Just seen one on a van: Driving Reading FC to Victory
Drempels:
Just seen one on a van: Driving Reading FC to Victory
was it broke down? 
Collecting tomorrows deliveries today.
Carryfast’s old slogan before they were taken over by UPS.
Not a lorry but a van who does house clearances and rubbish dumping
******* Rubbish removals
Always makes me smile
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Egg Brakes. on the back of a egg van.
‘I Owe,I Owe’ So off to work i go.’
Back of a flat bed in Hereford.
Whale-Oil-Beef - Hooked 
Phuctiphino took me a while realise.
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Stupid virgin media vans with names on them
Jean Claude van dam
Van diesel
Etc
Winseer:
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Drivers wanted.Top rates paid.
I think they must have meant the “Business Rates” that agency pays for a shop somewhere like Earl Street, Maidstone…
How any firm can afford business rates anywhere that actually has decent passing trade - I don’t know!
Priced out of Earle’s street dude . All in pudding lane … they must know the old house at home will keep the rates down there 
The truck I was following last night had this slogan:-
Always behind our customers.
Doesn’t sound very proactive… you’d have thought their marketing people would have thought it through a bit better…
Think it was Salveson that had ‘thinking and acting european’ on the side - I winced every time I saw it.
albion:
Think it was Salveson that had ‘thinking and acting european’ on the side - I winced every time I saw it.
we all took part in photo shoots for them, there were lots of different slogans on the sides, and these stupid slogans etc dont come cheap salvo blue livery change and the slogans came to over 2 million i remember correctly , so from red to blue and white knock up a few inane slogans and rake it in.
tonyj105:
albion:
Think it was Salveson that had ‘thinking and acting european’ on the side - I winced every time I saw it.we all took part in photo shoots for them, there were lots of different slogans on the sides, and these stupid slogans etc dont come cheap salvo blue livery change and the slogans came to over 2 million i remember correctly , so from red to blue and white knock up a few inane slogans and rake it in.
Come on, then, post yours
albion:
tonyj105:
albion:
Think it was Salveson that had ‘thinking and acting european’ on the side - I winced every time I saw it.we all took part in photo shoots for them, there were lots of different slogans on the sides, and these stupid slogans etc dont come cheap salvo blue livery change and the slogans came to over 2 million i remember correctly , so from red to blue and white knock up a few inane slogans and rake it in.
Come on, then, post yours
oh they didn’t pick me , too fat bald and ugly i suppose ,but the slogan i liked best was ’ creating networks across europe’ , that was until you actually tried to get a part load from the uk to europe and found there was no network , the only european i managed to set up was a nightly change over at calais for the NHF contract.
tonyj105:
albion:
tonyj105:
albion:
Think it was Salveson that had ‘thinking and acting european’ on the side - I winced every time I saw it.we all took part in photo shoots for them, there were lots of different slogans on the sides, and these stupid slogans etc dont come cheap salvo blue livery change and the slogans came to over 2 million i remember correctly , so from red to blue and white knock up a few inane slogans and rake it in.
Come on, then, post yours
oh they didn’t pick me , too fat bald and ugly i suppose ,but the slogan i liked best was ’ creating networks across europe’ , that was until you actually tried to get a part load from the uk to europe and found there was no network , the only european i managed to set up was a nightly change over at calais for the NHF contract.
The real face of trucking then
“Yes, it’s possible!” (Greencarriers)
“Total logistics solutions” (well-known Scottish haulier that runs tartan livered tractor units)
“World leader of paper-based packaging” (Smurfit Kappa blue trailers)
“Networking with British industry” (another well-known Scottish outfit)
Nothing to do with haulage:
“Making tomorrow a better place” (well-known construction firm that went pop at the beginning of this year)
“Love every drop” (Anglian Water)
“Ingenuity at work” (Interserve)
The two that stand out in my mind from over the years, one funny, one cringeworthy.
On the side of a removals lorry in huge letters…‘‘Humpers, we hump anything anytime’’
On the full width rear mudflap of a 3 series Scanny 6 wheeler, in large chromed letters, ‘‘On the 8th day God made Scania’’
In the dirt on the back of a Salvesen Sainsbury liveried fridge.
‘and on the 7th day God went shopping.’
Somewhere now forgotten.
Nip,Pop and Dash Transport.