Yes indeed he was. He used to get the lads free tickets when Alan was at Aston Villa.
Charlie just to let you know “the consignment” has been uplifted from Tracy Island so depending on transit times you should be in receipt very soon. The weather forecast for the weekend in Alton does say it will be much brighter than of late with little or no rain but do give high wind with un explained gusts of up to 80mph, how the hell they knew of your impending delivery i’me not sure. Obviously I shall expect a quality report and trust you can do that so long as you are not blown away. enjoy Buzzer.
PS. Make sure there are no obstructions between your rear and the back of your mobility scooter, you wouldn’t want a speeding ticket on my account.
I thought it was Bryan Robson who drove for Cawthorn Sinclair same name as the son who was Man U & England
Jeremy
Badger:
I thought it was Bryan Robson who drove for Cawthorn Sinclair same name as the son who was Man U & England
Jeremy
Jeremy. I am going to slink away in shame. You are dead correct. I give up. Regards Charlie 
thats ok Charlie just put it down to age eyesight or whatever no offence from a youngster 55 next month 19th so time to send card
regards
Jeremy
Hi Charlie
Goods are In Transit but we havnt got any Alton permits so give me a ring (07831712029) to meet at the border
Cheers
Rich
Well done Jeremy!
It was of course Brian Robson… It bothered me after I made the post about Shearer as I was thinking it was a bit early for him… He was probably just a twinkle in his Dad’s eye then!
Hope all good with you.
Stu.
Charlie,
Please get Rose to put the loo rolls in the fridge at Alton Towers ready for the arrival of the goods, otherwise “That’sh your lot” 
Regards
Richard
Hi John. No goods delivered as yet.The recipient wasn’t available today as he had a hospital appointment. The subbie is taking the day off tomorrow. We have renegotiated the price and do I will be meeting on Monday AM and transfering the goods onto my buggy. I have put helper springs onShould take the weight. Rose is highly impressed with the packaging. However Richard she is a little worried about the toilet roll… Message. Is it real? She asked? Is he real I responded!. I shall taeport on Monday. This shows that there are people out there who care about the poor of the pari sh. Regards Charlie.
Charlie all this is fine but as consigner I cannot be held responsible for late delivery of said goods else that learned gentleman from Wellow will get involved and neither of us want or can afford his fee’s and don’t think he is going to take payment with his own DKV card either. Bet the excitement of waiting is keeping you awake at nights, as will Rose be after you have consume. In hindsight I should have included some combined ear and nose protectors, all the best and goodbye Alton Buzzer.
Look on the CMR for this: " Packed, loaded and secured by sender. Neither for quantity nor quality checked. Sealed after loading using seal number GEL111" Get you outta jail free phrase!
Charlie not long to wait now, hope you don’t get a foot of snow tonight to scupper the delivery, cheers Buzzer.
My consignment has at last arrived. Following border controls, vet inspection, bung for Fingers and tip for the haulier. All my grateful thanks to you JD. Also To Tribsa and last but not least Mrs M. I have just been to the deli and purchased some extremely strong Chedder. Will let you know the result. Regards Charlie.
charlie one:
My consignment has at last arrived. Following border controls, vet inspection, bung for Fingers and tip for the haulier. All my grateful thanks to yo JD. Also To Tribes and last but not least Mrs M. I have just been to the deli and purchased some extremely strong Chedder. Will let you know the result. Regards Charlie.
Just been on South Today, Alton is a No Go Area,and has been twinned with Boston USA (The Windy City).
Enjoy Charlie,tell Rose she can come and stay with us if it gets too bad 
Regards
Richard
BREAKING NEWS News just in from Alton.It appears that an explosion has wrecked an old pensioners flat.The first on the scene was a policeman who was luckily in the Railway Arms.He arrived on his bike and surveyed the damage.He told our reporter that he thought there was foul play involved as there was a strong smell of pickling vinegar. He then left to return to the pub as his beer was going flat.Next to arrive were the first responders. They found the occupant of the flat lying on the floor with smoke rising from his ars rear end. They found his trousers had a large hole in them. The conclusion was that he was standing close to the fire and passed wind which ignited from the flames from the fire causing the explosion and the injuries to the gentleman. His trousers were removed and a pack of frozen sprouts were applied to his posterior in order to relieve the pain.He has since been taken to Basingstoke Hospital in order to undertake skin grafts. Last to arrive was the Fire Brigade. They were over two hours getting there as they had problems. The Alton fire engine had a flat tyre and the foot pump was missing. So Four Marks were alerted. They had problems as the horse was on loan to the milkman. By the time they arrived the fire was out.Latest news. Unfortunately the pensioner seems to have lost his senses.He keeps shouting " Where are me shallots? " Also he has been muttering about his brief.At first they thought it was his underpants.However it was found that he was speaking about Mr Richard Goode-Talke the well known Wellow barrister.He stated that in his own words " I`m going to sue everyone.".Further reports as they come in Georgio Cocklecarrot. Chief reporter.
ALTON CHAOS the explosion reported earlier on this channel seems to be far worse than first thought, roads have had to be shut for safety reasons as there is a strong gas like odour still in the air, this can be smelt as far away as Guildford to the North and Winchester to the South therefore a twenty mile exclusion zone remains in place for the time being. The zone will remain in place until the all clear siren is sounded, meanwhile police are searching for as yet un named persons who may have made a delivery earlier on today to the Alton area, it is believed the pensioner is making a remarkable recovery but needs new reinforced under wear in case of further attacks, preferably with asbestos lining, this not thought to be a terrorist attack although police are on high alert status for the time being, don’t forget to watch the early evening news for an update on this situation.
This report was brought to you by Southern Gas. (thats shallot for the time being)
HUGH JARSE our man on the ground,the safest place to find clean air, reports that Mrs Charlieone AKA Rose was out in the grounds at Alton Towers when this happened,she said she went to Pick a lilly when there was a loud explosion, she rushed back in to see Charlie jerkin his gherkin, wandering round in a daze,just like normal really.
I’m going to give it a few days for the air to clear before I take down Charlies particulars and see if he has grounds for a goods in transit claim,I feel an earner coming on. 
The delivery vehicle has reloaded filled up on the R&A DKV card, tipped in the company warehouse & the driver is currently preparing a veritable feast for her self & the MD
The question being is Alton Towers still standing, they say no news is good news but im’e not sure having heard nothing since Monday night so Charlieone if you have survived it would be nice to here your ok and while your at it have you done QC’ on the delivery, hopefully here from you soon Buzzer.