Most ridiculous thing you have heard?

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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I can’t say to much about this due to the government secrets act… but I was delivering to a secure military installation, it can’t say anything about the load but it did have a yellow glow. When I got there the security guards couldn’t check my background as my identity had to be protected due to my SAS history. The Sargent came along and waved me threw as i had more security clearence than him… anyway I got to the office and walked in on two female officers lessing off. They panicked when I caught them and let me join in so I would keep there secret.

True story

Hah, if you hadn’t spelt sargeant wrongly you’d have had us there!

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Also it’s the official secrets act you have to sign, due to my time in the Irish SBS if I told you anymore I would have to kill myself.

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i once heard robroy has a following and he is our leader :laughing:

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Flip flop

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Guy I had with me doubled manned was very clever,he came in disguise as a very overweight,very unfit,chain smoking,holes in his dirty tracksuit bottoms wearing second man when actually in real life he owned 2 Lamborghini’s that he raced as part of a racing team every weekend that were kept in his double garage at his 6 bedroomed mansion…he had me right fooled,I’d of certainly never gussed he was so well if off if he hadn’t of told me about 20 times :smiley:

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Dipper_Dave:
Also it’s the official secrets act you have to sign, due to my time in the Irish SBS if I told you anymore I would have to kill myself.

Don’t let us stop you … :wink:

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" I thought I was going to get blown up, so I asked him for a selfie ".

Top man, perfect truck driver material. (Auto class 2 in my opinion).

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9 out of 10 cats prefer margarine :grimacing:

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eagerbeaver:
" I thought I was going to get blown up, so I asked him for a selfie ".

Top man, perfect truck driver material. (Auto class 2 in my opinion).

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-n … d-35923820

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Thanks for posting the link mate.

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Muckaway:
“The load bonus scheme is legal.”

Where is your evidence that it’s not■■?

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tango boy:

Muckaway:
“The load bonus scheme is legal.”

Where is your evidence that it’s not■■?

Tango boy’s new truck below :smiley:

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pete smith:

tango boy:

Muckaway:
“The load bonus scheme is legal.”

Where is your evidence that it’s not■■?

Tango boy’s new truck below :smiley:

Give me that any day of the week :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses:

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tango boy:

pete smith:

tango boy:

Muckaway:
“The load bonus scheme is legal.”

Where is your evidence that it’s not■■?

Tango boy’s new truck below :smiley:

Give me that any day of the week :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses:

On its way pal with two log books!

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Driver-Once-More:

eagerbeaver:
" I thought I was going to get blown up, so I asked him for a selfie ".

Top man, perfect truck driver material. (Auto class 2 in my opinion).

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-n … d-35923820

You got to give him top lad points for this, perhaps the best weapon against terrorism is humour.

Cries of “Allah Ackbar” will now be met with a wave of selfie sticks.

I to have been guilty of performing innapropriate acts during moments of global importance.

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Driver-Once-More:

eagerbeaver:
" I thought I was going to get blown up, so I asked him for a selfie ".

Top man, perfect truck driver material. (Auto class 2 in my opinion).

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-n … d-35923820

I love the fact he’s a health and safety officer! I hope he undertook a rigorous risk assessment first! :smiley:

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Munchkin:
Hah, if you hadn’t spelt sargeant wrongly you’d have had us there!

And if you hadn’t spelled sergeant incorrectly, so would you :wink:

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war1974:
i once heard robroy has a following and he is our leader :laughing:

Leader? :open_mouth: … Now that IS ridiculous, takes me all my time to keep ME in check, never mind you lot. :smiley: …apart from ‘The ■■■■■■■’ that is :smiley: (courtesy of my old mate Truckbling :smiley: )

As for my ‘following’ yeh there’s about 3 of them who always come on here and call me a ■■■■ at every opportunity :smiley: …but I love it really. :smiley:

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Yea, just like a girls school :laughing:

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pete smith:

tango boy:

Muckaway:
“The load bonus scheme is legal.”

Where is your evidence that it’s not■■?

Tango boy’s new truck below :smiley:

No greedy boards,that is so wrong.