switchlogic:
We should have completely open borders. There’s enough space and money for everyone. In fact I’m prepared to do my bit and let one move in
And there was me thinking that we have a massive housing shortage crisis in the UK.
switchlogic:
We should have completely open borders. There’s enough space and money for everyone. In fact I’m prepared to do my bit and let one move in
And like all the other Socialists I’ve known I’d bet that you think John Lennon’s Imagine should be socialist world government policy.Tito tried it and as usual found that nature and history and the small matter of real world economics was against him. 
Meanwhile back in the real world.
Harry Monk:
switchlogic:
We should have completely open borders. There’s enough space and money for everyone. In fact I’m prepared to do my bit and let one move inAnd there was me thinking that we have a massive housing shortage crisis in the UK.
Not according to the socialist/cheap labour alliance.They’ll just turn the whole of the south east into even Greater London and switchlogic will be the new Mayor. 
I’ve phoned Africa and my designated illegal immigrant is arriving next week hidden in the cupboard of a campervan (the risk assessment wouldn’t let him come in under a lorry). His name is Mubutu and I shall make him welcome in our beautiful country. I urge you all to phone Africa at once and get your own immigrant.
And there was me thinking that previous post was too obviously a wind up for anyone to fall for. #Whoosh
Carryfast:
They’ll just turn the whole of the south east into even Greater London :
Would probably be an improvement, the south east hasn’t got much else going for it to be fair 
switchlogic:
I’ve phoned Africa and my designated illegal immigrant is arriving next week hidden in the cupboard of a campervan (the risk assessment wouldn’t let him come in under a lorry). His name is Mubutu and I shall make him welcome in our beautiful country. I urge you all to phone Africa at once and get your own immigrant.And there was me thinking that previous post was too obviously a wind up for anyone to fall for. #Whoosh
But coincidentally it is also about as close as it gets to LabLibdemCon immigration policy.While you obviously missed the bit in the policy statement that says that hiding under a truck ( or in the wheel bay of an aircraft ) will be exempt from elf and safety rules.In order to increase the efficiency of the immigration process being that the financial benefits to the employers outweigh the risks.Those risks being made clear to the immigrants before they set off on their journey.
Having said that the government is now looking into the free issue of mobile phones to all immigrants planning to take advantage of such a great employment opportunity.In the hope that they can inform the driver or pilot of their chosen method of transport not to lower the landing gear of the aircraft when landing or driving off while they are near or under the wheels of the truck.This considerable improvement being of increased importance considering the slightly increased risk to people on the ground on the Heathrow flight path from falling immigrants probably outweighing the even lower risks to aircraft making wheels up landings.
switchlogic:
I’ve phoned Africa and my designated illegal immigrant is arriving next week hidden in the cupboard of a campervan (the risk assessment wouldn’t let him come in under a lorry). His name is Mubutu and I shall make him welcome in our beautiful country. I urge you all to phone Africa at once and get your own immigrant.And there was me thinking that previous post was too obviously a wind up for anyone to fall for. #Whoosh
tommy t:
My take on this is that all these illegal immigrants from Africa etc should only have the right to claim asylum in the 1st safe country they reach, and not have the choice of transiting several safe countries to claim it in the UK ,Then there is the very real threat to us all from the deadly virus ebola which no one seems to of mentioned some of these people are coming from countries where ebola is rife, I wonder if an outbreak of ebola in Fancie will be the kick up the rse their French need to sort out this problem , I think they would clear the lot out from places like Calais if some of their citizens became infected due to an illegal immigrant
The current security of our borders (to prevent illegal immigration) is a joke heart beat monitors that don’t detect a heartbeat, they are movement detectors and not 100% effective so could be giving a false sense of security to drivers, infact short of a open the doors and a visual rummage /or use of body dogs and x’ray scanner
on every vehicle then this will continue https://interact.innovateuk.org/documents/1524978/1866952/Border%20Force%20presentationAs for if an immigrant fell off the axle would i stop if i knew , no not a chance, would i stop and help one if i came across one lying in the carriageway again no as how could you help someone with such severe injuries and theres the risk to your own health to consider ebola as well as from traffic, maybe who ever pulled the man onto the hard shoulder just didn’t want to drive over him or maybe he pan iced or was an illegal immigrant too
I found this which maybe old , but i do find their refusal to provide the requested info somewhat suspect FOI23298 Response.pdf
The French are already sorting it out. “Front National” have never had it so good in the polls as they do right now. They might actually win the next election outright!
I’m thinking that if the French don’t let the buggers in the back door down south in the first place, they won’t be hanging around Calais a week or so hence to be breaking into Truck backdoors there. 
switchlogic:
We should have completely open borders. There’s enough space and money for everyone. In fact I’m prepared to do my bit and let one move in
That’s great when it comes to “single, ■■■■■ east european females” because they actually exist, and are quite numerous, and are not adverse to us English guys neither.
Fat chance of getting anything of the sort from the diseased continent though. It’s all blokes, with their wives and concubines in tow. Any females among them are already betrothed off, or are not allowed to hang out with guys period.
There’s ‘immigrants’ and ‘illegal immigrants’.
Carryfast:
‘…The EU has nothing whatsoever to do with our continuing open door ‘non’ EU immigration policy which has been there since at least 1946…’
Or - ‘no UK Government of the Lib/Lab/Green/Con Tribe has done a thing in decades to either consult or satisfy UK democratic desires - since on such ‘trivia’ we are treated like idiot pawns’
Carryfast:
‘…Therefore the issue isn’t just that of ‘EU immigration’ it is ‘all’ immigration…’
In addition to which and in no particular order it is also about taboo issues including:
1. How our language appeals to all and sundry vagrant & alien wannabbees from every/any where - since it’s the EU Mother-tongue along with cast-off Empires too. This does make the UK different especially from, eg, Deutchland whose language is neither Hollywood or ex-British Empire associated but is (lucky for them in 2014■■) associated with the ugliness of Nazism
2. The UK’s ridiculous £55 million/day EU subscription to a winked-out Market/Community/Union/Federation has bled us white to even consider doing our own thing with our own money
3. The rise in IT technology available to the UK has correlated with the UK Government accepting liberal bull-shine to dismiss using (or being able to afford) installing it for fear of upsetting ‘Europe’.
4. It is Internation Knowledge that the UK is a Chancer’s Paradise - to include our spiritual heritage being ripe for confrontational sects to challenge assisted by today’s BBC inspired penchant for uber-liberalism in suggesting to us ‘how wonderful we are’ (to thoroughly love, eg, cruel & undemocratic Halal slaughter)
5. Democracy - and how the UK electorate has been both denied it and bull-shined to in it’s name
6. Etc, etc, etc
Carryfast:
switchlogic:
I’ve phoned Africa and my designated illegal immigrant is arriving next week hidden in the cupboard of a campervan (the risk assessment wouldn’t let him come in under a lorry). His name is Mubutu and I shall make him welcome in our beautiful country. I urge you all to phone Africa at once and get your own immigrant.And there was me thinking that previous post was too obviously a wind up for anyone to fall for. #Whoosh
But coincidentally it is also about as close as it…waffle waffle…government…Daily Mail…more piffle…send them back…free stuff…poor us…-2200947/Man-dead-street-Heathrow-flight-path-illegal-immigrant-stowaway.html
You’re not very good at jokes are you old bean
Winseer:
We just need to enforce our own laws a lot more than we are in the “Western” world.
But of course - only those laws that you approve of and don’t affect you. An extra two or three pence on income tax to pay for all the extra police and court time, not to mention our prisons that already overflowing with homegrown criminals.
Don’t give these people the means to live and watch the crime figures go up. Cut benefits and see people like you who claim those allowances squeal. Then see the headlines about poor people dying of hunger because their benefits were cut.
Anyone who wants a job in this country can get one “More than a hundred thousand jobs were created in the quarter to October, pushing up the total number of people in employment to another record high of 30.8m.” If you are disabled or between jobs, there are some benefits left - many who depend on them, say that they are not enough.
Happy Keith:
Carryfast:
‘…The EU has nothing whatsoever to do with our continuing open door ‘non’ EU immigration policy which has been there since at least 1946…’Or - ‘no UK Government of the Lib/Lab/Green/Con Tribe has done a thing in decades to either consult or satisfy UK democratic desires - since on such ‘trivia’ we are treated like idiot pawns’
Carryfast:
‘…Therefore the issue isn’t just that of ‘EU immigration’ it is ‘all’ immigration…’In addition to which and in no particular order it is also about taboo issues including:
1. How our language appeals to all and sundry vagrant & alien wannabbees from every/any where - since it’s the EU Mother-tongue along with cast-off Empires too. This does make the UK different especially from, eg, Deutchland whose language is neither Hollywood or ex-British Empire associated but is (lucky for them in 2014■■) associated with the ugliness of Nazism
2. The UK’s ridiculous £55 million/day EU subscription to a winked-out Market/Community/Union/Federation has bled us white to even consider doing our own thing with our own money
3. The rise in IT technology available to the UK has correlated with the UK Government accepting liberal bull-shine to dismiss using (or being able to afford) installing it for fear of upsetting ‘Europe’.
4. It is Internation Knowledge that the UK is a Chancer’s Paradise - to include our spiritual heritage being ripe for confrontational sects to challenge assisted by today’s BBC inspired penchant for uber-liberalism in suggesting to us ‘how wonderful we are’ (to thoroughly love, eg, cruel & undemocratic Halal slaughter)
5. Democracy - and how the UK electorate has been both denied it and bull-shined to in it’s name
6. Etc, etc, etc
HAPPY KEITH FOR PRESIDENT! OF THE WORLD!
Face:
So is it acceptable to think it’s fine for a man to die a horrible death because he might possibly be a threat to our way of life? Would it be acceptable to bump off a few disabled people or Downs kids because they take so much from the state too?
The two are worlds apart. the disabled and downs kids had no control overs the cards they got dealt Your axle hugging Eritreans ( other nationalities are available ) make their own decisions to make a beeline like an exocet missile for the UK , taking risks on the way, no one put a gun to their heads and forced them to hug a trucks axles it is their own fault and was their choice ,why should we feel sorry for them if their plan fails ?
The governments fault is them failing to change the health and welfare systems so that they are no longer entitled to any more help than they would be in France etc, Also let them work legally (if they have genuine id documents) But start severely punishing those employers who underpay them ,
Then government would be well and truly in the crap with the majority of its native english irish welsh and scottish people out of work or would employers start to want a workforce made up of 99% natives ? at the end of the day this country is foobarred on a grand scale and non of the 4 mainstream policital parties give a 4x or have any real idea how to sort this mess out
switchlogic:
Carryfast:
switchlogic:
I’ve phoned Africa and my designated illegal immigrant is arriving next week hidden in the cupboard of a campervan (the risk assessment wouldn’t let him come in under a lorry). His name is Mubutu and I shall make him welcome in our beautiful country. I urge you all to phone Africa at once and get your own immigrant.And there was me thinking that previous post was too obviously a wind up for anyone to fall for. #Whoosh
But coincidentally it is also about as close as it…waffle waffle…government…Daily Mail…more piffle…send them back…free stuff…poor us…-2200947/Man-dead-street-Heathrow-flight-path-illegal-immigrant-stowaway.html
You’re not very good at jokes are you old bean
My sense of humour seems to be a lot better than the common sense of the immigrants who are getting run over by trucks and freezing and then falling out of the wheel bays of airliners when they’ve finally got here.
Carryfast:
My sense of humour seems to be a lot better than the common sense of the immigrants who are getting run over by trucks and freezing and then falling out of the wheel bays of airliners when they’ve finally got here.
High praise indeed.
tommy t:
The two are worlds apart. the disabled and downs kids had no control overs the cards they got dealt Your axle hugging Eritreans ( other nationalities are available ) make their own decisions to make a beeline like an exocet missile for the UK , taking risks on the way, no one put a gun to their heads and forced them to hug a trucks axles it is their own fault and was their choice ,why should we feel sorry for them if their plan fails ?
Nope, not worlds apart though are they? All just down to morals & perspective really.
The governments fault is them failing to change the health and welfare systems so that they are no longer entitled to any more help than they would be in France etc, Also let them work legally (if they have genuine id documents) But start severely punishing those employers who underpay them ,
Then government would be well and truly in the crap with the majority of its native english irish welsh and scottish people out of work or would employers start to want a workforce made up of 99% natives ? at the end of the day this country is foobarred on a grand scale and non of the 4 mainstream policital parties give a 4x or have any real idea how to sort this mess out
Precisely my point - “governments fault”.
I think media hype goes a long way to fuelling the paranoia of the masses though, when it comes to Johnny Foreigner nicking all our jobs… not for long they won’t though because the UK State of Islam won’t allow that