One of Eddie’s finest pulled up on the pump at Blyth services yesterday and decided to have a ■■■■ on the forecourt in full view of the public. Where’s Channel 5 when you need them? “If Tony doesn’t cool his front tyre down immeadiately there could be a colossal explosion!!”. We’ve all pulled in to a layby at some point for a ■■■■■ but FFS man… He only had to walk 30’ or so to the kiosk…
Well they don’t ■■■■ Champagne. They are human. We have ALL done it.
disgusting way to behave.
he was probably on some deadline.
if i get caught short, it goes in the adblue tank if a toilet isn’t available.
i once had to ■■■■ up the wheel on the pumps at penrith truckstop.just drove down from scotland,started to fill up then it came on all at once.
I blame it on drinking tea and coffee whilst on duty.
I don’t do that, so No, I don’t agree with “We’ve ALL done that” either!
I’ve seen one or two non Stobart drivers do exactly the same thing over the years but never felt the urge to post it on here
Winseer:
I blame it on drinking tea and coffee whilst on duty.I don’t do that, so No, I don’t agree with “We’ve ALL done that” either!
Ever?
Must admit ive never ■■■■■■ at the pump!
But I have jumped into the cab and ■■■■■■ into a bottle whislt fueling!
we should make going to the toilet more fun.
like going into the changing rooms at ASDA, and shouting “excuse me, i’m out of toilet roll in here”.
slashed beside my lorry in a layby a few times and even felt bad about that, but when theres no toilet around there aint alot of choice, I wouldn’t dream of doing it anywhere else whats the point when your not far from a toilet
Even heard of people doing a number 2 in a layby now that is just plain wrong, number 2s can be held easier for a start
limeyphil:
we should make going to the toilet more fun.
like going into the changing rooms at ASDA, and shouting “excuse me, i’m out of toilet roll in here”.
Never tried that one. Could be interesting I suppose…
Winseer:
I blame it on drinking tea and coffee whilst on duty.I don’t do that, so No, I don’t agree with “We’ve ALL done that” either!
What? Drink tea and coffee, ■■■■, or neither
Yeah,don’t fall over your halo.
keebs26uk:
Even heard of people doing a number 2 in a layby now that is just plain wrong, number 2s can be held easier for a start
Thats why you often see drivers doing the Michael Jackson Moonwalk in lay-bys after standing in it
Lay bys yes ! Lorry park yes ! Bottom of our yard yes ! Garage forecourt no ! I couldn’t care less what others do but that just seems wrong to me.
robroy:
keebs26uk:
Even heard of people doing a number 2 in a layby now that is just plain wrong, number 2s can be held easier for a startThats why you often see drivers doing the Michael Jackson Moonwalk in lay-bys after standing in it
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turnip:
Lay bys yes ! Lorry park yes ! Bottom of our yard yes ! Garage forecourt no ! I couldn’t care less what others do but that just seems wrong to me.
I’ve done it before inside the garage lol
papermonkey:
robroy:
keebs26uk:
Even heard of people doing a number 2 in a layby now that is just plain wrong, number 2s can be held easier for a startThats why you often see drivers doing the Michael Jackson Moonwalk in lay-bys after standing in it
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agreed +1
In hartshead moor late last year & I went into the garage to use the facilities & as I opened the door there was a driver ■■■■■■■ in the hand basin… Yep in the friggin hand basin…
Usually I would just walk off muttering
But this was just wrong so i said what ya doin mate?
He replied “well the toilet stinks don’t it”
My reply was “ive got to wash my hands in the f-in sink you’ve just ■■■■■■ in”
He just shrugged & went off to get a coffee.
Unbelievable as he was in his company uniform with his fully colour matched truck on the garage forecourt…
Duck:
One of Eddie’s finest pulled up on the pump at Blyth services yesterday and decided to have a ■■■■ on the forecourt in full view of the public.Where’s Channel 5 when you need them? “If Tony doesn’t cool his front tyre down immeadiately there could be a colossal explosion!!”. We’ve all pulled in to a layby at some point for a ■■■■■ but FFS man… He only had to walk 30’ or so to the kiosk…
I rest my case !!!