Dozy has shut two motorways in Paris, go to the Euro forum for more information and updates.
dozy:
Has anyone ever suffered with it , I’m getting worse , spend all my time looking in mirrors thinking has it moved , pulling in checking straps all the time , I thought I’d get used to it in time , but getting more paranoid by the day , don’t fill comfortable at all, frightens me really , keep thinking if that slab of concrete falls off that frame it will kill someone .
I guess you can only try something different to know , but feel much more relaxed with something enclosed in box , taut , coke , w powder etc behind me .
stick a few extra straps on it, it wont fall off unless you drive like a ■■■■
Conor:
Quit driving lorries, you’re clearly not cut out for it. Seriously dozy I think its time for you to find something else completely different to do for a living that doesn’t involve driving lorries. You seem to have a problem with just about every single part of the job.
+1
dozy’s own apparent lack of competence aside, from what I have gathered his current situation & job with Stobart’s is…
a) damaging his health.
b) damaging his marriage.
c) making him a danger to other road users.
d) making him a danger to himself.
e) going to land him with a fine over an infringement laden drivers card.
Dozy, for the love of god, take your notice in with you tomorrow morning 
Not sure if Dozy is genuine or not, but it’s nice to read a post that isn’t another angry rant. Pretty sick of the increasing number so posters who only want to be negative. 
So I think Dozy is either a comedy Genius, or he is somebody who genuinely wants help and advice, which is something this web-site should be about, not slagging off any driver who doesn’t come up to the fine standards of the trucking Gods on here.
So if you’re genuine Dozy, I assume you’re doing concrete slabs, I never found it a bad load for security, but it’s not for everybody. Where I worked we had a driver start who’d only ever done Supermarket work, I think he’d been driving trucks for about 20 years. The boss put him on with the shunter/loader to start off, so he could learn the job. But after a couple of weeks he handed on his notice saying exactly the same that he kept worrying about the load.
However if you’re just having a wind up Dozy, then good on you. 
muckles:
Not sure if Dozy is genuine or not, but it’s nice to read a post that isn’t another angry rant. Pretty sick of the increasing number so posters who only want to be negative.So I think Dozy is either a comedy Genius, or he is somebody who genuinely wants help and advice, which is something this web-site should be about, not slagging off any driver who doesn’t come up to the fine standards of the trucking Gods on here.
So if you’re genuine Dozy, I assume you’re doing concrete slabs, I never found it a bad load for security, but it’s not for everybody. Where I worked we had a driver start who’d only ever done Supermarket work, I think he’d been driving trucks for about 20 years. The boss put him on with the shunter/loader to start off, so he could learn the job. But after a couple of weeks he handed on his notice saying exactly the same that he kept worrying about the load.
However if you’re just having a wind up Dozy, then good on you.
10/10 
from professional drivers forum to care in the community forum , if i had that many concerns with life i would never leave the house
dozy:
Has anyone ever suffered with it , I’m getting worse , spend all my time looking in mirrors thinking has it moved , pulling in checking straps all the time , I thought I’d get used to it in time , but getting more paranoid by the day , don’t fill comfortable at all, frightens me really , keep thinking if that slab of concrete falls off that frame it will kill someone .
I guess you can only try something different to know , but feel much more relaxed with something enclosed in box , taut , coke , w powder etc behind me .
Please don’t go back on the merrydown. 
muckles:
he is somebody who genuinely wants help and advice, which is something this web-site should be about, not slagging off any driver who doesn’t come up to the fine standards of the trucking Gods on here.
+1
So many solid expert professionals on here who seem to delight in slagging off and insulting anyone who asks what they perceive to be a “stupid” question. Some of them are so vocal about “driving standards” they must have a spare room dedicated to solely store and display all the superior driving awards they’ve won!
Although having said that, ive long since thought that dozy is making all this up for a reaction. He’s comedy gold and an expert at getting at least 3 pages from the weirdest of posts!
Contraflow:
Conor:
Quit driving lorries, you’re clearly not cut out for it. Seriously dozy I think its time for you to find something else completely different to do for a living that doesn’t involve driving lorries. You seem to have a problem with just about every single part of the job.+1
McDonald’s are always setting on and you’ll probably get a pay rise too.
Dozy, someone of your calibre needs a job with no responsibility. Just make sure you pull those fries out when the beeper sounds. Easy. You’ll be fine.
Never fails to make me LMFO!!
wee gordy:
A lot of docs on here dozy is reelin u lot in
It certainly seems that way.
It’s gone to 3 pages now and he has only made the initial post, must be chuckling away to himself 
steelgoon:
wee gordy:
A lot of docs on here dozy is reelin u lot inIt certainly seems that way.
It’s gone to 3 pages now and he has only made the initial post, must be chuckling away to himself
Poor dozy is on pre mod so even if he wanted to answer he is at the mercy of the mods. That’s why his threads are sometimes 3/4 days past when he actually posted them.
Time to take dozy off pre mod been a long time now, dude done his crime and has served his time. Free dozy!
Absolutely.
Free the Dozy one from pre mod campaign just about to start me thinks.
Then more hilarity will happen sooner.
And Dozy if by a slim chance it really really does worry you, give up driving as it does not seem to be your true vocation .
dozy:
Has anyone ever suffered with it , I’m getting worse , spend all my time looking in mirrors thinking has it moved , pulling in checking straps all the time , I thought I’d get used to it in time , but getting more paranoid by the day , don’t fill comfortable at all, frightens me really , keep thinking if that slab of concrete falls off that frame it will kill someone .
I guess you can only try something different to know , but feel much more relaxed with something enclosed in box , taut , coke , w powder etc behind me .
check if ARLA needs Tank drivers
Immigrant:
dozy:
Has anyone ever suffered with it , I’m getting worse , spend all my time looking in mirrors thinking has it moved , pulling in checking straps all the time , I thought I’d get used to it in time , but getting more paranoid by the day , don’t fill comfortable at all, frightens me really , keep thinking if that slab of concrete falls off that frame it will kill someone .
I guess you can only try something different to know , but feel much more relaxed with something enclosed in box , taut , coke , w powder etc behind me .check if ARLA needs Tank drivers
Arla do milk not military conflict.
3 wheeler:
Free the Dozy one from pre mod campaign just about to start me thinks.
Right, what’s the email for the editor of the Sun, Mirror, Daily Star and the one for the prime minister…? From memory they were the main people involved in the free whats-her-name from Corrie Street campaign!
xichrisxi:
Immigrant:
dozy:
Has anyone ever suffered with it , I’m getting worse , spend all my time looking in mirrors thinking has it moved , pulling in checking straps all the time , I thought I’d get used to it in time , but getting more paranoid by the day , don’t fill comfortable at all, frightens me really , keep thinking if that slab of concrete falls off that frame it will kill someone .
I guess you can only try something different to know , but feel much more relaxed with something enclosed in box , taut , coke , w powder etc behind me .check if ARLA needs Tank drivers
Arla do milk not military conflict.
Army does Milk in Coffee. Doesn’t they?
The-Snowman:
muckles:
he is somebody who genuinely wants help and advice, which is something this web-site should be about, not slagging off any driver who doesn’t come up to the fine standards of the trucking Gods on here.+1
So many solid expert professionals on here who seem to delight in slagging off and insulting anyone who asks what they perceive to be a “stupid” question. Some of them are so vocal about “driving standards” they must have a spare room dedicated to solely store and display all the superior driving awards they’ve won!
Although having said that, ive long since thought that dozy is making all this up for a reaction. He’s comedy gold and an expert at getting at least 3 pages from the weirdest of posts!
I don’t want to show off snowman but I have a driver of the year wristband for 2015 from Mercedes 
, the fact I never drove a hgv in 2015 is irrelevant in my eyes the wrist band is enough for me.
to the topic, dozy look at it this way (I used to) with concrete and flats you can see the load yes you may get ‘is it moving syndrome’ but you can see it, in a box you cant or a taut.
look at the positives rather than the negatives plus every time you stop to check you clocking up more pay by making the job take longer.
I just love the way he ignites the touch paper then stands back, wonder if he’s doing any comedy festivals in 2016, could be a big name in the next couple of years and doing a panto near you soon lol
I have my suspicions that after years of campaigning to get Dozy off premod to no avail that dozy is the username the moderators and admin use to stir the pot a bit when things go quite.
This begs the question is dozy even real or are these threads just an excuse for mirth and merryment.
I shall continue to believe he is real for my own pleasure as I also believe in santa, the easter bunny, ronnie pickering, the female ■■■■■■ etc…