Ten priests die in a road accident; At the pearly gates, St Peter asks “If any of you are paedophiles, turn around and go to Hell!”
Nine walk away, when St Peter shouts back “And take this lying ■■■■■ with you!”
Forget those young uns. I am looking for another 40 year old 
Not sure what this thing snoring beside me will think if she wakes up 
Yes dear earplugs, you stick them up your nose!!!
I saw Rolf Harris in town today, I said to him "I can remember you doing “Two Little Boys’ back in 1970”… He said “■■■■ off, that was Jimmy Savile”
puntabrava:
I saw Rolf Harris in town today, I said to him "I can remember you doing “Two Little Boys’ back in 1970”… He said “[zb] off, that was Jimmy Savile”
I am Jake the peg! Tie me kangaroo up sport, it keeps running away with my wooden leg! Two little boys and a didgeridoo.
He will be on the wobble board soon enough!
Apparently he asked a little un "can you tell what it is yet " 
When I was younger I wrote and asked Jim to fix it for me to be on Rolf’s Cartoon Club.
Thank ■■■■ Royal Mail are so ■■■■■
That’s the last time I pledge money to Children in Need; Just spent 5 hours in the local nick because I pledged “£50 to see Rolf Harris do two little boys.”
At least we now know what all the puffing & panting was about.
and now bll roach has been nicked
And following Stuart Hall and Ken Barlow, now the Deputy Speaker (should it be “Squeaker”?) has been accused of gay ■■■■.
I thought of this last night when he spoke to reporters…
m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=FafVtHWn … afVtHWn4X8
The comments are hilarious…
Muckaway:
And following Stuart Hall and Ken Barlow, now the Deputy Speaker (should it be “Squeaker”?) has been accused of gay ■■■■.
I thought of this last night when he spoke to reporters…
m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=FafVtHWn … afVtHWn4X8
The comments are hilarious…
Seems every celebrity is hiding a secret lol