Been wondering around with what I thought was a standard agency limp for a long while now but after wrenching my knee a couple of weeks ago my GP has finally got the x-rays back, turns out it’s not an ‘agency’ limp, I really have been wandering around on a fractured knee 
and there’s some debris floating around in there too 
ho, hum, maybe they’ll stop fobbing me off with painkillers & ‘keep using it’ and start putting it right.
hide it with a Waitrose bag 
Instead of driving in your hi viz, break the habit of an agency lifetime, take it off , and wrap it tight around your knee like some kind of hi visibility sprain bandage 
that way you stop looking a ■■■■ and get some relief at the same time, …double bubble…You’re welcome 
You’re about to be sent to the local hospital for a procedure known as an Arthuroscopy, basically flush any debris from out of your knee cavity.
You won’t be driving for at least two weeks after it.
Wifey and sister in law have both had this done, several times on both knees in the case of the sister in law
bigdave789:
You’re about to be sent to the local hospital for a procedure known as an Arthuroscopy, basically flush any debris from out of your knee cavity.
You won’t be driving for at least two weeks after it.
Wifey and sister in law have both had this done, several times on both knees in the case of the sister in law
Not only does wifey get on her knees, but brings sister along? Respect mate.
Eagerbeaver will be along shortly to ask for video clips
PaulNowak:
Not only does wifey get on her knees, but brings sister along? Respect mate.Eagerbeaver will be along shortly to ask for video clips
I have no doubt Dave will be the one holding the camera, with the cling film on standby
peirre:
PaulNowak:
Not only does wifey get on her knees, but brings sister along? Respect mate.Eagerbeaver will be along shortly to ask for video clips
I have no doubt Dave will be the one holding the camera, with the cling film on standby
Well this is digressing nicely
PaulNowak:
bigdave789:
You’re about to be sent to the local hospital for a procedure known as an Arthuroscopy, basically flush any debris from out of your knee cavity.
You won’t be driving for at least two weeks after it.
Wifey and sister in law have both had this done, several times on both knees in the case of the sister in lawNot only does wifey get on her knees, but brings sister along? Respect mate.
Eagerbeaver will be along shortly to ask for video clips
I’m confused. Calling wimmin ‘crumpet’ is bad, but making lewd comments about someone’s wife and sister is ok?
Oh I dont know. I’m on holiday. Leathered.
Yipeee! Just downloaded the footage. Erm, hang on a minute…
Christ…that’s my Mum and Auntie Rose!
I can see why they called you by your name then.
I’d have stuck with Rover, to be honest.
PaulNowak:
Oh I dont know. I’m on holiday. Leathered.
Strange place to go on holiday . . Leatherhead.
I thought he meant that his head was made of leather.
Duty pedant reporting for duty…it’s Arthroscopy 
I think Arthur O’Scopy starred in a sitcom back in the 60’s …or was that Arthur Haynes ■■..giving my age away now 
eagerbeaver:
I thought he meant that his head was made of leather.
Shurrup
On the subject of Leatherhead…here’s 10 places you wouldn’t admit to living in 
matadornetwork.com/life/10-place … oure-from/
All this knee trembling problems seems abit Liberal Democtat to me .
My grandfather chopped his knee cap clean off whilst trimming a hay rick during WW2 .
He was home on sick leave after being shot in other leg by our friends the RomBulHun mob .
And id like to say he never moaned about this during rest of his life …
But that was not the case
Waitrose far too upmarket for round here, have to be lidle or aldi. Reckon it’ll take 2 weeks just to get an appointment in orthopaedics then another apppointment for an MRI scan then another wait while they decide what to do…just a wee bit fed up. At least I can look in here for entertainment
eagerbeaver:
I thought he meant that his head was made of leather.
Getting out of here mate. No bloody fun in it anymore. You’ve got my number.
Goldilox:
peirre:
PaulNowak:
Not only does wifey get on her knees, but brings sister along? Respect mate.Eagerbeaver will be along shortly to ask for video clips
I have no doubt Dave will be the one holding the camera, with the cling film on standby
Well this is digressing nicely [emoji38]
I barely get a look in these days such is the speed of digression.