news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7217342.stm
I really enjoyed his shows on tv.
Apparently his cremation is being recorded for ITV, it has been given the working title of “You’ve been Flamed”
I heard he is being buried at 6.30. So the big hand can be next to the little one
…we are all going to hell LOL
They have just released the funeral arrangements for his funeral…
A small family service followed by a small finger buffet…
jeremy beadles request was to have his remains turned into compost and spread over his vegatable garden … watch out beadles a sprout
he would have been the first to laugh im sure better check its not some elaborate prank on us all 
when Beadle arrived at the pearly gates, God said to him
“im sorry your here at only 59 years old, you must have been
dealt a bad hand in life”
lawyers are having a nightmare sorting out his will,
apparently its written in some sort of short-hand!
It turns out he didn’t die in hospital, he was shot during a game of poker in an argument over a dodgy hand. 
ABSOLOUTELY
[zb]
HILARIOUS
Nice try but no banana. L.
Well, thank goodness all of this stuff was posted on TruckNet rather than on the LDF where the Administrator gets a bit “■■■■” about the non-PC jokes and text messages which tend to fly around between lorry drivers following a tragic death.
Harry Monk:
Well, thank goodness all of this stuff was posted on TruckNet rather than on the LDF where the Administrator gets a bit “■■■■” about the non-PC jokes and text messages which tend to fly around between lorry drivers following a tragic death.
you joking right 
sorry…]
jimboy124:
sorry…]
Like an addict, you just cant help yourself
well i suppose i better finish this off with the best one of the lot
beadle was having a midland bank and he said my ■■■■ looks very small. but on the other hand its massive
r slicker:
well i suppose i better finish this off with the best one of the lotbeadle was having a midland bank and he said my ■■■■ looks very small. but on the other hand its massive
