,legover,beer,bingo,ghost trains,more legover/kneetremblers,more beer,■■■■ and another sha* afore you went home.Great being a local around there 
So I’ve been told… 
I was a good lad when I lived in Sheffield and the Peak District,it was Lincolnshire that led me astray 
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hiya,
Just knew the truth would out Chris, after reading that lot i’m proud to be a blameless Lancastrian, well i’m only able to call myself a semi-skilled Lancastrian now i’ve lived up here over half my lifespan.
thanks harry long retired.
hiya,
Think you can count me out of ever becoming a saint Norm have been a naughty boy at the seaside once or twice myself but on the opposite coast under the pier at Blackpool but i was only a lad.
thanks harry long retired.
Thats OK Harry, just sat three hail marys and you sins will be forgiven, I myself went to blackpool on a day trip with a young lady and after being a little tired after going around the sights in 1959, we rested on the beach and fell a sleep, we woke up a couple of hours later, just in time to see the coach going down the road, The girl was worried, but I said no problem, pickup a piece of cardboard and wrote Lorry driver in trouble, and took the local bus to the outskirts, and was in a lorry when our bus pulled into the hollies cafe, my girl thought I was a hero. 
hiya,
That was my trouble Norm, did’nt fall asleep so it was the bird who was in trouble, had a few old Jags in my younger days and only lived about an hour from Blackpool that was going and when i got a few jars down my neck i could get back home in about half that in the wee small hours of the morning.
thanks harry long retired.
hiya,
Norm, randy old sod, how can you be old and randy do you know i’ve been visited by the phantom gelder namely “Old Father Time” but at least his method of removing the ■■■■■■■■ is painless.
thanks harry long retired.
hiya,
Norm shhh if Chris hears you he won’t offer us any more work i was banking on a couple of Middle East jobs coming up and you knowing the job would show me the ropes, i’ve still got a passport, but you’ll have to make sure there’s some good digs en-route i never cabbed it when i was a lad and no way am i going to start now, preferably half a bed ones it might get something stirring.
thanks harry long retired.
Paddy’s in pub telling his mates about joiniing the army and his first parachute jump.
Paddy describes "we were about 30,000 ft up yhen one by one thet started to jump,when it ws my turn I couldn’t jump-no way! Then this huge black guy pulled out his 12 inch ■■■■ n cried out "Paddy if you don’t f**king jump I’ll stick this up your ■■■.
Paddy’s mate asked “well did you jump ?. Paddy replies " just a bit when it first went in”!.
■■■■■■ now available in powder form to put in your tea.
Does eff all for your erections,but it stops your biscuits going soft !
Undertaker to bereaved husband "when did you first notice tour wife was dead ".
"Well “he replies " the ■■■ was the same but the dishes were starting to pile up”!
