Cheers Dave.Hi Norm,
I was a good shot with a gun,also played darts. Never played bowls,not done much with skittles,to far to go from here to a skittle alley,plus years ago had othe interests,didn’t have to aim very hard. 
Dave I know skittle alleys,played in one at a pub near Western on the green on the A43 which is now A4300, but our skittles are played on a leather bound table with a netted guard over the top and sides, with nine box wood pins which is ten feet away, and you throw 3 cheeses made of box wood, if you are very good at it you can score 27, 9x9 x9 knock nine down replace, replace, then your opponent goes, and you play five legs, so you can tin hat and win 5-0 and you get a point each team member who wins and a point for the highest winning team score. hope you understand it.
hiya,
That is more complex than i could attempt Norm, are you sure you don’t need to be conservant with brain surgery to play that game, Egyptian PT is my only skill nowadays i do practice the minute my old lady leaves the house.
thanks harry long retired.
Hi Norm & Harry,
Never played anything on a leather table,seen a few in leather mini skirts years ago,did have a dabble at that 
highly recommend that,especially in the back of an A35 van.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Better on a sheepskin rug, er no thats nearly like sheep shagging, pass.
thanks harry long retired.
Never got involved with sheep Harry,its a long way round to kiss em.
Cheers Dave.
Harry you old b*gger you slipped that rug one, in quite well, it left poor old Dave nearly speechless, but like a true ex-trucker, he recovered really well. 
Hi Norm,
With the life Ive had,you learn to roll with the punches and duck and dive.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Norm i think Dave is more than man enough to put me in my place, and i’m easy beat these days even my youngest grandaughter she’s 4 can get me on my knees and does very often.
thanks harry long retired.
Hi Harry,
I can talk tough,but talk is cheap,and so is ■■■■■■■■■.
Cheers Dave.
Well dave that is one thing, that comes out of both holes, most of truckers have spread a great deal of it, in their time on the road, the only trouble is some of them believed what they were saying was true, they could not distingquish between fact & fiction. 
Hi Norm,
I think the old bull and banter is part of lorrydrivers makeup. Probably all those hours on the road on your own,nothing else to while away other than concentrate on the road and think up tall stories to tell your pals,shame that I can’t write ■■■■■■■■■ with the proper spelling on here.
Cheers Dave.
Dave shall we ask Harry, he has degree’s in the art of bulls**t, and sure to give you some good pointers!
Norman Ingram:
Dave shall we ask Harry, he has degree’s in the art of bulls**t, and sure to give you some good pointers!
Norm,I would say first class with honours,probably got a Doctrate in the art of being a Bulljockey. I would think a trip to the Palace can’t be far away,arise Sir Harry. 
Cheers Dave.
Dave, I do not know if Harry will be knighted, but I have heard his misses has crowned him a few time, when he poured himself into the house.
hiya,
They could shove any honours as far up their jacksie’s as is humanly possible, always been known as Big “H” to me thats better than a title, thats big as in fat git or was for a long time the “C” thingy dragged the weight off a bit, but am manageing to put it on again, it’s great when the medics are happy that i’m not losing weight.
thanks harry long retired.
Good on you Harry,glad to hear that someone else is big as in fat. I’m not grossly overweight,but am over 16 stone and was 6 ft,would be healthier if I lost about 3 stone,but never mind. Glad that you Doc is pleased with you,we will cancel the knighthood,just award you a badge of courage for your red and rust exploits.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Pal of mine has a pet gorilla and up to recently it was always friendly, but has been getting a bit aggressive of late, Vets decision is now that it’s in it’s teens it’s becoming frustrated and needs mating, another acquaintance of mine is known to shag anything and agreed to do the job for a tenner on the understanding that there would be a bag over it’s head and somebody in the next room with a gun in case the thing went off it, Mick had been doing the job for about ten minutes when he started shouting “help” the guy with the gun dashes in wanting to know if he has to blast the ape, Mick says no just pull the bag off i want to kiss it.
thanks harry long retired.
Did you kiss it Harry come to that did you ever marry it, :l sorry Harry ol: , I am in a mischievous mood to night.
hiya
Norm, i’m not telling you, i’ve been accused of many things in my time but you’re not getting me on ■■■■■■■■■■, and if you don’t know what i mean look up sheep shagging,
thanks harry long retired.