Parked on an industrial est/ retail park (on a store’s car park) at Plymouth last night, it looked like it was about to ■■■■ down so decided a night in.
Got out and opened back door as usual noticed nothing.
It rained heavily on and off all night.
I jumped out of cab this morning with torch to check over, and shut back door, looked down at my feet and thought wtf is that?
Some dirty 2hat had taken a crap right under my driver’s side door, how tf I missed standing in it was a miracle, as it was well spread out with all the rain and a complete skitter up .
No…it was not me either,!! I’m the last bloke to leave as much as a sweet wrapper after parking never mind a ■■■■ pool of diarreah. … so some dirty arsed twunt had either done it for a warped soh ‘‘laugh’’ thinking I’d stand in it, or it was a ploy/excuse to stop trucks parking there, photo the evidence build a case ?..
Yeh a bit over the top I know, but why else would anybody do it other than one of those 2 reasons, even if it was not the second reason, it gives them a bloody good excuse to ban trucks I would say.
So somebody will have deffo saw me park there last night, so I’m waiting for a call of our lot. that will be fun.
I just hope there are cameras (never thought I’d say that) there, just to show them that truckers are not the dirty effers this time, and nail the dirty ■■■■■, as you can sure as hell bet whether my truck was noticed or not, it will be ‘‘low life drivers’’ to blame.
Or it was maybe just the ‘Plymouth Phantom S… tter’’ who paid me a visit… they seek him here they seek…etc etc.
robroy:
Parked on an industrial est/ retail park (on a store’s car park) at Plymouth last night, it looked like it was about to ■■■■ down so decided a night in.
Got out and opened back door as usual noticed nothing.
It rained heavily on and off all night.
I jumped out of cab this morning with torch to check over, and shut back door, looked down at my feet and thought wtf is that?
Some dirty 2hat had taken a crap right under my driver’s side door, how tf I missed standing in it was a miracle, as it was well spread out with all the rain and a complete skitter up .
No…it was not me either,!! I’m the last bloke to leave as much as a sweet wrapper after parking never mind a [zb] pool of diarreah. … so some dirty arsed twunt had either done it for a warped soh ‘‘laugh’’ thinking I’d stand in it, or it was a ploy/excuse to stop trucks parking there, photo the evidence build a case ?..
Yeh a bit over the top I know, but why else would anybody do it other than one of those 2 reasons, even if it was not the second reason, it gives them a bloody good excuse to ban trucks I would say.
So somebody will have deffo saw me park there last night, so I’m waiting for a call of our lot. that will be fun.
I just hope there are cameras (never thought I’d say that) there, just to show them that truckers are not the dirty effers this time, and nail the dirty ■■■■■, as you can sure as hell bet whether my truck was noticed or not, it will be ‘‘low life drivers’’ to blame.
Or it was maybe just the ‘Plymouth Phantom S… tter’’ who paid me a visit… they seek him here they seek…etc etc.
I think someone hates truckers or some useless youngsters played a sick prank. [emoji33][emoji2959]
Anyway could‘ve been a sick soul with a frickin big dog…
Who knows [emoji848]
I‘m glad that you saw it before stepping into it and this will probably give you some paranoia.
parked up in a queue to the port at genoa once , got up in the morning and every truck in the line had the same thing (7 or , they had even gone to the bother of doing the right door depending on whether lhd or rhd . there were a lot of immigrants about even then , 2012 ish.
syramax:
parked up in a queue to the port at genoa once , got up in the morning and every truck in the line had the same thing (7 or , they had even gone to the bother of doing the right door depending on whether lhd or rhd . there were a lot of immigrants about even then , 2012 ish.
Glad you said that, I was wondering if I was just being paranoid.
I’m not really it’s just that they’re out to get me.
I came back to my truck after docking in Dover to find someone had taken a crap in a bag and left it very near my door on the bloody boat no less!. Also happened when I was in Germany. I parked at the Autohof where the old Berlin race track used to be. Parked next to a tipper trailer on its own. Woke up the next day to find someone had crapped under neath it. Drivers are disgusting.
that will be fun. 
, they had even gone to the bother of doing the right door depending on whether lhd or rhd . there were a lot of immigrants about even then , 2012 ish.
