peirre:
SwedishSteel:
Of course not - if the wheels ain’t turnin’, nobodys earnin’!I refuse to allow myself time off, especially if a customer is willing to pay at least double time, or sunday/bank holiday rates that day. I prefer to profit, while the toffs celibrate and the surfs doff their caps to em. Then I`ll spend my profits celibrating MY holiday…Cheers
Her Majesty stays over the Customer 
I’d rather work so long as I am being paid. I couldn’t give a toss about the monarchy, when was the last time they didn’t know where the next meal was coming from? Asset strip the lot of em and share it out amongst those who have had to graft for a living.
BanburyDan:
I’d rather work so long as I am being paid. I couldn’t give a toss about the monarchy, when was the last time they didn’t know where the next meal was coming from?
Typical Banburyshire traitor, Dan; Still supporting Cromwell after all these years 
i know why the monarchy have all the meals planned, i saw prince charles at a waitrose supermarket in dorchester.
ok it was the new one called little waitrose on his poundbury estate and he was opening it.
commonrail:
but it`s the queens 50th wedding anniversary,our generation will never see the like again…
And you’re telling me because… 
Ken.
Sorry commonrail, but it’s 60 yrs as monarch. So guess it is a special occasion/event as I can’t think of another head of state that has held that office for that long 
al owen:
Sorry commonrail, but it’s 60 yrs as monarch. So guess it is a special occasion/event as I can’t think of another head of state that has held that office for that long
HRM Obi Agbogidi Olo-Ome Alfred Okolie 1 of Nigeria 66 years in February.
King Bhumibol Adulyadej of Thailand 66 years in May.
I hope this helps.
I dont think i will be off as we may be doing some work for it.
My firm doesn’t have a Queen…cue jokes.
switchlogic:
My firm doesn’t have a Queen…cue jokes.
I don’t know any jokes about cues.
I hope this helps.
EDIT. Although I do know one about a cue ball.
A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender says “hey you cant bring pets in here!” The man replies “don’t worry, he’s trained. He wont mess anything up.” The bartender agrees to let the man and his monkey in. While the man sits down, the monkey hops on the bar and eats a cherry, then jumps on the pool table and swallows the cue ball whole. Furious, the bartender says “get your monkey out of here! I cant have him eating things like that.”
A few days later, the man enters the bar again with the monkey on his shoulder. “Didn’t i tell you to get that monkey out of here?” The bartender asks. “Its okay,” the man says. He wont do it again. The monkey hops on the bar, grabs a banana, shoves it up his arse, pulls it out, then eats it. “What the hell is he doing?” asks the bartender.
“Measuring.” the man replies. “You would measure too if you had to pass a cue ball.”
Muckaway:
BanburyDan:
I’d rather work so long as I am being paid. I couldn’t give a toss about the monarchy, when was the last time they didn’t know where the next meal was coming from?Typical Banburyshire traitor, Dan; Still supporting Cromwell after all these years
Hey, I only live in Banburyshire, I’m not from here originally, I have a proper Michael Parkinson accent, me. 