Raw egg on the windscreen normally does the trick, especially if its raining!
claretmatt:
I’m in Norton Canes, and I have a couple of Car transporters either side who think that the lorry park is the best place for shouting at one another (they’re 3 feet apart)I’m growing increasingly ■■■■■■ off about being prevented from sleeping, seeing as I’m out of here at 01:15am… What should I do to exact a terrible but non criminal revenge when I leave?
Let their tyres down, no harm will be done as surly they will do pre departure checks 
claretmatt:
I’m in Norton Canes, and I have a couple of Car transporters either side who think that the lorry park is the best place for shouting at one another (they’re 3 feet apart)I’m growing increasingly ■■■■■■ off about being prevented from sleeping, seeing as I’m out of here at 01:15am… What should I do to exact a terrible but non criminal revenge when I leave?
your on the services on the toll road. you or your firm must be very ritch. give them £50 a piece and ask them to go to bed. sure your firm will let you claim it back on expences.
2 x trailer parking brakes applied.
cav551:
2 x trailer parking brakes applied.
claretmatt:
I’m in Norton Canes, and I have a couple of Car transporters either side who think that the lorry park is the best place for shouting at one another (they’re 3 feet apart)
That seems like a real slim truck you have if i’m understanding you right. They’re either side of you and three feet apart?
claretmatt:
I’m growing increasingly ■■■■■■ off about being prevented from sleeping, seeing as I’m out of here at 01:15am…
I’d imagine it is hard to find peace and quiet at the time you posted.
claretmatt:
What should I do to exact a terrible but non criminal revenge when I leave?
Revenge for what? It looks to me like its your own problem.
claretmatt:
I’m in Norton Canes, and I have a couple of Car transporters either side who think that the lorry park is the best place for shouting at one another (they’re 3 feet apart)I’m growing increasingly ■■■■■■ off about being prevented from sleeping, seeing as I’m out of here at 01:15am… What should I do to exact a terrible but non criminal revenge when I leave?
Turn off your fridge and they will not have to shout. lol
Mike-C:
claretmatt:
I’m in Norton Canes, and I have a couple of Car transporters either side who think that the lorry park is the best place for shouting at one another (they’re 3 feet apart)That seems like a real slim truck you have if i’m understanding you right. They’re either side of you and three feet apart?
claretmatt:
I’m growing increasingly ■■■■■■ off about being prevented from sleeping, seeing as I’m out of here at 01:15am…I’d imagine it is hard to find peace and quiet at the time you posted.
claretmatt:
What should I do to exact a terrible but non criminal revenge when I leave?Revenge for what? It looks to me like its your own problem.
Haa…
No, they themselves were standing three feet apart, not the motors
Hope I can one day be anti-social outside your motor when the curtains are drawn, and when you come to the window snarling about the noise, I can tell you it’s actually your problem for being there… 
Quite possibly THE most idiotic post I’ve read here so far though, good effort
spectron:
Swap there number plates.
I’ve decided to go for this one, and banging my cab doors a few times 
claretmatt:
Mike-C:
claretmatt:
I’m in Norton Canes, and I have a couple of Car transporters either side who think that the lorry park is the best place for shouting at one another (they’re 3 feet apart)That seems like a real slim truck you have if i’m understanding you right. They’re either side of you and three feet apart?
claretmatt:
I’m growing increasingly ■■■■■■ off about being prevented from sleeping, seeing as I’m out of here at 01:15am…I’d imagine it is hard to find peace and quiet at the time you posted.
claretmatt:
What should I do to exact a terrible but non criminal revenge when I leave?Revenge for what? It looks to me like its your own problem.
Haa…
No, they themselves were standing three feet apart, not the motors
Hope I can one day be anti-social outside your motor when the curtains are drawn, and when you come to the window snarling about the noise, I can tell you it’s actually your problem for being there…
Quite possibly THE most idiotic post I’ve read here so far though, good effort
Sorry to wake you.I realise now there is a time lapse of an hour and the real time now is 1.15am, so you must of been complaining about noise at 5.30 pm. Sorry about that, you’re right. Fellas shouting at tea time in a lorry park. Its not on. Anyway, lets in on it, what did you do to them ■■
claretmatt:
spectron:
Swap there number plates.I’ve decided to go for this one, and banging my cab doors a few times
Then you are a clown of the highest order. Perhaps these guys were oblivious to their error and a simple word would of elicited a sincere apology.
I do hope your next whiney ■■■ post isn’t about someone titting about with your motor while you “did nothing wrong” 
Steering wheel holders and drivers yet again 
This is so childish dude
have the balls to have a quite polite word with them and if they fail to lissen or adhear then take revenge
Noisy music will just penalise the other drivers there.
To be fair in the day, you can’t expect people to tip toe about, you’re a night tramper get some earplugs! Yeah they’re probly ■■■■■ but most people wouldn’t automatically assume you are asleep. Wind window down and have a word?
Pulling the pin is criminal damage I’d have thought and you may be on camera. Anyone who does this deserves to be locked up in my opinion.
If you cant sleep you aint tired enough.
Nick there wheel arches, lenses, and mirror glass 
Legend_Scania:
Nick there wheel arches, lenses, and mirror glass
I thought about taking one lens off, removing all the bulbs then refitting, unless they are LED of course.
Nah, swapping the number plates is ok, nothing major, just a bit of a laugh and they’ll be wandering like mad what happened. DId you put a curse on them as well? 
Staggering
If I have to be near a wagon with the curtains closed, day or night, I’m as quiet as I possibly can be because it’s a fair assumption that the driver inside is asleep. But some of you think it’s fair game because it was tea time? This is a complete lack of consideration for others.
A previous poster was right, I actually calmed down by the morning and did nothing, but it was a fun distraction to explore the possibilities. Couple of Red Bulls and everything was tickedy-boo.
Some of the holier-than-thou mob on here need to stop wetting thier knickers all the time
claretmatt:
StaggeringSome of the holier-than-thou mob on here need to stop wetting thier knickers all the time
Well said that man!