harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave thanks for that, if you ever want any tips on how to treat the fairer ■■■ i’m your man, all good stuff, no rubbish and i’m cheap, a sort of marriage guidance counsellor what i don’t know about maritial problems could be written on a pin head.
thanks harry long retired.
Harry I think you should recount all your experiences with women,then write an A to Z guide in how to deal with them. Hope it doesn’t give you nightmares. 
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave if i had to put pen to paper on the subject of marriage guidance and anybody was crazy enough to read it the divorce courts would have to work double shifts to clear the backlog i would create.
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave if i had to put pen to paper on the subject of marriage guidance and anybody was crazy enough to read it the divorce courts would have to work double shifts to clear the backlog i would create.
thanks harry long retired.
Hi Harry,
Just think of all the commission the lawyers would give you,for putting work their way.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave, you are a bit amiss there mate “lawyers give” i don’t think so i’d most likely come away owing them money.
thanks harry long retired.
Eyup Lads,I’ve found this to keep the thread slightly on track Sorry it’s not a bigger picture.
hiya,
Nearly forgot there Chris, fogot this was supposed to be about old Norm nipping off to places out east.
thanks harry long retired.
Am I bothered,no, but I have parked near those wagons quite a few times in the past, I think someone put a big photo with ■■■■ on it further back, he never mentioned a wife or kids to me, but he liked his drink and women, and was one of the best cadgers I ever knew, he did not like spending his money on keeping the wagon running, if he could beg steal or borrow or make do, he would, but he could tell good stories, he would be a hit on here if still a live, he reminded me of popeye without the muscules. ha ha ha.
hiya,
There you go Norm, i’ve got you back on the road again, but i can’t find you a Leyland so you’ll have to make do with a new Scania, i know you won’t be happy about that but they’ve got a better shed to leave at the side of the road for some homeless middle eastern gentleman to turn into a des res.
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Nearly forgot there Chris, fogot this was supposed to be about old Norm nipping off to places out east.
thanks harry long retired.
Right that’s enough about Notts wagons,let’s go back to talking rubbish 
Hi Norm, If its a leyland your looking for you can always borrow mine to get around, but there aint much room for a pay load, but it dose have a slid out super kingsize bed that will sleep yourself & three birds to keep you nice & warm. Cheers Mel PS its in the middle east at the moment Rotherham & has been to the far east Cleethorpes a few times
hiya,
You’re correct as usual Chris, sensible i don’t do very well, i’m more of an expert talking rubbish, just ask my old lady she’ll put you right, she tells everybody i’m round the bend, by the way does tipping/loading in Norwich count as being out East.
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
You’re correct as usual Chris, sensible i don’t do very well, i’m more of an expert talking rubbish, just ask my old lady she’ll put you right, she tells everybody i’m round the bend, by the way does tipping/loading in Norwich count as being out East.
thanks harry long retired.
Yes Harry,Far East was Norwich/Yarmouth/Lowestoft etc.Middle East was Lincoln,Corby etc.Near East was Worksop
hiya,
Chris do’s that mean i can add Sandman to my CV and drink in the same class of pubs as old Norm and treat myself to a set of bowls.
thanks harry long retired.
I must say with hand on my heart Chris that you bunch of lads are without doubt the world experts on the subject of talking rubbish, I humbly admit that I am far behind you in this subject, but with time and more chit chat with you expert twaddle makers, that in a year or two, I may rise to the heights that you ex- truckers have achieved. 
harry_gill:
hiya,
Chris do’s that mean i can add Sandman to my CV and drink in the same class of pubs as old Norm and treat myself to a set of bowls.
thanks harry long retired.
Aye,you are in the same eastern class as Sandman Norman,Harry if you tipped/loaded in Norwich,so get in a better boozer and buy a set of really top class bowls ready for spring.
Chris I doubt if old Harry can bend down to bowl, anyway the whisky in his blood may cause him to topple over, thus injurying the poor old fellow, please have a little respect for him, and try not to get my mate too excited, we do not want him going into hospital, we need him on these threads, and besides that, "Flowers are too dear at this time of the year.
Hi Norm,
Is it true you had to have experience in playing marble’s to be a bowl’s player,same principal.
Cheers Dave
Yes Dave I have played many a game of marbles on my way to school, all along the cobbled gutter, and keeping them from going down the drain. If you read it, I told you a tale of trying to advoid eating a sheeps eye, and swopping it for a marble in my pocket, and swallowing that instead, by the way I got it back and it did not smell after I washed it.
Hi Norm,
Don’t think the kids of today would know much about marbles,more into gadgets and games played on these things,got to admit I quite liked marbles,got a bag full of them here somewhere,will have to start a craze with them,then flog them.
Cheers Dave.
Dave do you know what, I think my ability to judge and hit things was down to marbles, at darts, skittles, snooker, and bowls, I even believe that was down to me being a marksman in the REME, I was deadeyed ■■■■ when I had a marble in front of my thumb and resting on my two fingers, nothing was safe from me within the six feet range, I gave a bag full to my grandaughters, they did play with them, but then lost interest after a month. 