It is a wonder people don't like us

Daz1970:

ezydriver:

Muckaway:

LeedsChris:
I must admit i am a hypocryte… I do it even more when i see patronising road signs stating that littering risks roadworkers lives.

What’s patronising, it’s a fact. If lazy dirty ■■■■ heads didn’t do it, there’d be no need for litter pickers.

But think about it, because people do throw their litter out of the window, jobs are created for litter pickers. Not only are these jobs created, but they need vehicles. What vehicles are traditionally used for collecting rubbish? Dennis - perhaps the only British lorry manufacturer left. So not only are jobs created for litter pickers, but lorry builders need to kit them out with a fleet. This has a knock on effect for British suppliers too. More black bags are needed thus keeping the bag manufacturers busily manufacturing. More men will need kitting out with the ever increasing array of personal protective clothing, meaning people are needed to make these extra items, so men and women are taken from the dole queue and handed back their dignity. This reduces unemployment, and by extension the national debt.

So the next time I need to dispose of a Red Bull can, I’m going to sit back in my heated Scania seat, and think of England.

This reminds me of the Only Fools episode when Del is trying to justify stealing paint by saying the company will then employ security guards!!

dafpower:

ezydriver:
Is that a parrot in the first picture?

thats what i thought too

whats wrong with bagging it and waiting till your in an msa or even shove it in a customers bin scruffy barstools

If you try bagging it, you’ll probably get MRSA! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :unamused: