Harry Monk:
It’s particularly worrying that a police officer doesn’t understand the law here. I posted the relevant section of the Road Traffic Act and now he has disappeared.
I could be parked on the road outside Acme Plastics on a Friday evening and I could be six times over the drink-drive limit, if I had delivery notes showing that I was booked in at 0800 on Monday morning then there’s no offence being committed, even if I had the keys in the ignition, even if I had the engine running to re-charge the batteries, the definition of “drive” is “to operate and control the direction and speed of a motor vehicle”.
Perhaps there should be some type of intelligence test for candidates wishing to become police officers based on English comprehension?
You have nothing to worry about. I fully understand the laws thank you.
I must apologise for disappearing - my life doesn’t revolve around Internet forums. I do have a life.
Give me a shout when you’re next outside Acme Plastics and six times over, with the keys in the ignition and the engine running. You can have your day in court and prove everyone wrong? Deal?
You’re lecturing me on S5, yet you clearly don’t understand it! 
Remember what you posted:
(a)drives or attempts to drive a motor vehicle on a road or other public place, or .
(b)is in charge of a motor vehicle on a road or other public place, .
after consuming so much alcohol that the proportion of it in his breath, blood or urine exceeds the prescribed limit he is guilty of an offence.
So, you don’t have to be driving it. Just being drunk in charge (keys in ignition and engine running) will suffice.
You had the cheek to tell me about an intelligence test on English comprehension! I think it’s you that’s need one, although intelligence and truck driver don’t really go together. 