I’m in Norton Canes, and I have a couple of Car transporters either side who think that the lorry park is the best place for shouting at one another (they’re 3 feet apart)
I’m growing increasingly ■■■■■■ off about being prevented from sleeping, seeing as I’m out of here at 01:15am… What should I do to exact a terrible but non criminal revenge when I leave?
claretmatt:
I’m in Norton Canes, and I have a couple of Car transporters either side who think that the lorry park is the best place for shouting at one another (they’re 3 feet apart)I’m growing increasingly ■■■■■■ off about being prevented from sleeping, seeing as I’m out of here at 01:15am… What should I do to exact a terrible but non criminal revenge when I leave?
blast horns as u leave
You could stop being a drama queen and have a word with them 
billybigrig:
You could stop being a drama queen and have a word with them
^^^^ that - be polite but firm
billybigrig:
You could stop being a drama queen and have a word with them
I’m a lover, not a fighter 
Have a word with them, they’ll understand the nature of the job…
claretmatt:
I’m in Norton Canes, and I have a couple of Car transporters either side who think that the lorry park is the best place for shouting at one another (they’re 3 feet apart)I’m growing increasingly ■■■■■■ off about being prevented from sleeping, seeing as I’m out of here at 01:15am… What should I do to exact a terrible but non criminal revenge when I leave?
windows down at 01:00 hrs, kettle on and blast eminen on full blast for fifteen normally does the trick! Then wave as you roll on by! 
Fatboy slimslow:
claretmatt:
I’m in Norton Canes, and I have a couple of Car transporters either side who think that the lorry park is the best place for shouting at one another (they’re 3 feet apart)I’m growing increasingly ■■■■■■ off about being prevented from sleeping, seeing as I’m out of here at 01:15am… What should I do to exact a terrible but non criminal revenge when I leave?
windows down at 01:00 hrs, kettle on and blast eminen on full blast for fifteen normally does the trick! Then wave as you roll on by!
A good Dubstep CD for full effect 
dew:
Fatboy slimslow:
claretmatt:
I’m in Norton Canes, and I have a couple of Car transporters either side who think that the lorry park is the best place for shouting at one another (they’re 3 feet apart)I’m growing increasingly ■■■■■■ off about being prevented from sleeping, seeing as I’m out of here at 01:15am… What should I do to exact a terrible but non criminal revenge when I leave?
windows down at 01:00 hrs, kettle on and blast eminen on full blast for fifteen normally does the trick! Then wave as you roll on by!
A good Dubstep CD for full effect
now were talking!
Wakes them up anyhows, the pig ignorant Richard heads!
claretmatt:
billybigrig:
You could stop being a drama queen and have a word with themI’m a lover, not a fighter
Threaten to give them some lovin’ then and tell them you’ll not be using any lube
8wheels:
claretmatt:
billybigrig:
You could stop being a drama queen and have a word with themI’m a lover, not a fighter
Threaten to give them some lovin’ then and tell them you’ll not be using any lube
8wheels:
claretmatt:
billybigrig:
You could stop being a drama queen and have a word with themI’m a lover, not a fighter
Threaten to give them some lovin’ then and tell them you’ll not be using any lube
As said windows down but get AC/DC or Rose Tattoo full blast on the stereo
Curl one out and smear it over door handle, fifth wheel handle and susies.
Knock on cab door and ask for directions.
Make sure you build the air up on full revs with music on very loudly and also smear the turd all over door handle with a note on windscreen saying next time you will maybe park closer and talk more quietly
Tell them to shut the ■■■■ up, and then may I suggest putting your laptop/tablet/phone down and going to sleep if you have such am early start! 
It’s hardly fair to punish the rest of the drivers trying to sleep by playing loud music etc.
If you still feel that you must exact revenge when you wake up, just knock on their cab doors to wake them up. You’ll probably have calmed down by then though.
Wd40 on their mirrors
Swap there number plates.