Not me usual lite trollin or ■■■■■■ innuendo post but an event occured that caused me to take stock and realise im not as good a driver as I think I am.
Happened on the A12, usual scenario quite busy but travelling at a good pace 52mph.
Anyway I was on adaptive cruise (for noobs thats the mode where the truck will brake for you and keep a set distance to the vehicle in front, but it does ignore vehicles cutting in).
So im a really safe distance from the truck in front who overtook me earlier and having eased off a bit due to the usual early cut in im back on the acc cruise tootling along, relaxed and enjoying the scenery.
Phone rings and as im on hands free proceed to have a chat with a colleague, usual banter involving how I would like to shag his missus etc.
Van on my offside is overtaking nothing unusual yet but making a bit of a meal of it.
Suddenley van cuts in, instinctively I hit the engine brake as acc hasnt picked him up, van brakes, im blinded to what is happening ahead so have to brake, van brakes harder, I brake harder but being almost full weight the trailer is taking the strain and literally pulling me back.
[I should inject here that when your trailer is pulling you back you are relying on the grip of the trailer wheels, due to the weight and physics involved if these let go its unlikely the unit at 1/4 of the weight will be able to hold it back at speed, leading to a potential jacknife/tea spillage event of massive proportions. Remember braking only slows the revolution of the wheels, slowing the vehicle is a secondary event reliant on grip]
So now im saying on the phone WTF is this ■■■■ doing, this is more than your usual late junction event we are in crash for cash territory now.
Due to the sudden panic lane change by the van I can now see the reason for the harsh braking, the truck I mentioned earlier has broken down and is now beckoning to embrace me in a life changing way.
Luckily the van moving out the way has give me enough braking room to stop and look in the mirror to see my outside lane is clear. So over I go and bizarely the road behind is quite empty.
Hard to put in words but if the van hadnt moved over I doubt I would have been able to stop, que squashed van driver and badly injured me at the least.
Now remember I was on the phone, how would this look at an enquiry.
The following 2 hours drive allowed me to replay this incident and I can only conclude even though I was hands free, my reaction/observation time was affected enough that the van driver would have been my crumple zone if he hadnt moved out the way.
Perhaps we need these near misses to remind us that given the right ingredients no matter how good or relaxed the driving conditions appear to be in reality we are only one lapse of concentration away from death.