Unbelievable. Only the mags could get away with this…Some eagle eyed geordie has noticed that their points total is wrong by a point which means they should actually go above Hull. For some obscure reason the draw they played against West Brom in November didn’t go on their points tally. Check it out on the net. It’s right. The mags appealed to the FA late last night. If their claim is upheld it will send Hull down instead…
Carlsberg don’t do texts for delusional geordies but if they did…this would have probably been the best text in the world! 
A Geordie colleague was so distraught at Newcastle being relegated, he was going to throw himself off the Tyne bridge. However when he got there, there was a queue so he’s booked in for a week on Thursday 