I once got a lift with a truck driver, he liked so much he kidnapped me, painted me yellow and placed me upon the dashboard! Occasionally he feeds me or puts rubbish in me!
switchlogic:
Actually isn’t Leeds the stomping ground of King Of The European Highway JD? Maybe you could get a lift from him
dont be daft, hes too good to have anyone in the truck with him
No room, what with him and his ego.
Luke is an Ego Manic too, I mean what sort of man films himself driving down the road! ■■■■ fool
Whilst he was asleep last night I had a poke round in the truck looking for an escape route, and found a pair of mirrored sunglasses with the mirrors on the inside! I mean not only is the buffoon filming himself driving, he’s watching himself too! No wonder he crashed that day, the truck he thought he saw was actually behind him!
switchlogic:
Actually isn’t Leeds the stomping ground of King Of The European Highway JD? Maybe you could get a lift from him
dont be daft, hes too good to have anyone in the truck with him
No room, what with him and his ego.
I think you haver muddled up with someone else del, I don’t have a massive ego. But then hey when you know what your talking about I may or may not be interested… But I doubt you will ever have anything of interest to say.
Run along there’s a good boy there’s another band wagon over there.
switchlogic:
Actually isn’t Leeds the stomping ground of King Of The European Highway JD? Maybe you could get a lift from him
dont be daft, hes too good to have anyone in the truck with him
No room, what with him and his ego.
Luke is an Ego Manic too, I mean what sort of man films himself driving down the road! ■■■■ fool
Whilst he was asleep last night I had a poke round in the truck looking for an escape route, and found a pair of mirrored sunglasses with the mirrors on the inside! I mean not only is the buffoon filming himself driving, he’s watching himself too! No wonder he crashed that day, the truck he thought he saw was actually behind him!
■■■■ maniac!
Now make my lunch, I think I’ll have ribs today!
You can make the ribs yourself you cantankerous of fool
switchlogic:
Actually isn’t Leeds the stomping ground of King Of The European Highway JD? Maybe you could get a lift from him
dont be daft, hes too good to have anyone in the truck with him
Not at all but I think I’d be the last person he would want a lift with tbh but if I was in the area he would be welcome for the lift
You wouldn’t though Gogzy you would bore with talk of drifting and your wage packet.
snoooozzzeee
what did you say something? no?
have fun in france, let us know when you get weekended out there and dont moan about it to us.
My captor and I have spoken at length and deemed it best if you refrain from posting unless it is something of intelligence or importance, which in essence counts you out. Your work history is chequered to say the least, Drunk @ Trans Am, sacked from Stardes, very poor at Van Den Bosch, can you see the pattern here?
I think it’s best if you either don’t post, or post on Driftworks where your uneducated, juvenile postings will be applauded by equally uneducated people
Own Account Driver:
Multiple user id meltdowns is what keeps the forum alive.
And as I’ve had to remind people several times im one of the few members with only one ID. ITS NOT ME
You’re either talking to yourself, pretending to be a sentient biscuit barrel in the shape of a Legohead, or talking to someone else, pretending to be a sentient biscuit barrel in the shape of a Legohead. Few mental health professionals would assess it as healthy.
You’ll end up like Tom Hanks in Castaway with Wilson the volleyball.
switchlogic:
Actually isn’t Leeds the stomping ground of King Of The European Highway JD? Maybe you could get a lift from him
dont be daft, hes too good to have anyone in the truck with him
Not at all but I think I’d be the last person he would want a lift with tbh but if I was in the area he would be welcome for the lift
You wouldn’t though Gogzy you would bore with talk of drifting and your wage packet.
snoooozzzeee
what did you say something? no?
have fun in france, let us know when you get weekended out there and dont moan about it to us.
My captor and I have spoken at length and deemed it best if you refrain from posting unless it is something of intelligence or importance, which in essence counts you out. Your work history is chequered to say the least, Drunk @ Trans Am, sacked from Stardes, very poor at Van Den Bosch, can you see the pattern here?
I think it’s best if you either don’t post, or post on Driftworks where your uneducated, juvenile postings will be applauded by equally uneducated people
Thank you
Lol sacked from stardes, news to me never even recieved a p45 from them and even got my tax code for them recently so i dunno where your getting this pish luke, or even how you know more about my own life than i do?
I also dont post on driftworks i got banned, called one of the mods a fat ginger ■■■■ who chokes himself while beating one out to lil japs furiously fiddling a 1986 toyota corolla.