Had somebody crap on the’ Cat-walk once.
Funny thing was that I caught him in the act of doing it. literally with his pants down.
largebloke1969:
Which retail park was this at Robroy as I’m down there fairly regularly
One down by the river mate, opposite Morrisons and Maccy Ds.
Can’t remember the name.
SuperMultiBlue:
I’d like to buy this guy a pint.
Yeh, that does not surprise me in the least bud 
…but tell him to crap about a foot to the left next time to achieve his aim, but to wait until you park there after he perfects it. 
(Beard stroking moment)…hmm was it you? 
robroy:
No actual turds to be seen mate, it was full pebbledashing grade.
Sounds like one of the Currys I saw at the Red Lion last night
remy:
This pong should not go unnoticed, well done,
FTFY
Ey mr Roy So after you cleaned it up to keep up our reputation ,what did you do with it 
robroy:
SuperMultiBlue:
I’d like to buy this guy a pint.Yeh, that does not surprise me in the least bud
(Beard stroking moment)…hmm was it you?
robroy:
Parked on an industrial est/ retail park (on a store’s car park) at Plymouth last night, it looked like it was about to ■■■■ down so decided a night in.
Got out and opened back door as usual noticed nothing.
It rained heavily on and off all night.
I jumped out of cab this morning with torch to check over, and shut back door, looked down at my feet and thought wtf is that?
Some dirty 2hat had taken a crap right under my driver’s side door, how tf I missed standing in it was a miracle, as it was well spread out with all the rain and a complete skitter upNo…it was not me either,!! I’m the last bloke to leave as much as a sweet wrapper after parking never mind a [zb] pool of diarreah. … so some dirty arsed twunt had either done it for a warped soh ‘‘laugh’’ thinking I’d stand in it, or it was a ploy/excuse to stop trucks parking there, photo the evidence build a case ?..
Yeh a bit over the top I know, but why else would anybody do it other than one of those 2 reasons, even if it was not the second reason, it gives them a bloody good excuse to ban trucks I would say.So somebody will have deffo saw me park there last night, so I’m waiting for a call of our lot.
that will be fun.
I just hope there are cameras (never thought I’d say that) there, just to show them that truckers are not the dirty effers this time, and nail the dirty ■■■■■, as you can sure as hell bet whether my truck was noticed or not, it will be ‘‘low life drivers’’ to blame.
Or it was maybe just the ‘Plymouth Phantom S… tter’’ who paid me a visit… they seem him here they seek…etc etc.
So you didn’t take a picture just to cover yourself in case they thought it was you
Dna and all that stuff like we are so concerned about our name im suprised at you
nightline:
robroy:
Parked on an industrial est/ retail park (on a store’s car park) at Plymouth last night, it looked like it was about to ■■■■ down so decided a night in.
Got out and opened back door as usual noticed nothing.
It rained heavily on and off all night.
I jumped out of cab this morning with torch to check over, and shut back door, looked down at my feet and thought wtf is that?
Some dirty 2hat had taken a crap right under my driver’s side door, how tf I missed standing in it was a miracle, as it was well spread out with all the rain and a complete skitter upNo…it was not me either,!! I’m the last bloke to leave as much as a sweet wrapper after parking never mind a [zb] pool of diarreah. … so some dirty arsed twunt had either done it for a warped soh ‘‘laugh’’ thinking I’d stand in it, or it was a ploy/excuse to stop trucks parking there, photo the evidence build a case ?..
Yeh a bit over the top I know, but why else would anybody do it other than one of those 2 reasons, even if it was not the second reason, it gives them a bloody good excuse to ban trucks I would say.So somebody will have deffo saw me park there last night, so I’m waiting for a call of our lot.
I just hope there are cameras (never thought I’d say that) there, just to show them that truckers are not the dirty effers this time, and nail the dirty ■■■■■, as you can sure as hell bet whether my truck was noticed or not, it will be ‘‘low life drivers’’ to blame.
Or it was maybe just the ‘Plymouth Phantom S… tter’’ who paid me a visit… they seem him here they seek…etc etc.So you didn’t take a picture just to cover yourself in case they thought it was you
Dna and all that stuff like we are so concerned about our name im suprised at you
I know mate, what was I thinking,… not taking a picture of a pile of ■■■■.
Really don’t know what came over me by not thinking of that idea.