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Contact Lizzie Ackerman on: 020 7529 9535
Or at: [doctordoctor@tigeraspect.co.uk]
(mailto:doctordoctor@tigeraspect.co.uk)
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Why Doctordoctor@ and not driverdriver@ 
Dexter-M:
If it makes me money and gets me out of this ■■■■ office for a while I’m game.
So if you’ve got your class 2, why you back in the office?
Congrats on your pass, btw 
Saratoga:
Dexter-M:
If it makes me money and gets me out of this ■■■■ office for a while I’m game.So if you’ve got your class 2, why you back in the office?
Congrats on your pass, btw
Because I’ve yet to do the CPC. Thats planned after I pass my C+E. I’m stuck here looking out the window at passing trucks with a sad expression untill my training starts next week. (if all goes well) 
TigerAspectTV:
doctor doctor@tigeraspect.co.uk
Doctor, Doctor I keep feeling really strung out and wierd
Doctor: we’ll stop drinking those stupid caffeine filled drinks otherwise you’ll look a Pratt on TV
harry:
They should’ve asked.‘Miserable old gits wanted with inward looking attitude ,capable of moaning & groaning about anything & everything.Driving licence an advantage.’ The response would be massive.
You must mean the shunter
merc0447:
I meet all your criteria, 150 quid a day and I’ll even provide the lorry for free. Genuine offer BTW.
Only £150 … Think of the Children!!
Because I’ve yet to do the CPC. Thats planned after I pass my C+E. I’m stuck here looking out the window at passing trucks with a sad expression untill my training starts next week. (if all goes well)
unless , YOUVE BEEN SCAMMED.
Trukkertone:
Because I’ve yet to do the CPC. Thats planned after I pass my C+E. I’m stuck here looking out the window at passing trucks with a sad expression untill my training starts next week. (if all goes well)unless , YOUVE BEEN SCAMMED.
Nah, I don’t think so. I’ll show you my licence if you want, they drew it with one o’ them fancy fountain pens. They even did it on some of that really lush high grain cardboard and laminated it so it must be authentic.
Dexter-M:
I’m stuck here looking out the window at passing trucks with a sad expression untill my training starts next week. (if all goes well)
I’m getting to doing truck watching too, mostly at night on the motorway with a truck that’s limited to 50mph Plenty of truck watching going on there too. But I’m sure you’ll get there Dexter 
TigerAspectTV:
Just to clarify folks: the segment is part of our new medical TV show where we hope to test the prowess of different caffeine products by asking three lorry drivers to drive for a long period on a realistic lorry computer game, each on different caffeine stimulants. Obviously, with plenty of experience in long-distance driving, lorry drivers will give us the most controlled test.
ok, i’ll do it.
it’ll be a laugh to see what you telly people call long distance, and long hours.
HOW MUCH£££££££££
TigerAspectTV:
Do you drive a lorry?
Nope
Do you drink coffee or soft drinks?
Both, but not at the same time
Do you like playing computer games?
Yes, Quite partial to a bit of COD or E/UK/GTS and maybe the odd game of pacman or tetris depending if I’m busy or not
Do you fancy being on the telly?
Been on telly twice and the people who I worked with were a shower of ■■■■■■
Tiger Aspect Productions are looking for lorry drivers to take part in a fun and exciting segment on a new TV show.
I think harry hill pointed out there isn’t much exciting about the industry and if you’re planning on taking the ■■■■ out of it it isn’t recomended
Good luck finding volunteers. I hope you’re paying them after all they could have to take time off to help you
Cheers
Jonny
I’m a fairly experienced Truck Driver and an avid online gamer.
I would rather cut my thumbs off than play a ‘Truck Driving’ computer game. Let alone play the said game on TV.
Any decent gamer will tell you that caffine drinks do not improve gameplay. In fact if the drinks make you jittery they are probably an expensive hinderance.
W
Energy drinks are probably the last thing you should drink while playing any games as said above, they make you jittery and can sometimes need you to be peeled from the ceiling as my mum used to say 
You’ll find alcohol can sometimes help. Killing zombies and getting hammered in the same sitting makes for great gameplay and even better dreams the same night 
Cheers
Jonny
Get a grip
just apply for it
its only TV not real life
It always makes me laugh/cringe with embarrassment when someone from outside the industry comes on here to ask something from us so called “Professional” lorry drivers and virtually every time they do they get the same childish,unfunny and some totally unrelated remarks that make us all like complete ■■■■■!!!
The OP has come and asked a perfectly reasonable question/request,if you want to take part then email/phone if you don’t then shut the ■■■■ up and grow up. 
Bikemonkey:
It always makes me laugh/cringe with embarrassment when someone from outside the industry comes on here to ask something from us so called “Professional” lorry drivers and virtually every time they do they get the same childish,unfunny and some totally unrelated remarks that make us all like complete [zb]!!!
The OP has come and asked a perfectly reasonable question/request,if you want to take part then email/phone if you don’t then shut the [zb] up and grow up.
+1
TigerAspectTV:
Do you drive a lorry? YepDo you drink coffee or soft drinks? Yep
Do you like playing computer games? Yep
Do you fancy being on the telly? Nope
Tiger Aspect Productions are looking for lorry drivers to take part in a fun and exciting segment on a new TV show. I don’t see how watching some fat slob necking the liquid version of Pro-plus whilst playing a 44 tonne version of NFS is fun and exciting.
BTW googling your name throws up a lot of ■■■■ on the web for second rate tv shows, and half assed, half finished projects. Are poor lorry drivers your next pet project so you can juice up your CV?
DO ONE
MADBAZ:
BTW googling your name throws up a lot of [zb] on the web for second rate tv shows, and half assed, half finished projects. Are poor lorry drivers your next pet project so you can juice up your CV?
DO ONE
Dont know they also looked to have done some big tv shows like ross kemp on gangs, The Vicar of Dibley, Mr Bean, Secret Diary of a Call Girl. Secret diary of a call girl is great viewing with some babywipes.
Right ive changed my offer i’ll do it for free if i can meet billy piper and get a free lunch, spoke to the boss about the lorry he said as long as the company gets a plug on the tele
TigerAspectTV:
Just to clarify folks: the segment is part of our new medical TV show where we hope to test the prowess of different caffeine products by asking three lorry drivers to drive for a long period on a realistic lorry computer game, each on different caffeine stimulants.
Try me with a gram of coke and I might be interested
TigerAspectTV:
Just to clarify folks: the segment is part of our new medical TV show where we hope to test the prowess of different caffeine products by asking three lorry drivers to drive for a long period on a realistic lorry computer game, each on different caffeine stimulants. Obviously, with plenty of experience in long-distance driving, lorry drivers will give us the most controlled test.
Then I’m your man (for sure)
Only problem you have is that I live in Spain, but its only a short hop via BA and I assume that accomadation for the duration is part of the package.
Regards.
To many miles/Kms to even think about.
Bikemonkey:
It always makes me laugh/cringe with embarrassment when someone from outside the industry comes on here to ask something from us so called “Professional” lorry drivers and virtually every time they do they get the same childish,unfunny and some totally unrelated remarks that make us all like complete [zb]!!!
The OP has come and asked a perfectly reasonable question/request,if you want to take part then email/phone if you don’t then shut the [zb] up and grow up.
Couldnt agree more mate,very well said.
merc0447:
Dont know they also looked to have done some big tv shows like ross kemp on gangs, The Vicar of Dibley, Mr Bean, Secret Diary of a Call Girl. Secret diary of a call girl is great viewing with some babywipes.
Sorry I should of made it clear, I meant Liz Ackerman, not the company she currently works for.