DVSA
On a small white car derived van in lane 2 of the mostly empty M27 westbound, 2 males, hi-viz, blathering, lots of hand gestures.
About 15 foot behind that was a hipster in another small van, absent mindedly vaping.
About 15 foot behind that was a gold BMW 1 series, two females, blathering on, lots of hand gestures.
All thee vehicles doing about 55 mph.
I went from lane 1 to lane three then back to lane one. A mile later they were all still in lane 2.
DVSA my rse.
Twoninety88:
Logistics
The word that seemed to bring the end of the transport industry as we knew it.
This 
Looking after your world
Technology Delivering
It’s coming home
Most ridiculous phrase on a vehicle■■?
Iveco
“WE DELIVER”
Really?, I thought that was you probably your job anyway?
Ours don’t have a phrase but we all know to “Follow the Flash”.
Terry T:
How the freck do they get away with that?
Looks like a non mixed race, healthy, child with all its limbs.
I remember one that advertised Industrial Beverages !!!
Not an official sign but on the subject of mis-spelling, on the headboard of one of our trailers was the ironic graffiti " wally the man with no brians "
Graffiti wise, we had
“Free George Davis”
painted on bridges and written in dirt on rear truck doors. Started in London but seemed to be copied everywhere.
The painting was done with brushes not aerosols and most trucks had rope’n’sheet but it worked.
Davis was released from prison after a wrongful conviction. Allegedly the Met stitched him up for a crime he didn’t commit. He was released on appeal, and then went on to persue his career.
I dunno what are the standards for success as an armed robber? But he served another two terms for crimes he did commit.
Off graffiti, I always liked the back doors of Buzzer’s trailers:
“supercaliberfrigologisticsdavies”
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It’s the “corporate” slogans that annoy me,it makes me realise which firms are crap when you see things like this,
Rhys Davis “of course we can”
Walkers transport “can do”
Bedford’s “performance delivered”
Peckovers “we give you results not excuses”
And then to top it all that firm that calls it’s self “ corporate logistics solutions”
I have realised that any firm using the words,solutions,logistics,group,network are normally rubbish to work for…
Why cant firms stick to transport,haulage contracts etc
I suppose they think it sounds better 
. I used to (jokingly) tell people I was a transcontinental logistics operative . truth of it was, I was a white van man who spent a lot of time teararsing round Europe delivering stuff that should have been there yesterday . 
Mazzer2:
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absolute quality . you sir win a mince pie. 
m.a.n rules:
Mazzer2:
0absolute quality . you sir win a mince pie.
Seconded!
Maybe not all that ridiculous, but I was amused when passed by a livestock hauler that had a small sticker on the back door (couldn’t read it once he pulled away a bit) that said “if it sh*ts we shift it”.
Was near Bracelet, so don’t know if it’s local to there.
Ferry Very Good ( no idea what that is supposed to mean ? )
Listening Responding Delivering ( translates as they are STILL ■■■■■■■ it up but will keep trying ) I know what Fowler Welch do but there is not one word on their trailers that tells you anything about the services they can provide
