No harry I was not thinking along those lines, just some of your conquests were a little iffey. 
hiya,
Don’t you mean VERY iffey.
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Harry would I insult you like that?, no not to my lancaster/ Geordy buddy never in a million years, not much anyway. 
hiya,
Yes, Norm you would insult me at every opportunity but as they say i’ve skin like an armadillo and a back like an ox.
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By God Harry, the way you discribe yourself, you are all animal. , it is a good job I do not believe that.
hiya,
An animal Norm yes i am, my old lady says i’m a tiger in bed.
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Harry you are not the tiger esso said was in your tank, when we would go and fill up?
hiya,
Not a tiger in the tank Norm, only in bed and occasionally over the bonnet.
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You are getting confused Harry, it is your stripe pyjamers that you wear, she said you look like a tiger, not you ■■■■ like a tiger, you got you “Ls” mixed with your “Fs”.
hiya,
Pyjama’s Norm??, i don’t think so i’m an all action guy, ever ready, can you still buy the things they’re like sleeping in a sleeping bag, nothing worse for guaranteeing a sleepless night had to wear them when using digs but when at home the only thing i wear is a splash of Brut.
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Ha ha I bet your wife moves over when you get in bed. 
hiya,
Yes she does Norm just to get close, nowt wrong with a cuddle if i live to hit a ton i’ll still enjoy a cuddle.
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Harry I suppose she don’t mind a cuddle, its when you keep poking her in the back she gets anoyed. . Chap in a mental hospital was caught by a nurse, with his weapon between two Biscuits, she said what are you doing, he replied I’m F***ING CRACKERS.
hiya,
Once delivered a part load of cleaning materials to a mental hospital near where i live, i was putting the items at the edge of the trailer for the “residents” to carry into the stores, one old guy must have been 70ish came up to the trailer side but did’'nt pick a package up and started to walk away, when i told him he’d forgotten his package he walked back and put his face about six inches from mine and said i’ve been here since i was ten got a job at fifteen on a local farm they would’nt let me start saying i was’nt safe be to out on my own, and you think i’m going to start now F O, now tell me who was the one in the wrong place me or him.
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my dad used to sing this old song when he had a few its very old but the thread reminded me it goes like this
I was outside a lunatic asylum one day I had a job of breaking up stones
a man comes up and says to me good morning mister jones
how much a week do you get for doing that 50 bob a week I cried
he nodded his and turned around and this is what he cried
come inside ya silly fella come inside I thought you had a bit more sense
working for a living take my tip act a bit silly and become a lunatic
you get your meals quite regular and two new suis beside
come inside ya silly fella come inside
I think I got all the words right
hiya,
Tell you what ubym344 with your song and my story it makes you wonder which side of the fence is the best bet, although my old woman says i should be locked away sometimes.
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ubym344, I will let you into a secret, some of the ones who come on our threads, (SHUSH) are already in those places, I let you guess who they are! 
hiya,
Not locked in there all the time Norm, get out occasionally when i’ve behaved myself and if the old lady isn’t looking.
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Hush Harry do not give the game away.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Not locked in there all the time Norm, get out occasionally when i’ve behaved myself and if the old lady isn’t looking.
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hiya,
Just like i said once before you don’t have to be a loon to be on here Norm but it sure as hell helps, i’m quite happy being ga ga.
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