You’ve got to love this forum when im the one with mental issues for creating a funny character for a laugh, yes a laugh, yet 8 pages about ■■■■■, several about people that are scared of going under bridges and endless drivel about peeing in a bottle is fine. Christ you couldn’t make it up.
So, one more time for the simple minded, this Sir Bertie username on here HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME
Shouldn’t Bertie be doing the grumpy posts?
To be fair, I agree, the posters with bridge height anxiety are mental.
We will have to get out resident Miss Marple in to check people’s syntax. HTH
switchlogic:
You’ve got to love this forum when im the one with mental issues for creating a funny character for a laugh, yes a laugh, yet 8 pages about ■■■■■, several about people that are scared of going under bridges and endless drivel about peeing in a bottle is fine. Christ you couldn’t make it up.
You jumped the gun there switch…remember it is a wagon drivers forum…an online RDC…anything goes and some can make it up. 
I can’t see the problem with the ■■■■■ thread. Instead of the dour miserable image the public associates with us it shows lorry drivers in an untypically light-hearted and humourous mood and might encourage more female drivers into the industry.
kr79:
We will have to get out resident Miss Marple in to check people’s syntax. HTH
Oh dear God no! 
are you there yet Vern?
Am I where? 
Own Account Driver:
I can’t see the problem with the ■■■■■ thread. Instead of the dour miserable image the public associates with us it shows lorry drivers in an untypically light-hearted and humourous mood and might encourage more female drivers into the industry.
And I can’t see the problem with a fictional character created for a bit of fun and why the creation of said character leads lazy types to accuse me of having mental issues. In fact if you think 8 pages about ■■■■■ is going to attract women to the industry then I feel im not the one with mental issues 
I think it will attract more women to the industry, they always put GSOH as a requirement on dating sites and, anyway, Barry my bread bin agrees with me.
Ah ok then, your and my definition of GOSH differs greatly then
tootman318:
Hi Ade, should be going up to jct9 m5 passing Exeter about 10ish but load not confirmed till tomorrow night. Suppose its part of the journey mate. Sorry can’t help anymore
Hi mate, going up as said above. Good luck on the coach Ade 
Pm me if you change plans
bigvern1:
Am I where?
oops, I thought you were going yesterday. I really should pay more attention to… Oh look a squirrel.
I suggest a poll.
Which is more amusing…
■■■■■ thread or lukewarm and the yellow bucket.
If your plans change, I can help on part of your trip… if you can get up to Bristol, I’m going to Hemel Hempstead on friday, so that would put you on the M1 if someone can get you the rest of the way up.
Thanks fellers. Ticket paid for, I- pod at the ready. Nappy on. I’ll be grand. Cheers. 
commonrail:
I suggest a poll.Which is more amusing…
■■■■■ thread or lukewarm and the yellow bucket.
I dont think there’s any need. I think we all know what would win, and it isn’t me…
I find ■■■■■■■ amusing alone or when you are with other chaps but have found it doesn’t impress the fairer ■■■ so tend to give it a swerve in there company.
I had a sore Side laughing at that ■■■■ thread ,read it all it’s very funny.
switchlogic:
commonrail:
I suggest a poll.Which is more amusing…
■■■■■ thread or lukewarm and the yellow bucket.
I dont think there’s any need. I think we all know what would win, and it isn’t me…
Barry my bread bin (I slide his lid on the front up and down when he talks) says ‘you and Bertie will be trumped by the other thread’.