Winseer:
I blame it on drinking tea and coffee whilst on duty.
I don’t do that, so No, I don’t agree with “We’ve ALL done that” either!
I’m not sure in each Case
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limeyphil:
we should make going to the toilet more fun.
like going into the changing rooms at ASDA, and shouting “excuse me, i’m out of toilet roll in here”.
I prefer to get a bottle of Ketchup, and leave a trail of dabs from the ladies sanitary section to the ladies traps.
limeyphil:
we should make going to the toilet more fun.
like going into the changing rooms at ASDA, and shouting “excuse me, i’m out of toilet roll in here”.
I prefer to get a bottle of Ketchup, and leave a trail of dabs from the ladies sanitary section to the ladies traps.
I wouldn’t ■■■■ on a garage forecourt, but once when I was on bulk tippers I jumped in the back and a bloody double decker bus full of Nuns came in for fuel
limeyphil:
we should make going to the toilet more fun.
like going into the changing rooms at ASDA, and shouting “excuse me, i’m out of toilet roll in here”.
Supermarket toilet humour should be easy, grab a roll of cling film and a cheap camera and just wait!
i’ve had to theres a garage on the a49 in leomster that doe not provide any facilties they tell you to walk over to the cafe buy a coffee or something and then you will be allowed to use theres
gonzothejaffa1:
i’ve had to theres a garage on the a49 in leomster that doe not provide any facilties they tell you to walk over to the cafe buy a coffee or something and then you will be allowed to use theres
gonzothejaffa1:
i’ve had to theres a garage on the a49 in leomster that doe not provide any facilties they tell you to walk over to the cafe buy a coffee or something and then you will be allowed to use theres
Winseer:
I blame it on drinking tea and coffee whilst on duty.
I don’t do that, so No, I don’t agree with “We’ve ALL done that” either!
Ever?
I’ve caught drivers ■■■■■■■ up MY wheels, presumably because I was parked in a dark corner of the MSA, and I’m driving a fleet motor (ie likely to be agency driving it who doesn’t care right?) I’d taken the trouble to walk across the yard to the toilets as always, and was returning when I saw this guy I thought was a ■■■■■ walking out between a dropped trailer next to mine (been there a while!) and my own parked combination. A clear puddle was right next to my cab drive wheels, and you could smell it from the cab door!
I took offence, and the scouse knob who replied started back at me about how I just drive into “his” yard any old how, leaving the fridge on etc. This is Fleet Services FFS!
He then drove out from the other side of the yard to where I was parked in a Irish truck!
I won’t call him a tool, as useful things can be done with tools.
I won’t call him a knob either, as I use them every day to open doors.
“■■■■■■ from Toxteth” has a good ring to it, so that’ll do!
I know a guy who woke up in the truck once and was busting for a dump,he knew he wouldn’t make the toilets so grabbed a carrier bag and assumed the position as you do.
Well seeing as he had a curry the night before,he completely missed said carrier bag and ended up projectile ■■■■■■■■ all over his curtains!!
Thetaff:
I know a guy who woke up in the truck once and was busting for a dump,he knew he wouldn’t make the toilets so grabbed a carrier bag and assumed the position as you do.
Well seeing as he had a curry the night before,he completely missed said carrier bag and ended up projectile [zb] all over his curtains!!
Took him hours to clean them up.
This is the wrong forum, it should be on the Inappropiate Shatting one
I once had an upset stomach and had to stop on the shoulder, had a ■■■ on the police ramp, wiped and left. The police were there on my way back and they weren’t too impressed
i think dumping in a bag could be good for truck security.
you see little old women walking down the street with a little turd in a bag, it’s quite clearly from her little terrier.
so we have a right good turnout in a bag, then go for a wander with the bag of turd in hand. everyone will think you have a rottweiler in the cab. the laybys and lorry parks are clean again, the load, and you are safe from the ■■■■■■. all for the sake of a bag of turd. everyones a winner.
Thetaff:
I know a guy who woke up in the truck once and was busting for a dump,he knew he wouldn’t make the toilets so grabbed a carrier bag and assumed the position as you do.
Well seeing as he had a curry the night before,he completely missed said carrier bag and ended up projectile [zb] all over his curtains!!
A few years back when working for Priddys, we had a lad break down near Haslemere on the A286. He must of sat there a few hours and called me to ask if I could pick him up some grub on my way past, So I stopped at Liphook services and got him a few butties and a bottle of pop.
Heading down towards Midhurst I pulled up in front of him and jumped out to hand over the grub, he wasn’t in the cab so I walked round the side to see the front corner of the curtain open, I walked round to the back doors and opened one, there he was, pants round his ankles squatting over some shrink wrap taking a crap, bearing in mind all the traffic coming up the hill saw too!
Youve just reminded me of another story
Whilst queueing at terespol ( Belarus/polish ) border several years ago. There were around 4 of us in all, we were all sat in 1 cab chewing the fat etc. one of the lads who shall remain nameless said im desperate for a dump ! I said go in the woods ( like everyone else ) , no he says I just can’t do it. In the end he climbed in the back of the empty box of the truck in front so we could keep an eye on the doors from where we were sat. Anyhow he’s in there doing his business when we get a tap on the door from some hawkers selling wicker goods. To start with I just said no, but being very poor makes them very insistent so in the end Dave leans over & says " colleague in front " pointing to the back doors. Eventually they got the message and opened the doors of the box !!! A sight I will never forget ! The best of it was the hawkers weren’t in the slightest bit put off and kept saying mr you buy whilst Gary ( oops ) was trying to wipe his ■■■ !
We had to lock the doors until he calmed down and we could stop laughing.
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